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This Halloween, be sure to raise the spirits at your monster mash with delicious and spooky cocktails. Check out the top Halloween cocktails from a few of the city's favourite restaurants and draw some inspiration to get creative for your own haunted festivities!
Ingredients:
- 1 ½ oz Smoked Maker's Mark Bourbon
- ½ oz Maple Syrup
- 4 dashes of Angostura Bitters
- Juice of half a lime
- House Ginger Beer
Method:
- Fill rocks glass with ice.
- Pour in bourbon, maple syrup and bitters
- Top with ginger beer and stir
- Add juice of half a lime and lightly stir
- Garnish with lime wedge
Ingredients:
- 2 oz Charcoal infused Jack Daniels
- 3/4 Lemon Juice
- 1/2 Lime Juice
- 1 oz Egg White
- 1 oz Spiced Pumpkin Syrup
- 2 dashes of Wormwood bitters
Method:
- Add one half of a teaspoon of charcoal powder to Jack Daniels and use a fine strain to remove any leftover particles from the liquid
- Pour 2 oz of Charcoal Jack into to a shaker tin along with the egg white, lemon juice and lime juice
- Dry shake vigorously to emulsify the ingredients
- Add ice to the shaker with spiced pumpkin syrup and Dillon's wormwood bitters
- Fine strain into a coupe glass
- Garnish with a few drops of Peychaud Bitters and a cherry
Ingredients:
- 1.5 oz Jim Beam Infusion: Apple, Mulling Spices & Ginger
- .75 oz Green Chartreuse
- 1 oz Lemon Juice
- 1 oz Simple Syrup
- 1 oz Egg White
Method:
- Combine all ingredients into shaker & dry shake (no ice)
- After shaken, add ice to shaker and stir to chill
- Fill a rocks glass with ice
- Strain contents into rocks glass
- Garnish with thinly sliced Royal Gala apple & top with fresh nutmeg
Ingredients:
- 700 ml Chardonnay
- 300 ml Soda Water
- 2 oz Plum Wine
- 1-2 oz Reduced Apple Cider
- 1 oz Spanish Brandy
- 75 ml Smoked Maple Syrup
- 75 ml Vanilla and Ginger Syrup
- Roasted Pears
- Preserved Black Plums
- 4 Dashes of Pumpkin Spice
- Cranberries
- Thai Basil
Method:
- Start with sugar base by adding smoked maple syrup and the vanilla ginger syrup to a glass pitcher
- Add the brandies, plum wine and cider
- Add the pears and plums
- Add chardonnay and soda
- Top with ice and Thai basil, pumpkin spice and cranberries
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Halloween Costumes For Women
Shari Lewis And Lamb Chop(01 of181)
Who wouldn't want to be Shari Lewis?? Just find a colourful blouse and a black skirt for your outfits, then curl your hair and find a plush lamb and you're good to go. (credit:imgur)
Han Solo (With Princess Leia Doll)(02 of181)
A white button-up, jeans, black vest, gun belt and fake gun are all you need. Buy an old doll and fashion that famous hair from a cheap wig. (credit:imgur)
The Sims(03 of181)
Teehee! For the naked Sims character, just paint a huge cardboard cutout and do the same for the green indicator. (credit:imgur)
The Lady Jessica From "Dune"(04 of181)
The Lady Jessica would approve of this outfit, which can easily be found in a vintage shop or Value Village. (credit:imgur)
Tank Girl(05 of181)
This outfit is so DIY it's not even funny. Fishnets, short-shorts, a tank top, a denim vest and an army helmet are easy to find at your local vintage shop and/or your own closet. (credit:imgur)
Freudian Slip(06 of181)
Find an old slip you've grown out of and write your favourite Freudisms on it and voilà! (credit:imgur)
Vulcan(07 of181)
A green top, a Star Trek insignia and false ears are all you need to look like the stoic Vulcans. (credit:imgur)
Deb From "Napolean Dynamite"(08 of181)
If you have a younger sibling who's super into making bracelets, then you're already half way there with this easy costume. (credit:imgur)
Ace Ventura(09 of181)
A tutu, combat boots and a lot of hair gel are all you need to copy Ace Ventura's eccentric style. (credit:imgur)
Banana(10 of181)
No explanation needed. (credit:imgur)
Rosie The Riveter(11 of181)
Grab a jean jacket and a red bandana and hey girl, you're Rosie the Riveter. (credit:imgur)
Slave Leia(12 of181)
You don't need Leia's intricate two-piece to look like Jabba the Hutt's slave. Just grab a tube top, a bikini bottom and a tiara. If you can get a friend to stuff themselves in a Jabba comforter, people will know who you are right away. (credit:imgur)
