A 21-year-old Quebec woman who gained notoriety as the "hottest alleged thief on the planet" could now face several years behind bars.
Victoriaville native Stéphanie Beaudoin has agreed to plead guilty to 30 charges in connection with a series of break-ins that took place in Arthabaska and l'Érable counties over the summer, QMI Agency reported.
She had initially faced 114 charges in total.
Beaudoin, a nursing student, had been accused of stealing items worth over $5,000 including jewelry and firearms after allegedly breaking into homes with the help of teenaged accomplices in June and July.
Appearing in court Monday, she said she regretted her actions, French-language newspaper Nouvelle Union reported.
Beaudoin's lawyer Denis Lavigne told the newspaper that she had experienced a period of depression, and that she's following doctors' advice for treatment.
The severity of the allegations against Beaudoin did nothing to stop her gaining a reputation as the "hottest alleged thief on the planet" after some photos of her appeared on social media.
She will next appear in court on Dec. 9 to officially enter the guilty pleas, QMI Agency said. She faces a maximum sentence of life in prison.
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This is not the way you're supposed to butter up your roommate. Sheriff's deputies in Collier County, Fla. say Dawn Elizabeth Rhash attacked her housemate with butter. (credit:Collier County Sheriff's Office)
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Police in Phoenix, Ariz., have accused Randon Reid of the crime of flight -- and a crime against flight. Investigators say the 26-year-old suspect opened fire on an airplane parked at Deer Valley Airport, then fled from authorities who tried to pull him over. He has reportedly been charged with felony flight and driving under the influence. (credit:Maricopa County Sheriff's Office)
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Talk about dialing a wrong number. Sheriff's deputies in Hall County, Ga., say they locked up a man who accidentally "pocket-dialed" 911 while discussing a drug deal. Daniel Moore, 18, has been hit with drug possession charges. (credit:Hall County Sheriff's Office)
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Law enforcement officials in Collier County, Fla. claim Mary Ramos stabbed her boyfriend because he was spending too much time in the bathroom. Ramos is accused of punching her boyfriend in the face and slashing him twice because he was passing his time in a public restroom in his apartment building that was often frequented by a naked woman.
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A handcuffed suspect in Florida escaped police custody and fled to a Pensacola Home Depot, where he was spotted shortly after shopping for bolt-cutters. Investigators with the Escambia County Sheriff's Office say Michael Jay Scott, 19, was trying to find a way to cut off his shackles. (Read More) (credit:Escambia County Sheriff's Office)
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Wynika Mason was arrested by Louisville police for allegedly brandishing a sword in a Pizza Hut. Authorities said they busted her after getting complaints from employees and eaters in the fast-food chain that Mason was yelling and repeatedly unsheathed the blade. Maybe it was just her pizza cutter? (credit:Louisville Metropolitan Department of Corrections )
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FBI investigators say this Ohio bank robber heeded a teller's "no hats, no hoods" policy, revealing his face to surveillance cameras and giving investigators an important lead in the case. (credit:PublicEyes.org)
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Holy handcuffs! Police in a smog-clotted town in northwest Michigan are touting the arrest of Batman. The legendary caped crusader was reportedly nabbed while dangling from a 30-foot-high building. The unmasked superhero wannabe is actually a local resident named Mark Wayne Williams. (credit:AP)
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Some people have guilt written all over their faces, and others, like assault suspect Robert Norton Kennedy, have apologies tattooed across their foreheads. A booking photo released by the authorities in Horry County, S.C., appears to show the 51-year-old sporting a facial tattoo that reads: "Please forgive me if I say or do anything stupid. Thank You!" (Read More) (credit:Horry County Sheriff)
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Mark Thompson, a 19-year-old from West Virginia, is accused of killing his neighbor's pygmy goat in his bedroom and possibly sexually assaulting the barnyard animal. Police say they found Thompson hiding in the woods, covered in blood, wearing a bra and panties. (Read More) (credit:Kanawha County Sheriff's Dept.)
