Taylor Swift(01 of158)
Open Image ModalGrab a cheap guitar or make your own DIY sequined microphone to accessorize your outfit which should include high-waisted short shorts and a sexy blouse. Don't forget the red lips! (credit:Getty Images)
Anna Wintour(02 of158)
Open Image ModalGrab a pair of sunnies, a copy of the September issue of Vogue, a bob wig and your Sunday Best. (credit:Vogue/Instagram)
Victoria Beckham(03 of158)
Open Image ModalFind your loosest piece of clothing you have (muumuu, jumpsuit, etc) as long as it's in black, put on a pair of your highest heels and strike a hard pose. (credit:Getty Images)
Kristen Stewart(04 of158)
Open Image ModalThis one's easy: All you need is a baseball cap, a white tee, skinny jeans and Chucks. Don't forget to frown a lot! (credit:x17online.com)
Jennifer Lawrence(05 of158)
Open Image ModalHead over to your nearest Value Village and find an old ballgown, then when you're out and about, keep falling down on any stairs you can find. (credit:AP)
Kate Middleton(06 of158)
Open Image ModalBlow out your hair, wear a polka dot dress, find a replica sapphire engagement ring and for bonus points, get yourself a plastic baby. (credit:AP)
Beyonce(07 of158)
Open Image ModalGrab a sparkly bodysuit, curl your hair and you're golden. (credit:AP)
Johnny Depp(08 of158)
Open Image ModalJohnny is all about the accessories so wrap yourself in layers of necklaces, chains, bracelets and rings. Next, go to your local thrift shop and get a collared shirt, striped vest, blazer and an old hat. (credit:AP)
Miley Cyrus(09 of158)
Open Image ModalYou don't need to look further than your underwear drawer to dress like Miley. Just remember to stick out your tongue a lot. (credit:Getty Images)
Drake(10 of158)
Open Image ModalBaggy jeans, a loose tee, a few necklaces and a backwards baseball cap is all you need to look like Toronto's Number 1 Fan. (credit:Getty Images)
Kim Kardashian(11 of158)
Open Image ModalBrave the fall weather in a sexy swimsuit. Don't forget to carry your phone wherever you go to take Instagram pics. Baby North West not included. (credit:Kim Kardashian/Instagram)
Kanye West(12 of158)
Open Image ModalEveryone should have Kanye's wardrobe staples in their closet: A jean jacket, plain grey tee, loose pants and a constant frown should do the trick. (credit:Getty Images)
Willow And/Or Jaden Smith(13 of158)
Open Image ModalThe most stylish siblings in Hollywood actually have looks that are easy to recreate. Just pull out an old pair of denim overalls, a rock concert t-shirt, wedge sneakers and you're golden. (credit:Getty Images)
Ryan Gosling(14 of158)
Open Image ModalDon't have a velvet suit lying around? No problem. Your local secondhand store should have one on the cheap. (credit:Getty Images)
Justin Bieber(15 of158)
Open Image ModalSuck it up and buy a pair of cheap drop-crotch pants. Come on, you know you want to wear them. (credit:Getty Images)
Marilyn Monroe(16 of158)
Open Image ModalEver wanted to walk outside in nothing but a bedsheet? Now you can! And if you don't have platinum blond hair, don't worry: Just say you're Marilyn in her Norma Jean days. (credit:AP)
Angelina Jolie(17 of158)
Open Image ModalWe're way past Angelina Leg so this Halloween, dress yourself in long robes à la Lord of the Rings (credit:AP)
Sarah Jessica Parker(18 of158)
Open Image ModalSJP style staples are easy: Grab a pair of high heels, layer on lots of eyeliner and rock a flapper dress. (credit:AP)
Michelle Obama(19 of158)
Open Image ModalThe First Lady is known for her accessible fashion, so head over to a Wal-Mart or Target to get a form-fitting frock in a vibrant colour. For bonus points, add an American flag pin to the outfit. (credit:Getty Images)
Nicole Richie(20 of158)
Open Image ModalParis Hilton's ex bestie is a fashion chameleon so you can basically wear whatever you want as long as it's avant-garde with a bit of a "Dynasty" twist. (credit:Getty Images)
Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen(21 of158)
Open Image ModalBlack, baggy and quirky. That's the general theme for the Olsen sisters' style. Make sure to purse your lips to show your exasperation at the less fashionable people in the world. (credit:Getty Images)
Kerry Washington As Olivia Pope In "Scandal"(22 of158)
Open Image ModalOlivia's trench coat is not only stylish, but will keep you warm on a cold Halloween night. Make a White House visitor's pass and you're good to go. (credit:Rex Features)
Blake Lively(23 of158)
Open Image ModalMrs. Ryan Reynolds is all about showing off her bod so play up your legs in a mini-dress and high heels. Don't forget to carry a whisk and a cookbook to let everyone know that you're a pro in the kitchen. (credit:Getty Images)
