REALLY SCARY WOMAN(01 of219)
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Two Face(02 of219)
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Day Of The Dead(03 of219)
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Dead Woman(04 of219)
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Dead Mime(05 of219)
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Dead Of The Dead(06 of219)
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Two Face(07 of219)
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Mermaid(08 of219)
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Lucille Ball(09 of219)
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Dead Guy(10 of219)
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Cat(11 of219)
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Zombie(12 of219)
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Dead Prom King And Queen(13 of219)
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Pop Art(14 of219)
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Half Skeleton(15 of219)
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Death By Duff(16 of219)
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Death By Bolt(17 of219)
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Scary Clown(18 of219)
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HER FACE IS RIPPED OFF(19 of219)
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Day Of The Dead(20 of219)
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Oh, My. God.(21 of219)
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Sewn-Up Dude(22 of219)
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NO MAKE IT GO AWAY(23 of219)
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Two Face(24 of219)
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Devil(25 of219)
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Skeleton(26 of219)
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Members Of Kiss(27 of219)
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Frankenstein's Monster(28 of219)
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Skeleton(29 of219)
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Evil Skeleton(30 of219)
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Terrifying Crying Person(31 of219)
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Toxic Guy(32 of219)
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Pop Art(33 of219)
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Two-Face(34 of219)
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Day Of The Dead (Left) And Bloody Eyes(35 of219)
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Sci-Fi-Inspired(36 of219)
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Two-Face(37 of219)
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Sea Creature(38 of219)
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Patchwork Doll(39 of219)
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Snow White's Step Mom In Disguise(40 of219)
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Zombie(41 of219)
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Scary Face(42 of219)
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Skeleton Two-Face(43 of219)
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Day Of The Dead(44 of219)
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Burn Victim(45 of219)
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Scary Trees(46 of219)
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Glamorous Skeleton(47 of219)
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Zippered Dead Person(48 of219)
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Crazy Fish(49 of219)
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Ursula(50 of219)
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Terrifying Zombie(51 of219)
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Terrifying Cat(52 of219)
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Avatar(53 of219)
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Day Of The Dead(54 of219)
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Creepy Dude(55 of219)
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Oh. My. God.(56 of219)
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Sewn-Together Guy(57 of219)
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Hungry Zombie(58 of219)
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The Eye Of Sauron(59 of219)
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That's Gotta Hurt(60 of219)
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Four Eyes (Literally)(61 of219)
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Cool Skeleton(62 of219)
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Scary Clown (Is That An Oxymoron?)(63 of219)
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Broken Doll(64 of219)
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Jack Skellington(65 of219)
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Scary Forest(66 of219)
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Pop Art(67 of219)