Khaleesi From "Game Of Thrones"(13 of181)
A platinum blond wig and an embroidered cape you can find at Value Village will give you that gorgeous Khaleesi look. And if you can find some cheap plush dragons, then you're golden. (credit:imgur)
Juno(14 of181)
Being pregnant has never been so easy. Throw on a pair of loose jeans, pleated skirt, striped tee and cardigan. Then, grow your belly with whatever you can find whether it be a bunch of plastic bags wrapped together or stuffed newspapers, it's easy to get a baby bump. (credit:imgur)
Ashley Spinelli From "Recess"(15 of181)
How adorable is this costume? You probably already have a leather jacket, toque, red dress and boots in your closet. All that's left are the striped leggings. (credit:imgur)
Chell From "Portal"(16 of181)
While it may be difficult to get your hands on a "Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device," it's easy to recreate the rest of Chell's outfit: grab a white tank top and write "Aperture Laboratories" on it and pair it with orange pants and black-and-white socks. (credit:imgur)
Peggy Bundy From "Married With Children"(17 of181)
Dressing up as Peggy requires three things: a fabulous tight outfit, big red hair and an even bigger personality. (credit:imgur)
Daria(18 of181)
To unleash your inner Daria, put on a green jacket over a shirt, a black skirt, brown boots and round glasses. Sulkiness required. (credit:imgur)
Link From "Zelda"(19 of181)
You don't need to be a massive arts and craftster to transform yourself into Link. Get a ruffled green dress from American Apparel, fashion a belt out of black duct tape and rock a pair of knee-high boots. Check out the dollar store for shield and sword and you're good to go. (credit:imgur)
April O'Neil From "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"(20 of181)
Thankfully jumpsuits are still trendy this season, so if you can't find a yellow one, just grab a light-coloured one and dye it. (credit:imgur)
Mime(21 of181)
This classic costume can be pulled together quick and easy! You can either wear a black and white striped shirt with black pants or an all-black ensemble. Then cover your face with cheap white face paint and you’re done! For added fun, you can add accessories like white gloves, suspenders, or a red beret to complete your look.Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Audrey Hepburn(22 of181)
Keep it classy this Halloween by dolling yourself up as Audrey Hepburn’s character from “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” All you need is a little black dress, a faux pearl necklace, a tiny tiara, and a pair of black gloves. Give yourself a sleek updo and you’re good to go.Via Imgur. (credit:Imgur)
Where's Waldo?(23 of181)
This Waldo costume never gets old, no matter your age! Just deck yourself out in a matching red and white stripe shirt and hat, along with a pair of fake round-rimmed glasses. Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Jellyfish(24 of181)
This is such a cute idea! Buy a clear umbrella and use things like ribbon, fabric, string, and so on to create the legs of the jellyfish. Wear a cute white outfit to match.Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Greek Goddess(25 of181)
Bring out your inner Greek goddess by donning this gorgeous costume made from a white sheet and gold rope. Add gold jewelry and gold accessories to your hair to finish off your look.Via Life Ann Style. (credit:Life Ann Style)
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air(26 of181)
Dig out your '90s gear to pull off this classic Fresh Prince look. As for Carlton, try wearing an argyle sweater or any button down shirt. These costumes look best as a pair, but can definitely be pulled off alone. Via Imgur. (credit:Imgur)
Skeletons(27 of181)
Cut up a baggy old t-shirt, either black or white, to transform yourself into a skeleton. Wear the opposite colour underneath the cut up shirt to show off your bones and finish the look with a bit of ghoulish makeup. Via Coolest Homemade Costumes. (credit:Coolest Homemade Costumes)
George “Pornstache” Mendez(28 of181)
