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Last-Minute Halloween Makeup Ideas: Cheap, DIY And Creative Ways To Scare Friends (PHOTOS)

Last-Minute Halloween Makeup Ideas
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Don't have a costume yet? Not sure whether you have the time to make a DIY Halloween costume idea come to life? Tired of spending tons of money on clothes you'll only wear once?

Instead of spending hours upon hours of fashioning together yet another Miley Cyrus outfit, why not pick up a few makeup essentials for an alternative, last-minute Halloween costume?

We've rounded up some cheap and creative Halloween makeup ideas which don't take that much time or money to create and they don't all involve being zombies. (Plus, you'll really impress your friends when they see your Jack Skellington face).

Halloween Makeup
Jack Skellington(01 of185)
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Pop Art(02 of185)
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Cat(03 of185)
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E.T.(04 of185)
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Cat Eye(05 of185)
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Crying Nun(06 of185)
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Pop Zombie(07 of185)
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Scary Pumpkin(08 of185)
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Day Of The Dead(09 of185)
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Injured Man(10 of185)
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Night Queen(11 of185)
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Scary Clown(12 of185)
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Dead Girl(13 of185)
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Dead Guy(14 of185)
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Skeleton(15 of185)
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Pop Art(16 of185)
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Queen Of The Sea(17 of185)
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Clown(18 of185)
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Pregnant Zombie(19 of185)
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Skeleton(20 of185)
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Carrie(21 of185)
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Butterfly Mask(22 of185)
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Mary Poppins(23 of185)
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Find a kooky hat, an old floral bag and go through your closet for a long black skirt, matching blazer and a white blouse. Wrap yourself up in a scarf, pick up an umbrella and you'll be "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in no time. (credit:Imgur.com)
Link(24 of185)
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The Zelda video game character requires a lot of green felt, brown boots, a makeshift sword and shield. (credit:Imgur.com)
Grumpy Cat(25 of185)
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Paint your face brown and white, make some ears out of material from a fabric store and sport the biggest frown you've ever worn. (credit:Imgur.com)
Gingerbread Man(26 of185)
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There's no need to bake actual gingerbread for this costume. Go the literal route and throw on loaves of bread around you and dye your hair ginger red. (credit:Imgur.com)
Penny(27 of185)
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Get some cardboard and spray paint it bronze, attach it to your head and voilà! You are now a currency. (credit:Imgur.com)
Grey Scale(28 of185)
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Ever wanted to look as if you lived in black-and-white à la "Pleasantville"? Just wear solely black and white and paint your skin grey. (credit:Imgur.com)
Pregnant Zombie(29 of185)
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Flaunt your baby bump by pretending there's a zombie breaking out! Grab an old doll, some fake blood, glue and a shirt you're not afraid of ripping up. (credit:Imgur.com)
Scarecrow(30 of185)
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Do your best Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow impression by cutting up an old sack, sew up the mouth and draw 'X's" on the sewed-up mouth. (credit:Imgur.com)
"Where The Wild Things Are" - Carol(31 of185)
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This costume requires a bit more time and effort, but the results are spectacular. Go to your nearest fabric store and get black and tan material, and make the head, horns and nose out of paper mache. (credit:Imgur.com)
Poison Ivy(32 of185)