Scarlett Johansson(24 of158)
Open Image ModalThrow on your sexiest LBD, a strand of pearls and you're all set. If you really want to convince people that you're ScarJo, just lower your voice a bit and you're all good. (credit:Getty Images)
Kate Moss(25 of158)
Open Image ModalAll you need is a sheer top, blazer, skinny trousers, sexy heels and straight hair to rock the supermodel's signature look. (credit:AP)
Silent Movie Actor(26 of158)
Open Image ModalGrumpy Cat(27 of158)
Open Image ModalClosed National Monument(28 of158)
Open Image ModalOrange Is the New Black(29 of158)
Open Image ModalBacon and Eggs(30 of158)
Open Image ModalPaint Chip(31 of158)
Open Image ModalLego Block(32 of158)
Open Image ModalPopcorn Vendor(33 of158)
Open Image ModalLichtenstein Drawing(34 of158)
Open Image ModalAnnie Hall(35 of158)
Open Image ModalSexy Avengers(36 of158)
Open Image ModalHoodie Animal(37 of158)
Open Image ModalDuck Dynasty(38 of158)
Open Image ModalAngela Chase from "My So-Called Life"(39 of158)
Open Image ModalTexas Senator Wendy Davis(40 of158)
Open Image ModalDrake Working at Shoppers(41 of158)
Open Image ModalHave a friend who works for Shoppers Drug Mart? Borrow a uniform shirt, make a "DRAKE" (or "AUBREY") name tag, and you're set. (credit:NOW Magazine)
TARDIS(42 of158)
Open Image ModalYou can make the classic "Dr. Who" time machine spacecraft (which stands for "Time and Relative Dimension in Space" with a big blue garment and some white paint or masking tape. Easily customizable, like this somewhat-inexplicable flapper TARDIS. (credit:Neatorama)
Sharknado(43 of158)
Open Image ModalWe favour the shark-head mask plus grey sweatshirt with stuff taped to it approach, to make a literal Sharknado, but you've got a few options here. It's even adorable on dogs! (credit:HubPages)
iPhone(44 of158)
Open Image ModalCaptain Canada(45 of158)
Open Image ModalRoad Trip(46 of158)
Open Image ModalSharpie Pumpkin(47 of158)
Open Image ModalThe Great Gatsby's Daisy Buchanan(48 of158)
Open Image ModalBumblebee(49 of158)
Open Image ModalCalvin and Hobbes(50 of158)
Open Image ModalMiley Cyrus, With A Twist(51 of158)
Open Image ModalDon't go as Miley without putting your own spin on it. Robin Thicke's suit channeled Beetlejuice, so we're in favour of going as Beetlejuice and Lydia at the VMAs. Robin: striped suit (go with white paint on a black secondhand suit), crazy makeup, aviators. Lydia: very short puffy red dress, a black foam finger, black top knots with spiky bangs—and, obviously, tongue sticking out as often as possible. (credit:Fanpop)
Carrie(52 of158)
Open Image ModalYou can go creative (and less messy), like in this photo, with some red tinsel, or you can just put on a white dress and blonde wig and then pour (water-based!) red paint all over yourself. Your call. (credit:Flickr)
Rosie the Riveter(53 of158)
Open Image ModalWednesday Addams(54 of158)
Open Image ModalAnother '90s throwback, and one that's easy to do with a black wig, black tights, and a black dress with a bit of lace and a white collar. Get out your glue gun! (credit:Xanga)
Bat(55 of158)
Open Image ModalUSB And Port(56 of158)
Open Image ModalPB & J(57 of158)
Open Image ModalBurger And Beer(58 of158)
Open Image ModalWhere's Waldo (x2)(59 of158)
Open Image ModalSpy vs. Spy(60 of158)
Open Image ModalThese two are natural enemies — but you and your beau don't have to be. (credit:Party City )
Princess Leia And Jabba The Hutt(61 of158)
Open Image ModalThe Royals(62 of158)
Open Image ModalYou too can be the most talked about couple of the year. (credit:AP)
Angry Birds(63 of158)
Open Image ModalBatman And Robin(64 of158)
Open Image ModalRob Ford And Stephen Harper(65 of158)
Open Image ModalWin every single 'best dressed' contest with this one. (credit:CP)
Plug And Outlet(66 of158)
Open Image ModalWalt And Jesse(67 of158)
Open Image ModalJust because they have somewhat of a complicated love/hate relationship, doesn't mean you do. (credit:Facebook/Breaking Bad)
Bacon And Eggs(68 of158)
Open Image ModalAlex And Piper(69 of158)
Open Image ModalIf you really want to stay relevant this Halloween, we say stick to Orange Is The New Black's favourite duo Alex and Piper. (credit:Facebook/Orange Is The New Black)
Big Babies(70 of158)
Open Image ModalOperation(71 of158)
Open Image ModalDanny And Sandy(72 of158)
Open Image ModalBarbie And Ken(73 of158)
Open Image Modal70s Couple(74 of158)
Open Image ModalAdam And Eve(75 of158)
Open Image ModalMaid Marian and Knight in Shining Armour(76 of158)
Open Image ModalStudent And Cheap Food(77 of158)
Open Image ModalPeas And Carrots(78 of158)
Open Image ModalGoogle SEO Penguin And Panda(79 of158)
Open Image ModalStart Trek(80 of158)
Open Image ModalBoo! Bring out your inner nerd.