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Doll(68 of219)
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Day Of The Dead(69 of219)
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Pop Art(70 of219)
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Terrifying Zipper(71 of219)
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Puppet(72 of219)
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Queen From "Snow White"(73 of219)
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Zombie(74 of219)
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Jack Skellington(75 of219)
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Pop Art(76 of219)
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Cat(77 of219)
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E.T.(78 of219)
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Cat Eye(79 of219)
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Crying Nun(80 of219)
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Pop Zombie(81 of219)
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Scary Pumpkin(82 of219)
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Day Of The Dead(83 of219)
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Injured Man(84 of219)
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Night Queen(85 of219)
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Scary Clown(86 of219)
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Dead Girl(87 of219)
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Dead Guy(88 of219)
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Skeleton(89 of219)
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Pop Art(90 of219)
Open Image ModalQueen Of The Sea(91 of219)
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Clown(92 of219)
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Pregnant Zombie(93 of219)
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Skeleton(94 of219)
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Carrie(95 of219)
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Butterfly Mask(96 of219)
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Mary Poppins(97 of219)
Open Image ModalFind a kooky hat, an old floral bag and go through your closet for a long black skirt, matching blazer and a white blouse. Wrap yourself up in a scarf, pick up an umbrella and you'll be "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in no time. (credit:Imgur.com)
Link(98 of219)
Open Image ModalThe Zelda video game character requires a lot of green felt, brown boots, a makeshift sword and shield. (credit:Imgur.com)
Grumpy Cat(99 of219)
Open Image ModalPaint your face brown and white, make some ears out of material from a fabric store and sport the biggest frown you've ever worn. (credit:Imgur.com)
Gingerbread Man(100 of219)
Open Image ModalThere's no need to bake actual gingerbread for this costume. Go the literal route and throw on loaves of bread around you and dye your hair ginger red. (credit:Imgur.com)
Penny(101 of219)
Open Image ModalGet some cardboard and spray paint it bronze, attach it to your head and voilà! You are now a currency. (credit:Imgur.com)
Grey Scale(102 of219)
Open Image ModalEver wanted to look as if you lived in black-and-white à la "Pleasantville"? Just wear solely black and white and paint your skin grey. (credit:Imgur.com)
Pregnant Zombie(103 of219)
Open Image ModalFlaunt your baby bump by pretending there's a zombie breaking out! Grab an old doll, some fake blood, glue and a shirt you're not afraid of ripping up. (credit:Imgur.com)
Scarecrow(104 of219)
Open Image ModalDo your best Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow impression by cutting up an old sack, sew up the mouth and draw 'X's" on the sewed-up mouth. (credit:Imgur.com)
"Where The Wild Things Are" - Carol(105 of219)
Open Image ModalThis costume requires a bit more time and effort, but the results are spectacular. Go to your nearest fabric store and get black and tan material, and make the head, horns and nose out of paper mache. (credit:Imgur.com)
Poison Ivy(106 of219)
Open Image ModalThe "Batman" character is actually perfect for Halloween because there are so many leaves to pick from the trees! Glue the leaves to a bodysuit, paint your face with lots of sparkly green makeup and find a cheap red wig. (credit:Imgur.com)
Red Bull(107 of219)
Open Image ModalThis one is easy. Get a lot of duct tape, construct it into a dress, paint it blue and cut out the letters Red Bull from a print-out and tape them on the dress. (credit:Imgur.com)
Pac-Man(108 of219)
Open Image ModalConstruct the Pac-man out of cardboard and hang it on a black sweater by using straps. (credit:Imgur.com)
Pretty Skeleton(109 of219)
Open Image ModalPaint your skin black with white bones on your arms, chest and face and throw on an old black dress. (credit:Imgur.com)
Slave Leia(110 of219)
Open Image ModalEveryone loves a good Slave Leia! Grab some red felt and cut up dyed-gold cardboard for the skirt and make the bikini out of cardboard or felt. (credit:Imgur.com)