Bring Pornstache -- from “Orange Is The New Black” -- to life with this easy costume idea. All you really need are a pair of black trousers, a long-sleeved blue collared shirt, fake handcuffs, and a big, full moustache (real or fake!). Via Carbon Costume. (credit:Carbon Costume)
Solar System(29 of181)
This costume proves that the solar system is a beautiful thing. Paint different sized foam balls to look like planets and connect them with string to wear as a sash. Wear a black outfit or a star-themed top to match. To finish off the outfit, wear a black headband and attach the little moon.Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
God’s Gift To Women(30 of181)
This hilarious idea is sure to get your friends laughing. To make this, simply cut out the bottom of a cardboard box, as well as holes in the box for your head and arms. Then wrap the box with a tag that reads “To: Women. From: God.” Via Pinterest. (credit:Pinterest)
Tweedledee And Tweedledum(31 of181)
You and your BFF will be an outstanding pair in this Tweedledee and Tweedledum costume. The outfit consists of a yellow t-shirt, a blue bow, and a red cap and pants. You can then easily make fake suspenders out of red ribbon and use white cloth for the collars. Just add the twins’ signature blue flag to the top of your hats by making it out of blue foam or construction paper. Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Regina George(32 of181)
Everyone knows who Regina George is. Channel the Queen Bee from “Mean Girls” by cutting two circles into a white tank top, reflecting the trend she unintentionally started in the film. Layer the white tank top on top of a bra (or another top, if you wish) and pair any bottoms with it. After that, all you have to do is bring the sass and no one will dare question who you are. Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Mr. Smee(33 of181)
This costume can be found directly in your closet. Dress up as Mr. Smee from Disney’s “Peter Pan” by pairing jeans with a blue striped top and red toque! Via DisneyBound. (credit:Tumblr)
Samara from “The Ring”(34 of181)
Terrify your friends with this eerie costume! All you need is a long white nightgown and a black wig brushed in front of your face. Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Ace Ventura(35 of181)
Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura has always been a memorable character with memorable style to boot! Recreate his pet detective look by pairing striped pants of any colour with a white tank top and brightly patterned Hawaiian shirt. Via Pinterest. (credit:Pinterest)
Rosie The Riveter(36 of181)
This is a fun twist on Rosie the Riveter. Channel this icon by donning a plaid shirt (with rolled-up sleeves!) and a red bandana. Style your hair up and pulled back and there will be no doubting who you were meant to be!Via Pinterest. (credit:Pinterest)
Nerds(37 of181)
Besides your regular clothes, this cute idea only requires some fake glasses, a bowtie, and a cardboard box with the words “Nerds” painted across. Strap a pair of suspenders on to hold the box in place and your outfit is complete. Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Black Widow(38 of181)
Marvel fans can be just as fierce as Black Widow in this super easy costume. Wear an all-black outfit complete with black boots, belt, holsters (made from foam), and a spray-painted black toy gun. Throw on a red wig and you’ll be ready for the night. Via Bibliobags. (credit:Bibliobags)
Risky Business(39 of181)
Get hyped for Halloween with this “Risky Business” ensemble, consisting of a long white dress shirt, long socks, and a pair of sunglasses. Your friends will know you’re ready to party and dance around the minute they see you.Via Instagram. (credit:Instagram)
Mr. Incredible(40 of181)
Pair a red long sleeved shirt with black short shorts and red tights to get this Mr. Incredible look. Complete the outfit by wearing long black socks, a black mask, and creating the Incredibles logo on your chest. Via Costume Works. (credit:Costume Works)
Ariel (From The Little Mermaid)(41 of181)
Even without the tail, the star of The Little Mermaid is instantly recognizable thanks to her signature colours. If you own green and purple, all you really need to do is get a red wig, borrow a fish stuffed animal from a kid and perhaps keep a fork in your back pocket.Via TDot Comics.