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The "Batman" character is actually perfect for Halloween because there are so many leaves to pick from the trees! Glue the leaves to a bodysuit, paint your face with lots of sparkly green makeup and find a cheap red wig. (credit:Imgur.com)
Red Bull(33 of185)
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This one is easy. Get a lot of duct tape, construct it into a dress, paint it blue and cut out the letters Red Bull from a print-out and tape them on the dress. (credit:Imgur.com)
Pac-Man(34 of185)
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Construct the Pac-man out of cardboard and hang it on a black sweater by using straps. (credit:Imgur.com)
Pretty Skeleton(35 of185)
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Paint your skin black with white bones on your arms, chest and face and throw on an old black dress. (credit:Imgur.com)
Slave Leia(36 of185)
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Everyone loves a good Slave Leia! Grab some red felt and cut up dyed-gold cardboard for the skirt and make the bikini out of cardboard or felt. (credit:Imgur.com)
Elliott From "E.T"(37 of185)
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Throw on a red hoodie and grab yourself a milk carton and bike handles. If you can't get your hands on an E.T. doll, put in your pet and wrap a white blanket around them! (credit:Imgur.com)
"The Hangover"(38 of185)
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Even if you don't have a real baby, you can pick up a doll for cheap and wrap it in a blanket around you. Just make sure to wear a pair of sunnies and stick out your gut. (credit:Imgur.com)
Lucy And Charlie Brown(39 of185)
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This super cute idea involves a yellow shirt, a blue dress and a black marker. (credit:Imgur.com)
Edward Scissorhands(40 of185)
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Kink your hair out a bit with a hair curler, paint your face with pale white makeup and a bit of black highlighter on the cheeks and mouth and throw on a black turtleneck and white collared-shirt. (credit:Imgur.com)
Prince(41 of185)
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Give yourself your best jheri curl, paint on a moustache and small goatee and throw on a ruffled and bedazzled shirt. (credit:Imgur.com)
Taylor Swift(42 of185)
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Grab a cheap guitar or make your own DIY sequined microphone to accessorize your outfit which should include high-waisted short shorts and a sexy blouse. Don't forget the red lips! (credit:Getty Images)
Anna Wintour(43 of185)
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Grab a pair of sunnies, a copy of the September issue of Vogue, a bob wig and your Sunday Best. (credit:Vogue/Instagram)
Victoria Beckham(44 of185)
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Find your loosest piece of clothing you have (muumuu, jumpsuit, etc) as long as it's in black, put on a pair of your highest heels and strike a hard pose. (credit:Getty Images)
Kristen Stewart(45 of185)
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This one's easy: All you need is a baseball cap, a white tee, skinny jeans and Chucks. Don't forget to frown a lot! (credit:x17online.com)
Jennifer Lawrence(46 of185)
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Head over to your nearest Value Village and find an old ballgown, then when you're out and about, keep falling down on any stairs you can find. (credit:AP)
Kate Middleton(47 of185)
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Blow out your hair, wear a polka dot dress, find a replica sapphire engagement ring and for bonus points, get yourself a plastic baby. (credit:AP)
Beyonce(48 of185)
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Grab a sparkly bodysuit, curl your hair and you're golden. (credit:AP)
Johnny Depp(49 of185)
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Johnny is all about the accessories so wrap yourself in layers of necklaces, chains, bracelets and rings. Next, go to your local thrift shop and get a collared shirt, striped vest, blazer and an old hat. (credit:AP)
Miley Cyrus(50 of185)
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You don't need to look further than your underwear drawer to dress like Miley. Just remember to stick out your tongue a lot. (credit:Getty Images)
Drake(51 of185)
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Baggy jeans, a loose tee, a few necklaces and a backwards baseball cap is all you need to look like Toronto's Number 1 Fan. (credit:Getty Images)
Kim Kardashian(52 of185)
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Brave the fall weather in a sexy swimsuit. Don't forget to carry your phone wherever you go to take Instagram pics. Baby North West not included. (credit:Kim Kardashian/Instagram)