Elliott From "E.T"(111 of219)
Open Image ModalThrow on a red hoodie and grab yourself a milk carton and bike handles. If you can't get your hands on an E.T. doll, put in your pet and wrap a white blanket around them! (credit:Imgur.com)
"The Hangover"(112 of219)
Open Image ModalEven if you don't have a real baby, you can pick up a doll for cheap and wrap it in a blanket around you. Just make sure to wear a pair of sunnies and stick out your gut. (credit:Imgur.com)
Lucy And Charlie Brown(113 of219)
Open Image ModalThis super cute idea involves a yellow shirt, a blue dress and a black marker. (credit:Imgur.com)
Edward Scissorhands(114 of219)
Open Image ModalKink your hair out a bit with a hair curler, paint your face with pale white makeup and a bit of black highlighter on the cheeks and mouth and throw on a black turtleneck and white collared-shirt. (credit:Imgur.com)
Prince(115 of219)
Open Image ModalGive yourself your best jheri curl, paint on a moustache and small goatee and throw on a ruffled and bedazzled shirt. (credit:Imgur.com)
Taylor Swift(116 of219)
Open Image ModalGrab a cheap guitar or make your own DIY sequined microphone to accessorize your outfit which should include high-waisted short shorts and a sexy blouse. Don't forget the red lips! (credit:Getty Images)
Anna Wintour(117 of219)
Open Image ModalGrab a pair of sunnies, a copy of the September issue of Vogue, a bob wig and your Sunday Best. (credit:Vogue/Instagram)
Victoria Beckham(118 of219)
Open Image ModalFind your loosest piece of clothing you have (muumuu, jumpsuit, etc) as long as it's in black, put on a pair of your highest heels and strike a hard pose. (credit:Getty Images)
Kristen Stewart(119 of219)
Open Image ModalThis one's easy: All you need is a baseball cap, a white tee, skinny jeans and Chucks. Don't forget to frown a lot! (credit:x17online.com)
Jennifer Lawrence(120 of219)
Open Image ModalHead over to your nearest Value Village and find an old ballgown, then when you're out and about, keep falling down on any stairs you can find. (credit:AP)
Kate Middleton(121 of219)
Open Image ModalBlow out your hair, wear a polka dot dress, find a replica sapphire engagement ring and for bonus points, get yourself a plastic baby. (credit:AP)
Beyonce(122 of219)
Open Image ModalGrab a sparkly bodysuit, curl your hair and you're golden. (credit:AP)
Johnny Depp(123 of219)
Open Image ModalJohnny is all about the accessories so wrap yourself in layers of necklaces, chains, bracelets and rings. Next, go to your local thrift shop and get a collared shirt, striped vest, blazer and an old hat. (credit:AP)
Miley Cyrus(124 of219)
Open Image ModalYou don't need to look further than your underwear drawer to dress like Miley. Just remember to stick out your tongue a lot. (credit:Getty Images)
Drake(125 of219)
Open Image ModalBaggy jeans, a loose tee, a few necklaces and a backwards baseball cap is all you need to look like Toronto's Number 1 Fan. (credit:Getty Images)
Kim Kardashian(126 of219)
Open Image ModalBrave the fall weather in a sexy swimsuit. Don't forget to carry your phone wherever you go to take Instagram pics. Baby North West not included. (credit:Kim Kardashian/Instagram)
Kanye West(127 of219)
Open Image ModalEveryone should have Kanye's wardrobe staples in their closet: A jean jacket, plain grey tee, loose pants and a constant frown should do the trick. (credit:Getty Images)
Willow And/Or Jaden Smith(128 of219)
Open Image ModalThe most stylish siblings in Hollywood actually have looks that are easy to recreate. Just pull out an old pair of denim overalls, a rock concert t-shirt, wedge sneakers and you're golden. (credit:Getty Images)
Ryan Gosling(129 of219)
Open Image ModalDon't have a velvet suit lying around? No problem. Your local secondhand store should have one on the cheap. (credit:Getty Images)
Justin Bieber(130 of219)
Open Image ModalSuck it up and buy a pair of cheap drop-crotch pants. Come on, you know you want to wear them. (credit:Getty Images)
Marilyn Monroe(131 of219)
Open Image ModalEver wanted to walk outside in nothing but a bedsheet? Now you can! And if you don't have platinum blond hair, don't worry: Just say you're Marilyn in her Norma Jean days. (credit:AP)
Sarah Jessica Parker(132 of219)
Open Image ModalSJP style staples are easy: Grab a pair of high heels, layer on lots of eyeliner and rock a flapper dress. (credit:AP)
Michelle Obama(133 of219)
Open Image ModalThe First Lady is known for her accessible fashion, so head over to a Wal-Mart or Target to get a form-fitting frock in a vibrant colour. For bonus points, add an American flag pin to the outfit. (credit:Getty Images)
Nicole Richie(134 of219)
Open Image ModalParis Hilton's ex bestie is a fashion chameleon so you can basically wear whatever you want as long as it's avant-garde with a bit of a "Dynasty" twist. (credit:Getty Images)
Blake Lively(135 of219)
Open Image ModalMrs. Ryan Reynolds is all about showing off her bod so play up your legs in a mini-dress and high heels. Don't forget to carry a whisk and a cookbook to let everyone know that you're a pro in the kitchen. (credit:Getty Images)