S'More Family(42 of181)
Obviously, you needn't do this as a family — any group of four will do. But we love the super simplicity of the cardboard costumes: two with dotted lines, one painted brown with the Hersheys logo. You can easily use an old pillow for the marshmallow piece.Via Pinterest.
Starbucks Drinks(43 of181)
Who doesn't have a white T-shirt hanging around, just waiting to have a Starbucks logo stuck to it? While these women opted for tank dresses, this can work just as well with a shirt and white pants. The back detail (you know, how you take your coffee) is what really sets this apart.Via The Annapolitan.
Fifty Shades Of Grey(44 of181)
Go to a paint store. Take a few handfuls of grey paint samples. Done, plus, you're a genius.Via Pinterest.
Mario And Luigi(45 of181)
You needn't be a toddler to rock this costume — all you really need is a pair of overalls that fits. Oh, and a solid red and solid green T-shirt, along with a matching baseball cap. But it's actually that simple and classic. So very, very classic.Via Word Of Game.
Sriracha Bottle(46 of181)
While this particular costume for "Chinese hot sauce" might be on sale, we think it wouldn't be too difficult to make it at home with a green party hat, a red dress and a printed-off (or hand-drawn, if you're feeling ambitious) logo.
Rosie The Riveter(47 of181)
Here's what you need for this costume: a blue button-down shirt and a red bandana. And muscle, if you so choose. We love the addition of the "We Can Do It" sign made with poster board.Via Coolest Homemade Costumes.
Duck Dynasty(48 of181)
Love or hate the show, it does make for an excellent easy (and warm) costume for Halloween. Inevitably, you have a plaid or camouflage shirt and jeans in your closet, so all you'll need to buy is that intense beard, and perhaps a U.S.-themed bandana.Via Costume Works.
Bag Of Jelly Beans(49 of181)
If you love candy (and who doesn't on Halloween), this is the outfit for you. Blow up approximately 50 balloons, poke appropriate arm, leg and neck holes in a clear plastic bag and call it a day. (Add that nutrition label if you're feeling fancy.)Via iVillage.com.
Twister Board(50 of181)
There are two ways to approach this costume: either do as Leah Ingram of Parade did, and use the board game itself, or you can make it fully DIY. Buy construction paper, cut out six circles of each colour, tape red and green down either arm and blue and yellow down your torso and legs ... and voila! (Bonus points for making your own spinner.)
Social Media(51 of181)
When in doubt, make a sign, hang it around your neck and call it a day. Adding in some characteristics (like the chef's hat for food-loving Pinterest or the 'let's meet over coffee' coffee cup for LinkedIn) gives this costume personality.Via Ishmael's Corner.
Royal Baby(52 of181)
Thanks to the announcement that Kate and William are expecting another child next year, the royal baby costume can come back into fashion. Just grab a bib, a crown, a rattle and you're good to go.
Supergirl (Or Superman) In Disguise(53 of181)
Forget the cape and tights action and opt for Supergirl or Superman just before they fly off to fight evil. The necessities are a white shirt, thick framed glasses, pants or a skirt, and of course, a shirt with a Superman logo underneath.Via Pinterest.
Peter Pan(54 of181)
Thanks to DIY Costumes on Instagram, we know what all the components should be for a Peter Pan outfit for women (though men can adapt it easily as well).