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Gregory Hanscom might have taken "sagging" to a whole new level. Police in Spring Hill, Fla., say they found the 55-year-old suspect lying in his front yard wearing nothing except his pants around his ankles. He reportedly told authorities he had consumed four beers before dropping trou. (Read More) (credit:Hernando County Sheriff's Office)
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She's not the Hamburglar, but Roberta Spen may have found herself on the wrong side of the law because of her love for McDonald's. Police in Florida say they were trying to pull over Spen when the 64-year-old suspect pulled into a McDonald's drive-thru and ordered lunch. Spen allegedly paid for her meal and drove off, sparking a police chase. (credit:Broward County Sheriff's Office)
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A Pennsylvania weight-loss doctor is accused of sexually assaulting at least six patients and telling one of them that she could lose weight by having an orgasm in his office. Arie Oren, 64, allegedly groped female patients with his hands and an electric massager. (credit:Montgomery County District Attorney's Office)
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Courtrooms are the place to prove your innocence -- not demonstrate your guilt. But one Ohio man has been caught on camera stealing a gavel from a magistrate's bench, according to investigators. Christopher Collins has been charged with theft for allegedly stealing the gavel from a courtroom on March 30. (credit:Lorain County Sheriff's Office)
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This suspect likely won't forget his 64th birthday -- and neither will the elementary school students who saw a man naked from the waist down shaking his hips and genitals. Jack Snyder is accused of flashing a school bus in Port Richey, Fla., as students headed home from classes. (credit:Pasco County Sheriff's Office)
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Angela C. Ferranti, 25, was found in her bra and panties after a traffic crash and reportedly told an officer she stripped off her clothes to try to "conceal her scent" from a police dog. Police found Ferranti hiding in a nearby wooded area with her boyfriend in central Port St. Lucie and was arrested on suspicion of DUI, according to a recently released report. (credit:St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office)
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They say most car accidents happen close to home. When police in Alachua, Fla., attempted to stop a motorist who was driving with a suspended license, Joseph Ronald Webb, 20, allegedly led police on a 15-block chase before crashing his car into his own house. (credit:Alachua County Jail)
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They say the clothes make the man, but in this case, the clothes make it easy for police to identify the man. Cops in Charlotte, N.C., busted home invasion suspect Jonathan Huntley after he allegedly left a t-shirt featuring his own mug shot at the crime scene. The shirt, pictured on the right, showcases an old booking photo. (credit:The Smoking Gun)
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Police in Ocala, Fla., say they have arrested a man who stole a truck loaded with 338 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Randall Travis Roberts, 20, has been charged with grand theft auto for allegedly stealing the doughnut truck. Investigators recovered about 10 grams of marijuana from inside the vehicle. Roberts insisted the pot wasn't his, but investigators were willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that it was -- hitting him with an additional marijuana possession charge. (credit:Marion County Sheriff's Office)
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Here's the rub. Edward Justin La Porte, a former Illinois cop, is accused of impersonating a police officer and demanding a massage and money from a California spa. The 47-year-old allegedly claimed he was a massage parlor inspector when he arrived at Golden Spa in Lake Forest and demanded a rubdown and cash. (credit:Orange County Sheriff's Department)
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Motocross racer James "Bubba" Stewart Jr. is known for his speed on the track -- but police say he got in trouble when he tried to stop another vehicle for speeding. Investigators say the 25-year-old motocross star was impersonating a cop when he used flashing lights to pull over another car on March 28. That vehicle happened to be filled with off-duty police officers. (credit:Orange County Jail)
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Domingos Oliveira is accused of putting a $3,000 bounty on his 19-year-old daughter's boyfriend. He allegedly posted signs with a picture of the man and the words wanted "dead or alive," after allegedly finding out that the 33-year-old suitor was a registered sex offender. He faces the charge of solicitation of murder. (credit:La Mesa Police Dept.)
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When police asked 22-year-old Joceline Fernandez to change out of her risque G-string bikini at Fort Meyers Beach, Fla., they probably didn't expect her to expose herself to at least a dozen people. Fernandez has been charged with indecent exposure and disturbing the peace. (credit:Lee County Sheriff)
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Exotic dancer Teonna Jean Rogers didn't want to be photographed -- so she attacked a strip club patron with a beer mug, according to cops. The 28-year-old stripper has been charged with third-degree assault and breach of peace after allegedly striking a customer in the head with a beer mug when a patron tried to take photos of her while she was on stage. According to investigators, she assaulted the wrong man. (credit:Vernon Police)
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A Florida mother served as the getaway driver when her 20-year-old son robbed a convenience store, according to authorities. Police in St. Cloud say Cindy M. Willison, 47, waited in the parking lot of a Cumberland Farms store and picked up her son, Angelo J. Palmieri, after he held up the shop on March 23. (credit:Osceola County Jail)
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A South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse has been released from prison and put on probation, under the condition that he keep his distance from the horse. Rodell Vereen, pictured in this file photo, was released from prison after serving 16 months. (credit:Horry County Detention Center / AP)
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It was almost a kiss of death. Deputies in Florida say 92-year-old Helen Staudinger opened fire on her neighbor's house after the much younger resident refused to give her a kiss. Investigators at the Marion County Sheriff's Office claim Staudinger refused to leave 53-year-old Dwight Bettner unless her neighbor gave her a kiss. She allegedly returned with a gun. (credit:Marion County Sheriff's Office)
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Investigators say a Florida motorist gave new meaning to the term "drunk dialing." Phernando Cuello, 30, is accused of losing control of his car on March 20 while driving drunk and "sexting." The Tampa resident has been charged with driving under the influence. (credit:Pasco County Sheriff's Office)
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Police in Harrisburg, Pa., say Daniel Rahynes, 35, attempted to rob a bank after telling employees he wanted to open an account and showing the teller his ID. (credit:Harrisburg Police)
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Perhaps Facebook needs a relationship status that reads: "Married, but still looking." Police in Michigan say they were able to arrest a polygamist after he "defriended" his first wife on Facebook. Richard Leon Barton's first wife went to authorities after she realized her husband had married another woman in July, nixed their Internet friendship and posted photos of his second wedding on the popular social network. (credit:Muskegon County Sheriff's Office)
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Johnathan Washburn, 23, allegedly hit a man on the head with a skateboard after he took a picture of his bizarre triple-mohawk hairstyle - landing him in police custody. (credit:Austin Police Dept.)