Kanye West(53 of185)
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Everyone should have Kanye's wardrobe staples in their closet: A jean jacket, plain grey tee, loose pants and a constant frown should do the trick. (credit:Getty Images)
Willow And/Or Jaden Smith(54 of185)
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The most stylish siblings in Hollywood actually have looks that are easy to recreate. Just pull out an old pair of denim overalls, a rock concert t-shirt, wedge sneakers and you're golden. (credit:Getty Images)
Ryan Gosling(55 of185)
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Don't have a velvet suit lying around? No problem. Your local secondhand store should have one on the cheap. (credit:Getty Images)
Justin Bieber(56 of185)
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Suck it up and buy a pair of cheap drop-crotch pants. Come on, you know you want to wear them. (credit:Getty Images)
Marilyn Monroe(57 of185)
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Ever wanted to walk outside in nothing but a bedsheet? Now you can! And if you don't have platinum blond hair, don't worry: Just say you're Marilyn in her Norma Jean days. (credit:AP)
Sarah Jessica Parker(58 of185)
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SJP style staples are easy: Grab a pair of high heels, layer on lots of eyeliner and rock a flapper dress. (credit:AP)
Michelle Obama(59 of185)
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The First Lady is known for her accessible fashion, so head over to a Wal-Mart or Target to get a form-fitting frock in a vibrant colour. For bonus points, add an American flag pin to the outfit. (credit:Getty Images)
Nicole Richie(60 of185)
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Paris Hilton's ex bestie is a fashion chameleon so you can basically wear whatever you want as long as it's avant-garde with a bit of a "Dynasty" twist. (credit:Getty Images)
Blake Lively(61 of185)
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Mrs. Ryan Reynolds is all about showing off her bod so play up your legs in a mini-dress and high heels. Don't forget to carry a whisk and a cookbook to let everyone know that you're a pro in the kitchen. (credit:Getty Images)
Scarlett Johansson(62 of185)
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Throw on your sexiest LBD, a strand of pearls and you're all set. If you really want to convince people that you're ScarJo, just lower your voice a bit and you're all good. (credit:Getty Images)
Kate Moss(63 of185)
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All you need is a sheer top, blazer, skinny trousers, sexy heels and straight hair to rock the supermodel's signature look. (credit:AP)
Silent Movie Actor(64 of185)
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Cover your face with black and white makeup, spray your hair black, and put on a black suit with a white shirt. Easy and clever. (credit:Shrimp Salad Circus)
Grumpy Cat(65 of185)
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Memes are great costume fodder, and you can pull off this one with makeup, kitty ears, and something beige and comfortable. Adorable and cozy, all at once. (credit:The Official Guide to Spring Break)
Popcorn Vendor(66 of185)
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Got a baby and a baby carrier? Then you're most of the way towards this great costume idea. Might as well dress them up in silly outfits while you still get all the say in the matter. (credit:Pinterest/facilysencillo)
Annie Hall(67 of185)
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Another thrift-store special, courtesy of a visit to the menswear section. If you shop well, you'll be able to add the items to your regular wardrobe rotation. Annie looked great, after all. (credit:Instagram/k8_the_grrr8)
Sexy Avengers(68 of185)
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We love that these guys turned the sexy costume trend on its head with this great group idea. (credit:Uproxx)
Duck Dynasty(69 of185)
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This will be a popular one this year, we're sure, but it's still fun. You shouldn't have much trouble finding camo pants, a bandana, and a long beard. Add a mug of tea for Si, of course.
Angela Chase from "My So-Called Life"(70 of185)
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Channel a '90s hero and fight the boring trend towards skimpy Halloween costumes, all at the same time. Surely you've got one comfortable flannel shirt still kicking around. (credit:Instagram/dianapsc)
Texas Senator Wendy Davis(71 of185)
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Blond wig, white suit, a microphone, pink shoes, and a whole lot of awesome.