Raining Cats And Dogs(55 of181)
Gather together all your old cat and dog stuffed animals, a broken black umbrella, a raincoat and boots, and you've got yourself a clever costume that's only a slight pain to carry around.Via Costume Works.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle(56 of181)
A costume that requires no sewing, is easy to make with household materials (and a couple of craft supplies) and works for a group? We love this one, via Crafts by Courtney.
Paper Doll(57 of181)
This real life paper doll cutout is such a great idea for someone who wants to get a little crafty with their costume (plus, it's easy to personalize!). Check out Family Fun for instructions and downloadable templates.
Dinosaur Costume(58 of181)
If you're handy with a sewing machine and have a hooded sweatshirt that's a bit stained (or that would just look better with some dinosaur horns), this is the Halloween project for you. Check out the instructions for making it at What Jeff Did.
Pharrell's Hat(59 of181)
A simple, and easily recognizable costume that will take you far — why not construct Pharrell's hat out of cardboard, don an athletic zip-up and call it a day? (credit:ROBYN BECK via Getty Images)
Joan Rivers(60 of181)
Think of this not as a costume, but a tribute. Pile on every boa in your home, get a short blond wig and don't be afraid to say whatever the first thought is that pops into your mind all night. RIP Joan. (credit:Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
Silent Movie Actor(61 of181)
Cover your face with black and white makeup, spray your hair black, and put on a black suit with a white shirt. Easy and clever. (credit:Shrimp Salad Circus)
Grumpy Cat(62 of181)
Memes are great costume fodder, and you can pull off this one with makeup, kitty ears, and something beige and comfortable. Adorable and cozy, all at once. (credit:The Official Guide to Spring Break)
Closed National Monument(63 of181)
Get relevant with this costume that references the U.S. government shutdown: dress as your favourite national U.S. monument, or as a park ranger, and then hang a CLOSED sign around your neck. (credit:MTV Style)
Orange Is the New Black(64 of181)
This breakout Netflix show makes an easy enough costume for most women if you just get orange scrubs and white sneakers, but we like this as a group costume that includes Piper, Red, Taystee, Poussey, Crazy Eyes, Sophia, Pennsatucky, Alex...really, as many of these awesome characters as possible. For a much cheaper spin on designer prison duds, check out this uniform shop. (credit:Marie Claire)
Bacon and Eggs(65 of181)
This couple costume is made with inexpensive felt. If you can't sew, you can use fusing tape and an iron to put this one together. Have a third person you need a costume for? Cut two circles of beige felt and you've got a pancake! (credit:Makezine)
Paint Chip(66 of181)
Here's one you can make with $5 and a trip to the dollar store with poster board, string, and some paint. If you've got a group, each of you can pick a colour to represent. (credit:HandMakeMyDay)
Popcorn Vendor(68 of181)
Got a baby and a baby carrier? Then you're most of the way towards this great costume idea. Might as well dress them up in silly outfits while you still get all the say in the matter. (credit:Pinterest/facilysencillo)
Lichtenstein Drawing(69 of181)
If you're patient enough to apply all those dots, you can have a creative costume with just some basic makeup and black clothing. (credit:Pinterest/Beth Goolsby)
Annie Hall(70 of181)
Another thrift-store special, courtesy of a visit to the menswear section. If you shop well, you'll be able to add the items to your regular wardrobe rotation. Annie looked great, after all. (credit:Instagram/k8_the_grrr8)
Sexy Avengers(71 of181)
We love that these guys turned the sexy costume trend on its head with this great group idea. (credit:Uproxx)
Hoodie Animal(72 of181)
If you've got a hoodie, some felt, and some velcro you can put together a simple costume for the animal of your choice. Add a bit of face paint to take it up a notch, but if it's good enough for Martha, it's good enough for us. (credit:Martha Stewart)
Duck Dynasty(73 of181)
This will be a popular one this year, we're sure, but it's still fun. You shouldn't have much trouble finding camo pants, a bandana, and a long beard. Add a mug of tea for Si, of course.