Scarlett Johansson(136 of219)
Open Image ModalThrow on your sexiest LBD, a strand of pearls and you're all set. If you really want to convince people that you're ScarJo, just lower your voice a bit and you're all good. (credit:Getty Images)
Kate Moss(137 of219)
Open Image ModalAll you need is a sheer top, blazer, skinny trousers, sexy heels and straight hair to rock the supermodel's signature look. (credit:AP)
Silent Movie Actor(138 of219)
Open Image ModalGrumpy Cat(139 of219)
Open Image ModalPopcorn Vendor(140 of219)
Open Image ModalAnnie Hall(141 of219)
Open Image ModalSexy Avengers(142 of219)
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Open Image ModalAngela Chase from "My So-Called Life"(144 of219)
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Open Image ModalDrake Working at Shoppers(146 of219)
Open Image ModalHave a friend who works for Shoppers Drug Mart? Borrow a uniform shirt, make a "DRAKE" (or "AUBREY") name tag, and you're set. (credit:NOW Magazine)
TARDIS(147 of219)
Open Image ModalYou can make the classic "Dr. Who" time machine spacecraft (which stands for "Time and Relative Dimension in Space" with a big blue garment and some white paint or masking tape. Easily customizable, like this somewhat-inexplicable flapper TARDIS. (credit:Neatorama)
iPhone(148 of219)
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Open Image ModalMiley Cyrus, With A Twist(151 of219)
Open Image ModalDon't go as Miley without putting your own spin on it. Robin Thicke's suit channeled Beetlejuice, so we're in favour of going as Beetlejuice and Lydia at the VMAs. Robin: striped suit (go with white paint on a black secondhand suit), crazy makeup, aviators. Lydia: very short puffy red dress, a black foam finger, black top knots with spiky bangs—and, obviously, tongue sticking out as often as possible. (credit:Fanpop)
Carrie(152 of219)
Open Image ModalYou can go creative (and less messy), like in this photo, with some red tinsel, or you can just put on a white dress and blonde wig and then pour (water-based!) red paint all over yourself. Your call. (credit:Flickr)
Rosie the Riveter(153 of219)
Open Image ModalWednesday Addams(154 of219)
Open Image ModalAnother '90s throwback, and one that's easy to do with a black wig, black tights, and a black dress with a bit of lace and a white collar. Get out your glue gun! (credit:Xanga)
Bat(155 of219)
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Open Image ModalThese two are natural enemies — but you and your beau don't have to be. (credit:Party City )
Bacon And Eggs(157 of219)
Open Image ModalAlex And Piper(158 of219)
Open Image ModalIf you really want to stay relevant this Halloween, we say stick to Orange Is The New Black's favourite duo Alex and Piper. (credit:Facebook/Orange Is The New Black)
Adam And Eve(159 of219)
Open Image ModalLonguini and Meatballs(160 of219)
Open Image ModalSo tasteless. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
Darth Vader(161 of219)
Open Image ModalThe skirt kind of takes the edge off this once-scary Halloween costume. (credit:Partycity.ca)
Tap This Keg Dress(162 of219)
Open Image ModalWe kind of have to give the wearer props. Making a keg look sexy ain’t easy. (credit:Buycostumes.com)
One Night Stand(163 of219)
Open Image ModalIf you build it, they will come? (credit:Buycostumes.com)
Sassy Twister(164 of219)
Open Image ModalThis costume could be worse; at least the dots are in strategic places. (credit:Spirithalloween.com)
"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes(165 of219)
Open Image ModalOn second thought, maybe they should cut funding to PBS. (credit:Yandy)
"Ring Toss" Costume(166 of219)
Open Image ModalThe hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst. (credit:BuyCostumes)
The Nip Slip(167 of219)
Open Image ModalIs it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose? (credit:Camp Blood)
Giant Boob(168 of219)
Open Image ModalAt least he knows what he is. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Google Boobs(169 of219)
Open Image ModalFeeling lucky? (credit:Costume Fail)
"Anita Sedative" Costume(170 of219)
Open Image ModalWhen you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints. (credit:Yandy.com)
Pussy Magnet(171 of219)
Open Image ModalWe sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats. (credit:Prank Place)
Holy Sh*t(172 of219)
Open Image ModalDon't worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from. (credit:via Buy Costumes)
Free Mammograms(173 of219)
Open Image ModalAs long as there's no copay. (credit:via Asshole Verdict)
Mangina(174 of219)
Open Image ModalIf you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
Tampax(175 of219)
Open Image ModalLadies? (credit:via Funny Junk)
Heartbreak Clown Thong(176 of219)
Open Image ModalDressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier? (credit:via Regretsy)
"Dept. Of Erections" Costume(177 of219)
Open Image ModalFor a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
"Beastiality" Costume(178 of219)
Open Image ModalNo more beer for this guy.