Drake Working at Shoppers(72 of185)
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Have a friend who works for Shoppers Drug Mart? Borrow a uniform shirt, make a "DRAKE" (or "AUBREY") name tag, and you're set. (credit:NOW Magazine)
TARDIS(73 of185)
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You can make the classic "Dr. Who" time machine spacecraft (which stands for "Time and Relative Dimension in Space" with a big blue garment and some white paint or masking tape. Easily customizable, like this somewhat-inexplicable flapper TARDIS. (credit:Neatorama)
Sharknado(74 of185)
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We favour the shark-head mask plus grey sweatshirt with stuff taped to it approach, to make a literal Sharknado, but you've got a few options here. It's even adorable on dogs! (credit:HubPages)
iPhone(75 of185)
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Bring back all that cutting and glueing you did in kindergarten and put this one together with a box or a couple of pieces of poster board. Perhaps you can break out some spray paint and go as the coveted gold iPhone 5S, or add some colour and go as an iPhone 5C. (credit:Spoonful)
Captain Canada(76 of185)
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Captain America is fine and all, but Captain Canada would be very polite and bilingual. (credit:Spoonful)
Road Trip(77 of185)
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This is a cute one for kids, and is easily done with masking or duct tape, an inexpensive grey or black sweatsuit, and toy cars. (credit:Spoonful)
Sharpie Pumpkin(78 of185)
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Grab an unloved orange garment from your closet, or pick one up at your local thrift store, and get creative with a black marker. Bonus points if you cover the black parts with glow-in-the-dark paint. This is a fun option for people who don't have the skill or patience for carving actual pumpkins. (credit:Etsy/imyourpresent)
The Great Gatsby's Daisy Buchanan(79 of185)
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A short blonde wig, a flapper-esque dress, and a bunch of long necklaces let you channel this Great Gatsby character for a night, and look good doing it. This one could get pricey, but you can always find gems at your nearest thrift shop or your grandma's closet. (credit:Marie Claire)
Bumblebee(80 of185)
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Everyone has black clothing in their closet. With some yellow fabric strips, velcro, and wings made of black pantyhose and a wire coat hanger, you can easily have a cheap and cute costume too. This one works for all ages. (credit:Buzzfeed)
Calvin and Hobbes(81 of185)
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This adorable costume is a great reason to have kids, but we see no reason why you couldn't also try an adult version. (credit:Uproxx)
Miley Cyrus, With A Twist(82 of185)
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Don't go as Miley without putting your own spin on it. Robin Thicke's suit channeled Beetlejuice, so we're in favour of going as Beetlejuice and Lydia at the VMAs. Robin: striped suit (go with white paint on a black secondhand suit), crazy makeup, aviators. Lydia: very short puffy red dress, a black foam finger, black top knots with spiky bangs—and, obviously, tongue sticking out as often as possible. (credit:Fanpop)
Carrie(83 of185)
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You can go creative (and less messy), like in this photo, with some red tinsel, or you can just put on a white dress and blonde wig and then pour (water-based!) red paint all over yourself. Your call. (credit:Flickr)
Rosie the Riveter(84 of185)
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Denim, an updo, red lipstick, and a bandanna make this an easy costume, but it's a DIY classic. (credit:What I Wore)
Wednesday Addams(85 of185)
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Another '90s throwback, and one that's easy to do with a black wig, black tights, and a black dress with a bit of lace and a white collar. Get out your glue gun! (credit:Xanga)
Bat(86 of185)
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Have a broken black umbrella lying around? Then you're halfway to a fun bat costume. (credit:Evil Mad Scientist)
USB And Port(87 of185)
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Because they fit perfectly together. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
Where's Waldo (x2)(88 of185)
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Where's Waldo? No really, now we have to deal with two. (credit:Party City )
Spy vs. Spy(89 of185)
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These two are natural enemies — but you and your beau don't have to be. (credit:Party City )
Princess Leia And Jabba The Hutt(90 of185)
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No explanation needed. (credit:Party City )
Angry Birds(91 of185)
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Yup, pretty scary. (credit:Party City )
Batman And Robin(92 of185)
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Everyone's favourite superhero duo. (credit:Party City )
Rob Ford And Stephen Harper(93 of185)
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Win every single 'best dressed' contest with this one. (credit:CP)
Plug And Outlet(94 of185)
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Ha! We think this is cute. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
Walt And Jesse(95 of185)
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Just because they have somewhat of a complicated love/hate relationship, doesn't mean you do. (credit:Facebook/Breaking Bad)
Bacon And Eggs(96 of185)
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Take your breakfast to the next Halloween party. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
Alex And Piper(97 of185)
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If you really want to stay relevant this Halloween, we say stick to Orange Is The New Black's favourite duo Alex and Piper. (credit:Facebook/Orange Is The New Black)
Big Babies(98 of185)
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Because sometimes, we're all big babies. (credit:Costumes Super Center )
Operation(99 of185)
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Feel 10 again. (credit:Couples Costumes )
Danny And Sandy(100 of185)
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Sure, it's Halloween, but we're just thinking about those summer nights. (credit:Couples Costumes )
Barbie And Ken(101 of185)
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Perfect cardboard-cutout for the perfect cardboard-cutout couple. (credit:Couples Costumes )
70s Couple(102 of185)
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We all know both of you are anxious to re-live this moment.