Angela Chase from "My So-Called Life"(74 of181)
Channel a '90s hero and fight the boring trend towards skimpy Halloween costumes, all at the same time. Surely you've got one comfortable flannel shirt still kicking around. (credit:Instagram/dianapsc)
Texas Senator Wendy Davis(75 of181)
Blond wig, white suit, a microphone, pink shoes, and a whole lot of awesome.
Drake Working at Shoppers(76 of181)
Have a friend who works for Shoppers Drug Mart? Borrow a uniform shirt, make a "DRAKE" (or "AUBREY") name tag, and you're set. (credit:NOW Magazine)
TARDIS(77 of181)
You can make the classic "Dr. Who" time machine spacecraft (which stands for "Time and Relative Dimension in Space" with a big blue garment and some white paint or masking tape. Easily customizable, like this somewhat-inexplicable flapper TARDIS. (credit:Neatorama)
Sharknado(78 of181)
We favour the shark-head mask plus grey sweatshirt with stuff taped to it approach, to make a literal Sharknado, but you've got a few options here. It's even adorable on dogs! (credit:HubPages)
iPhone(79 of181)
Bring back all that cutting and glueing you did in kindergarten and put this one together with a box or a couple of pieces of poster board. Perhaps you can break out some spray paint and go as the coveted gold iPhone 5S, or add some colour and go as an iPhone 5C. (credit:Spoonful)
Captain Canada(80 of181)
Captain America is fine and all, but Captain Canada would be very polite and bilingual. (credit:Spoonful)
Road Trip(81 of181)
This is a cute one for kids, and is easily done with masking or duct tape, an inexpensive grey or black sweatsuit, and toy cars. (credit:Spoonful)
Sharpie Pumpkin(82 of181)
Grab an unloved orange garment from your closet, or pick one up at your local thrift store, and get creative with a black marker. Bonus points if you cover the black parts with glow-in-the-dark paint. This is a fun option for people who don't have the skill or patience for carving actual pumpkins. (credit:Etsy/imyourpresent)
The Great Gatsby's Daisy Buchanan(83 of181)
A short blonde wig, a flapper-esque dress, and a bunch of long necklaces let you channel this Great Gatsby character for a night, and look good doing it. This one could get pricey, but you can always find gems at your nearest thrift shop or your grandma's closet. (credit:Marie Claire)
Bumblebee(84 of181)
Everyone has black clothing in their closet. With some yellow fabric strips, velcro, and wings made of black pantyhose and a wire coat hanger, you can easily have a cheap and cute costume too. This one works for all ages. (credit:Buzzfeed)
Calvin and Hobbes(85 of181)
This adorable costume is a great reason to have kids, but we see no reason why you couldn't also try an adult version. (credit:Uproxx)
Miley Cyrus, With A Twist(86 of181)
Don't go as Miley without putting your own spin on it. Robin Thicke's suit channeled Beetlejuice, so we're in favour of going as Beetlejuice and Lydia at the VMAs. Robin: striped suit (go with white paint on a black secondhand suit), crazy makeup, aviators. Lydia: very short puffy red dress, a black foam finger, black top knots with spiky bangs—and, obviously, tongue sticking out as often as possible. (credit:Fanpop)
Carrie(87 of181)
You can go creative (and less messy), like in this photo, with some red tinsel, or you can just put on a white dress and blonde wig and then pour (water-based!) red paint all over yourself. Your call. (credit:Flickr)
Rosie the Riveter(88 of181)
Denim, an updo, red lipstick, and a bandanna make this an easy costume, but it's a DIY classic. (credit:What I Wore)
Wednesday Addams(89 of181)
Another '90s throwback, and one that's easy to do with a black wig, black tights, and a black dress with a bit of lace and a white collar. Get out your glue gun! (credit:Xanga)
Bat(90 of181)
Have a broken black umbrella lying around? Then you're halfway to a fun bat costume. (credit:Evil Mad Scientist)
USB And Port(91 of181)
Because they fit perfectly together. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
PB & J(92 of181)
Now you can wear everyone's favourite sandwich. (credit:Buy Costumes )
Burger And Beer(93 of181)
Staying in the theme of favourite foods, you can also dress up like a pint and burger. (credit:Party City )