Longuini and Meatballs(81 of158)
Open Image ModalSo tasteless. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Cock Block(82 of158)
Open Image ModalNo false advertising here. (credit:Buycostumes.com)
Keep Calm Sharknado(83 of158)
Open Image ModalDoes this even count as a costume? (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Darth Vader(84 of158)
Open Image ModalThe skirt kind of takes the edge off this once-scary Halloween costume. (credit:Partycity.ca)
Tap This Keg Dress(85 of158)
Open Image ModalWe kind of have to give the wearer props. Making a keg look sexy ain’t easy. (credit:Buycostumes.com)
One Night Stand(86 of158)
Open Image ModalIf you build it, they will come? (credit:Buycostumes.com)
Sassy Sulley(87 of158)
Open Image ModalA beloved Pixar furball gets a sexy makeover. (credit:Partycity.ca)
Sassy Twister(88 of158)
Open Image ModalThis costume could be worse; at least the dots are in strategic places. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
USB(89 of158)
Open Image ModalTrojan Condom Magnum XL(90 of158)
Open Image ModalThis costume is birth control enough. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Pregnant School Girl(91 of158)
Open Image ModalStay classy. (credit:Partycity.ca)
"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes(92 of158)
Open Image ModalOn second thought, maybe they should cut funding to PBS. (credit:Yandy)
"Ring Toss" Costume(93 of158)
Open Image ModalThe hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst. (credit:BuyCostumes)
The Nip Slip(94 of158)
Open Image ModalIs it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose? (credit:Camp Blood)
Female Inflatable Doll(95 of158)
Open Image ModalYeah... This could get awkward. (credit:BuyCostumes)
Walking Sex(96 of158)
Open Image ModalNow you can make people uncomfortable all night long. (credit:Brands On Sale)
"Anna Rexia" Costume(97 of158)
Open Image ModalBecause eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Just A Penis(98 of158)
Open Image ModalWord to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk. (credit:via Regretsy)
Giant Boob(99 of158)
Open Image ModalAt least he knows what he is. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Google Boobs(100 of158)
Open Image ModalFeeling lucky? (credit:Costume Fail)
Middle Finger(101 of158)
Open Image ModalFacial expression not included. (credit:Amazon.com)
"Anita Sedative" Costume(102 of158)
Open Image ModalWhen you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints. (credit:Yandy.com)
"Happy Morning" Costume(103 of158)
Open Image ModalIt's not surprising that this one's on clearance for $7.99.
Pussy Magnet(104 of158)
Open Image ModalWe sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats. (credit:Prank Place)
Holy Sh*t(105 of158)
Open Image ModalDon't worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from. (credit:via Buy Costumes)
Free Mammograms(106 of158)
Open Image ModalAs long as there's no copay. (credit:via Asshole Verdict)
Mangina(107 of158)
Open Image ModalIf you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
"The Shocker" Costume(108 of158)
Open Image ModalMake sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you're a complete douche.
Tampax(109 of158)
Open Image ModalLadies? (credit:via Funny Junk)
Heartbreak Clown Thong(110 of158)
Open Image ModalDressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier? (credit:via Regretsy)
Sexy American Indian(111 of158)
Open Image ModalPocahantas didn't even dress this sexy. (credit:Buy.com)
"Dept. Of Erections" Costume(112 of158)
Open Image ModalFor a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
"Beastiality" Costume(113 of158)
Open Image ModalNo more beer for this guy.