Adam And Eve(103 of185)
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Technically, you have something on. (credit:Amazon)
Maid Marian and Knight in Shining Armour(104 of185)
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For all you Game of Throne fans. Sorry, dragons not included. (credit:Party City )
Peas And Carrots(105 of185)
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If you two are health freaks, show up as vegetables. (credit:Couples Costumes )
Google SEO Penguin And Panda(106 of185)
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For the techies out there, don't worry, people will get it.
Start Trek(107 of185)
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Boo! Bring out your inner nerd.
Longuini and Meatballs(108 of185)
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So tasteless. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Cock Block(109 of185)
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No false advertising here. (credit:Buycostumes.com)
Keep Calm Sharknado(110 of185)
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Does this even count as a costume? (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Darth Vader(111 of185)
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The skirt kind of takes the edge off this once-scary Halloween costume. (credit:Partycity.ca)
Tap This Keg Dress(112 of185)
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We kind of have to give the wearer props. Making a keg look sexy ain’t easy. (credit:Buycostumes.com)
One Night Stand(113 of185)
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If you build it, they will come? (credit:Buycostumes.com)
Sassy Sulley(114 of185)
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A beloved Pixar furball gets a sexy makeover. (credit:Partycity.ca)
Sassy Twister(115 of185)
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This costume could be worse; at least the dots are in strategic places. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
USB(116 of185)
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A modern take on another questionable costume. (credit:Oyacostumes.ca)
Trojan Condom Magnum XL(117 of185)
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This costume is birth control enough. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Pregnant School Girl(118 of185)
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Stay classy. (credit:Partycity.ca)
"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes(119 of185)
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On second thought, maybe they should cut funding to PBS. (credit:Yandy)
"Ring Toss" Costume(120 of185)
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The hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst. (credit:BuyCostumes)
The Nip Slip(121 of185)
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Is it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose? (credit:Camp Blood)
Female Inflatable Doll(122 of185)
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Yeah... This could get awkward. (credit:BuyCostumes)
Walking Sex(123 of185)
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Now you can make people uncomfortable all night long. (credit:Brands On Sale)
"Anna Rexia" Costume(124 of185)
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Because eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Just A Penis(125 of185)
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Word to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk. (credit:via Regretsy)
Giant Boob(126 of185)
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At least he knows what he is. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Google Boobs(127 of185)
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Feeling lucky? (credit:Costume Fail)
Middle Finger(128 of185)
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Facial expression not included. (credit:Amazon.com)
"Anita Sedative" Costume(129 of185)
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When you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints. (credit:Yandy.com)
"Happy Morning" Costume(130 of185)
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It's not surprising that this one's on clearance for $7.99.
Pussy Magnet(131 of185)
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We sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats. (credit:Prank Place)
Holy Sh*t(132 of185)
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Don't worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from. (credit:via Buy Costumes)
Free Mammograms(133 of185)
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As long as there's no copay. (credit:via Asshole Verdict)
Mangina(134 of185)
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If you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
"The Shocker" Costume(135 of185)
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Make sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you're a complete douche.
Tampax(136 of185)
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Ladies? (credit:via Funny Junk)
Heartbreak Clown Thong(137 of185)
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Dressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier? (credit:via Regretsy)
Sexy American Indian(138 of185)
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Pocahantas didn't even dress this sexy. (credit:Buy.com)
"Dept. Of Erections" Costume(139 of185)
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For a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
"Beastiality" Costume(140 of185)
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No more beer for this guy.