Where's Waldo (x2)(94 of181)
Where's Waldo? No really, now we have to deal with two. (credit:Party City )
Spy vs. Spy(95 of181)
These two are natural enemies — but you and your beau don't have to be. (credit:Party City )
Princess Leia And Jabba The Hutt(96 of181)
No explanation needed. (credit:Party City )
The Royals(97 of181)
You too can be the most talked about couple of the year. (credit:AP)
Rob Ford And Stephen Harper(100 of181)
Win every single 'best dressed' contest with this one. (credit:CP)
Plug And Outlet(101 of181)
Ha! We think this is cute. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
Walt And Jesse(102 of181)
Just because they have somewhat of a complicated love/hate relationship, doesn't mean you do. (credit:Facebook/Breaking Bad)
Bacon And Eggs(103 of181)
Take your breakfast to the next Halloween party. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
Alex And Piper(104 of181)
If you really want to stay relevant this Halloween, we say stick to Orange Is The New Black's favourite duo Alex and Piper. (credit:Facebook/Orange Is The New Black)
Big Babies(105 of181)
Because sometimes, we're all big babies. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
Danny And Sandy(107 of181)
Sure, it's Halloween, but we're just thinking about those summer nights. (credit:Couples Costumes )
Barbie And Ken(108 of181)
Perfect cardboard-cutout for the perfect cardboard-cutout couple. (credit:Couples Costumes )
Maid Marian and Knight in Shining Armour(111 of181)
For all you Game of Throne fans. Sorry, dragons not included. (credit:Party City )
Peas And Carrots(113 of181)
If you two are health freaks, show up as vegetables. (credit:Couples Costumes )
Google SEO Penguin And Panda(114 of181)
For the techies out there, don't worry, people will get it.
Start Trek(115 of181)
Boo! Bring out your inner nerd.
Longuini and Meatballs(116 of181)
So tasteless. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Cock Block(117 of181)
No false advertising here. (credit:Buycostumes.com)
Keep Calm Sharknado(118 of181)
Does this even count as a costume? (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Darth Vader(119 of181)
The skirt kind of takes the edge off this once-scary Halloween costume. (credit:Partycity.ca)
Tap This Keg Dress(120 of181)
We kind of have to give the wearer props. Making a keg look sexy ain’t easy. (credit:Buycostumes.com)
One Night Stand(121 of181)
If you build it, they will come? (credit:Buycostumes.com)
Sassy Sulley(122 of181)
A beloved Pixar furball gets a sexy makeover. (credit:Partycity.ca)
Sassy Twister(123 of181)
This costume could be worse; at least the dots are in strategic places. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
USB(124 of181)
A modern take on another questionable costume. (credit:Oyacostumes.ca)
Trojan Condom Magnum XL(125 of181)
This costume is birth control enough. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Pregnant School Girl(126 of181)
Stay classy. (credit:Partycity.ca)
"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes(127 of181)
On second thought, maybe they should cut funding to PBS. (credit:Yandy)
"Ring Toss" Costume(128 of181)
The hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst. (credit:BuyCostumes)
The Nip Slip(129 of181)
Is it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose? (credit:Camp Blood)
Female Inflatable Doll(130 of181)
Yeah... This could get awkward. (credit:BuyCostumes)
Walking Sex(131 of181)
Now you can make people uncomfortable all night long. (credit:Brands On Sale)
"Anna Rexia" Costume(132 of181)
Because eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Just A Penis(133 of181)
Word to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk. (credit:via Regretsy)
Giant Boob(134 of181)
At least he knows what he is. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Google Boobs(135 of181)
Feeling lucky? (credit:Costume Fail)
Middle Finger(136 of181)
Facial expression not included. (credit:Amazon.com)
"Anita Sedative" Costume(137 of181)
When you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints. (credit:Yandy.com)
"Happy Morning" Costume(138 of181)
It's not surprising that this one's on clearance for $7.99.