Banana Flasher(179 of219)
Open Image ModalOf all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening. (credit:Via Halloween 31)
"Droopers" Costume(180 of219)
Open Image ModalWould you take a shot with this guy?
"Sperm Man" Costume(181 of219)
Open Image ModalWe don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
The 69(182 of219)
Open Image ModalFor those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long. (credit:via Reddit))
A Knight To Remember(183 of219)
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???(184 of219)
Open Image ModalJust in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween. (credit:Unionversity.com)
The "Biggest Show On Earth"(185 of219)
Open Image ModalNothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch.(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"(186 of219)
Open Image ModalThe commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (credit:Halloween 31)
Used Pad Man(187 of219)
Open Image ModalSteady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow. (credit:via Reddit)
Trash Can Baby(188 of219)
Open Image ModalHe has low self-esteem. (credit:via WTFCostumes)
Birthing Woman(189 of219)
Open Image ModalNow your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long. (credit:via Multiply)
Franzia(190 of219)
Open Image ModalWine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever. (credit:via eBaum's World)
Hung Like A Horse(191 of219)
Open Image ModalReal subtle. (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Vibrator(192 of219)
Open Image ModalDild'oh! (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Toilet Time(193 of219)
Open Image ModalThese guys must really, really love each other. (credit:via Virgin Media)
Penis Man(194 of219)
Open Image ModalIn case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year. (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(195 of219)
Open Image ModalWe feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night. (credit:Yandy)
The Human Centipede(196 of219)
Open Image ModalHalloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume. (credit:via Fazy Luckers)
Vagina Dentata(197 of219)
Open Image ModalA feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere. (credit:via Regretsy)
Unkempt Lifeguard?(198 of219)
Open Image ModalWHY? (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Beer Dispensing Boobs(199 of219)
Open Image ModalLet's see the St. Pauly Girl do this. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Rub Me" Genie(200 of219)
Open Image ModalMore like Alad-don't. (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Hitler?!(201 of219)
Open Image ModalWe've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (credit:Daily Hitler)
Snake Charmer(202 of219)
Open Image ModalSometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume. (credit:via Amazon)
Furries??(203 of219)
Open Image ModalWe're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW. (credit:via Picture Is Unrelated)
Breathalyzer Test(204 of219)
Open Image ModalIt's getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point. (credit:vVery Demotivational)
Nuts And Bolts(205 of219)
Open Image ModalShe's right to throw her hands up like that. (credit:Blogorelli)
Ball Pit(206 of219)
Open Image ModalHopefully he won't find any used band-aids in there. (credit:Izismile)
Toilet Paper(207 of219)
Open Image ModalThis one will be useful for all the TPing later. (credit:Make Zine)
"Wet T-Shirt" Costume(208 of219)
Open Image ModalIs it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet T-shirt and risk getting on "Girls Gone Wild?"
BP Oil Spill(209 of219)
Open Image ModalSexy "Nemo" Costume(210 of219)
Open Image ModalDreams really do come true! (credit:Yandy.com)
Paralyzed Superman(211 of219)
Open Image ModalThis will forever be too soon. (credit:Costume Fail)
"Rasta Man" Costumes(212 of219)
Open Image ModalWe wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Chastity Belt & Key(213 of219)
Open Image ModalUnlock the key to her ... stomach vagina? (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
"Sexy" Monopoly(214 of219)
Open Image ModalThanks for ruining childhood game night.
Petting Zoo(215 of219)
Open Image ModalFor when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Down For The Count"(216 of219)
Open Image ModalYou know a costume is bad when you have to repeat a pun just for anyone to get it.(Thanks for the tip, Jay!)
Jane Doe DOA(217 of219)
Open Image ModalThis description speaks for itself (full of typos):"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."(Thanks, Belinda!)
Spank His Monkey(218 of219)
Open Image ModalJust 25 cents?
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(219 of219)
Open Image ModalOK, now we're just confused.