Poop(141 of185)
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Looking like sh*t has never been so cute. (credit:via Etsy)
Banana Flasher(142 of185)
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Of all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening. (credit:Via Halloween 31)
"Droopers" Costume(143 of185)
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Would you take a shot with this guy?
"Sperm Man" Costume(144 of185)
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We don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
The 69(145 of185)
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For those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long. (credit:via Reddit))
A Knight To Remember(146 of185)
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EEEEWWWWWW.
???(147 of185)
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Just in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween. (credit:Unionversity.com)
The "Biggest Show On Earth"(148 of185)
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Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch.(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"(149 of185)
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The commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (credit:Halloween 31)
Used Pad Man(150 of185)
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Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow. (credit:via Reddit)
Trash Can Baby(151 of185)
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He has low self-esteem. (credit:via WTFCostumes)
Birthing Woman(152 of185)
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Now your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long. (credit:via Multiply)
Franzia(153 of185)
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Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever. (credit:via eBaum's World)
Hung Like A Horse(154 of185)
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Real subtle. (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Vibrator(155 of185)
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Dild'oh! (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Toilet Time(156 of185)
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These guys must really, really love each other. (credit:via Virgin Media)
Penis Man(157 of185)
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In case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year. (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(158 of185)
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We feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night. (credit:Yandy)
The Human Centipede(159 of185)
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Halloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume. (credit:via Fazy Luckers)
Vagina Dentata(160 of185)
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A feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere. (credit:via Regretsy)
Unkempt Lifeguard?(161 of185)
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WHY? (credit:My Cheap Costume)
"Zombie Fetus" Costume(162 of185)
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When you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it's best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it's a dead baby but she's cool with it.
Beer Dispensing Boobs(163 of185)
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Let's see the St. Pauly Girl do this. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Rub Me" Genie(164 of185)
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More like Alad-don't. (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Hitler?!(165 of185)
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We've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (credit:Daily Hitler)
Snake Charmer(166 of185)
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Sometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume. (credit:via Amazon)
Furries??(167 of185)
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We're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW. (credit:via Picture Is Unrelated)
Breathalyzer Test(168 of185)
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It's getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point. (credit:vVery Demotivational)
Nuts And Bolts(169 of185)
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She's right to throw her hands up like that. (credit:Blogorelli)
Ball Pit(170 of185)
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Hopefully he won't find any used band-aids in there. (credit:Izismile)
Toilet Paper(171 of185)
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This one will be useful for all the TPing later. (credit:Make Zine)
"Wet T-Shirt" Costume(172 of185)
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Is it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet T-shirt and risk getting on "Girls Gone Wild?"
"Sexy" Cookie Monster?(173 of185)
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There are some things that just should never be made into a "sexy" Halloween costume. Cookie Monster is definitely one of them. (credit:Via Best Week Ever)
BP Oil Spill(174 of185)
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Maybe they're actually dressing up as this Onion article: "It's Nice We Can Finally Look Back On That Whole Oil Spill And Laugh." (credit:Funny Junk)
Sexy "Nemo" Costume(175 of185)
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Dreams really do come true! (credit:Yandy.com)
Paralyzed Superman(176 of185)
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This will forever be too soon. (credit:Costume Fail)
"Rasta Man" Costumes(177 of185)
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We wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Sexy Unicorns(178 of185)
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Thanks for ruining unicorns for everyone.
Chastity Belt & Key(179 of185)
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Unlock the key to her ... stomach vagina? (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
"Sexy" Monopoly(180 of185)
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Thanks for ruining childhood game night.
Petting Zoo(181 of185)
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For when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Down For The Count"(182 of185)
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You know a costume is bad when you have to repeat a pun just for anyone to get it.(Thanks for the tip, Jay!)
Jane Doe DOA(183 of185)
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This description speaks for itself (full of typos):"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."(Thanks, Belinda!)
Spank His Monkey(184 of185)
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Just 25 cents?
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(185 of185)
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OK, now we're just confused.
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