Poop(114 of158)
Open Image ModalLooking like sh*t has never been so cute. (credit:via Etsy)
Banana Flasher(115 of158)
Open Image ModalOf all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening. (credit:Via Halloween 31)
"Droopers" Costume(116 of158)
Open Image ModalWould you take a shot with this guy?
"Sperm Man" Costume(117 of158)
Open Image ModalWe don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
The 69(118 of158)
Open Image ModalFor those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long. (credit:via Reddit))
A Knight To Remember(119 of158)
Open Image ModalEEEEWWWWWW.
???(120 of158)
Open Image ModalJust in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween. (credit:Unionversity.com)
The "Biggest Show On Earth"(121 of158)
Open Image ModalNothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch.(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"(122 of158)
Open Image ModalThe commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (credit:Halloween 31)
Used Pad Man(123 of158)
Open Image ModalSteady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow. (credit:via Reddit)
Trash Can Baby(124 of158)
Open Image ModalHe has low self-esteem. (credit:via WTFCostumes)
Birthing Woman(125 of158)
Open Image ModalNow your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long. (credit:via Multiply)
Franzia(126 of158)
Open Image ModalWine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever. (credit:via eBaum's World)
Hung Like A Horse(127 of158)
Open Image ModalReal subtle. (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Vibrator(128 of158)
Open Image ModalDild'oh! (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Toilet Time(129 of158)
Open Image ModalThese guys must really, really love each other. (credit:via Virgin Media)
Penis Man(130 of158)
Open Image ModalIn case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year. (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(131 of158)
Open Image ModalWe feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night. (credit:Yandy)
The Human Centipede(132 of158)
Open Image ModalHalloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume. (credit:via Fazy Luckers)
Vagina Dentata(133 of158)
Open Image ModalA feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere. (credit:via Regretsy)
Unkempt Lifeguard?(134 of158)
Open Image ModalWHY? (credit:My Cheap Costume)
"Zombie Fetus" Costume(135 of158)
Open Image ModalWhen you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it's best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it's a dead baby but she's cool with it.
Beer Dispensing Boobs(136 of158)
Open Image ModalLet's see the St. Pauly Girl do this. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Rub Me" Genie(137 of158)
Open Image ModalMore like Alad-don't. (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Hitler?!(138 of158)
Open Image ModalWe've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (credit:Daily Hitler)
Snake Charmer(139 of158)
Open Image ModalSometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume. (credit:via Amazon)
Furries??(140 of158)
Open Image ModalWe're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW. (credit:via Picture Is Unrelated)
Breathalyzer Test(141 of158)
Open Image ModalIt's getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point. (credit:vVery Demotivational)
Nuts And Bolts(142 of158)
Open Image ModalShe's right to throw her hands up like that. (credit:Blogorelli)
Ball Pit(143 of158)
Open Image ModalHopefully he won't find any used band-aids in there. (credit:Izismile)
Toilet Paper(144 of158)
Open Image ModalThis one will be useful for all the TPing later. (credit:Make Zine)
"Wet T-Shirt" Costume(145 of158)
Open Image ModalIs it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet T-shirt and risk getting on "Girls Gone Wild?"
"Sexy" Cookie Monster?(146 of158)
Open Image ModalThere are some things that just should never be made into a "sexy" Halloween costume. Cookie Monster is definitely one of them. (credit:Via Best Week Ever)
BP Oil Spill(147 of158)
Open Image ModalSexy "Nemo" Costume(148 of158)
Open Image ModalDreams really do come true! (credit:Yandy.com)
Paralyzed Superman(149 of158)
Open Image ModalThis will forever be too soon. (credit:Costume Fail)
"Rasta Man" Costumes(150 of158)
Open Image ModalWe wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Sexy Unicorns(151 of158)
Open Image ModalThanks for ruining unicorns for everyone.
Chastity Belt & Key(152 of158)
Open Image ModalUnlock the key to her ... stomach vagina? (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
"Sexy" Monopoly(153 of158)
Open Image ModalThanks for ruining childhood game night.
Petting Zoo(154 of158)
Open Image ModalFor when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Down For The Count"(155 of158)
Open Image ModalYou know a costume is bad when you have to repeat a pun just for anyone to get it.(Thanks for the tip, Jay!)
Jane Doe DOA(156 of158)
Open Image ModalThis description speaks for itself (full of typos):"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."(Thanks, Belinda!)
Spank His Monkey(157 of158)
Open Image ModalJust 25 cents?
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(158 of158)
Open Image ModalOK, now we're just confused.