Pussy Magnet(139 of181)
We sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats. (credit:Prank Place)
Mangina(140 of181)
If you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
"The Shocker" Costume(141 of181)
Make sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you're a complete douche.
Tampax(142 of181)
Ladies? (credit:via Funny Junk)
Heartbreak Clown Thong(143 of181)
Dressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier? (credit:via Regretsy)
Sexy American Indian(144 of181)
Pocahantas didn't even dress this sexy. (credit:Buy.com)
Poop(145 of181)
Looking like sh*t has never been so cute. (credit:via Etsy)
Banana Flasher(146 of181)
Of all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening. (credit:Via Halloween 31)
"Sperm Man" Costume(147 of181)
We don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
The 69(148 of181)
For those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long. (credit:via Reddit))
A Knight To Remember(149 of181)
EEEEWWWWWW.
The "Biggest Show On Earth"(150 of181)
Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch.(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"(151 of181)
The commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (credit:Halloween 31)
Used Pad Man(152 of181)
Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow. (credit:via Reddit)
Birthing Woman(153 of181)
Now your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long. (credit:via Multiply)
Franzia(154 of181)
Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever. (credit:via eBaum's World)
Hung Like A Horse(155 of181)
Real subtle. (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Vibrator(156 of181)
Dild'oh! (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Toilet Time(157 of181)
These guys must really, really love each other. (credit:via Virgin Media)
Penis Man(158 of181)
In case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year. (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(159 of181)
We feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night. (credit:Yandy)
The Human Centipede(160 of181)
Halloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume. (credit:via Fazy Luckers)
Vagina Dentata(161 of181)
A feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere. (credit:via Regretsy)
Unkempt Lifeguard?(162 of181)
WHY? (credit:My Cheap Costume)
"Zombie Fetus" Costume(163 of181)
When you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it's best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it's a dead baby but she's cool with it.
Beer Dispensing Boobs(164 of181)
Let's see the St. Pauly Girl do this. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Rub Me" Genie(165 of181)
More like Alad-don't. (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Hitler?!(166 of181)
We've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (credit:Daily Hitler)
Snake Charmer(167 of181)
Sometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume. (credit:via Amazon)
Furries??(168 of181)
We're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW. (credit:via Picture Is Unrelated)
Breathalyzer Test(169 of181)
It's getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point. (credit:vVery Demotivational)
Nuts And Bolts(170 of181)
She's right to throw her hands up like that. (credit:Blogorelli)
Ball Pit(171 of181)
Hopefully he won't find any used band-aids in there. (credit:Izismile)
Toilet Paper(172 of181)
This one will be useful for all the TPing later. (credit:Make Zine)
"Sexy" Cookie Monster?(173 of181)
There are some things that just should never be made into a "sexy" Halloween costume. Cookie Monster is definitely one of them. (credit:Via Best Week Ever)
BP Oil Spill(174 of181)
Maybe they're actually dressing up as this Onion article: "It's Nice We Can Finally Look Back On That Whole Oil Spill And Laugh." (credit:Funny Junk)
Sexy "Nemo" Costume(175 of181)
Dreams really do come true! (credit:Yandy.com)
"Rasta Man" Costumes(176 of181)
We wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Chastity Belt & Key(177 of181)
Unlock the key to her ... stomach vagina? (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
Petting Zoo(178 of181)
For when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night. (credit:Moon Costumes)
Jane Doe DOA(179 of181)
This description speaks for itself (full of typos):"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."(Thanks, Belinda!)
Spank His Monkey(180 of181)
Just 25 cents?
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(181 of181)
OK, now we're just confused.