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This might be the worst way to use your one phone call. Police in Sandusky, Ohio, say Joseph Walsh was already in custody when he dialed 911 on a cell phone and said he was being held against his will. Walsh reportedly called 911 while he was handcuffed in a holding cell early on March 13. (credit:Erie County Sheriff's Office)
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Author and horror movie producer, Tim Fattig, has been arrested in connection with the death of his mother after authorities found a female skeleton in her Tombstone, Ariz., home. (credit:Cochise County Sheriff's Office)
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Impersonating a cop? There's an app for that. Police in Idaho say Alexander A. Welch used a cell phone app with flashing red and blue lights to pull over a motorist on March 12. The suspect has been accused of a felony charge of unlawful exercise of the function of peace officers. (credit:Ada County Jail)
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You might say Brian Christopher Head is on top of things. The 26-year-old Maryland man faces second-degree assault charges after allegedly crashing his car into a utility pole, then reversing into -- and onto -- a police cruiser on March 13. (credit:Frederick County Adult Detention Center)
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By trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket, one man talked his way into jail. Police in Indiana say Adam Yarbrough tried to bribe a female police officer with $5, a kiss and sex if she would let him go without a ticket. It didn't work, and Yarbrough was arrested on bribery and disorderly conduct charges. (credit:Marion County Sheriff's Department)
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Police in Florida say they busted a man responsible for prank calling 911 about a Viagra overdose. Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. is accused of making two obscene 911 calls in January in which a caller demanded medical attention and graphically described the effects of taking a few too many little blue pills. (credit:Broward County Sheriff's Office)
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Crime doesn't pay -- even when your crime is printing fake money. Police in Gainesville, Fla., say they arrested a man who bought a printer from Walmart and printed up nearly $600 of fake cash on March 10. Douglas Brian Osborne has been charged with two counts of using counterfeit money, among other charges. (credit:Alachua County Sheriff's Office)
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Investigators in El Paso County, Colo., say Jack Herbst caused $250,000 of damage to his neighbor's property while driving a front-end loader -- all because the victim owed him $80. On March 9, Herbst allegedly drove the construction vehicle onto Ronald Morphis' property, wrecking part of his home, his garage, campers, trailer, propane tank, classic cars and more than a dozen mature elm trees. Police apprehended Morphis on felony criminal mischief charges after finding tire tracks leading from the scene of the crime to the suspect's home. (credit:El Paso County Sheriff's Office)
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Police in Florida say a millionaire dentist used a stolen credit card to buy $40.64 of pizza after finding the charge card in a shopping center's parking lot. Richard Lewis Ludwig, 54, reportedly told deputies that he is "absolutely not" having financial trouble, and actually has a net worth between $3 million and $4 million. He has been hit with credit-card theft and forgery charges. (credit:Polk County Sheriff's Office)
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Here's proof that the customer isn't always right. Police in Ohio say a Walmart shopper stocked the shelves of a Fremont store with obscene photographs of himself in women's lingerie. Rodney Kunkel, 44, has been charged with two counts of pandering obscenity for allegedly leaving the photos in the store and on cars in the shop's parking lot. (credit:Sandusky County Sheriff's Department)
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Does this man look like Cookie Monster to you? Martin County sheriff's deputies say Sebastian Esteban, 18, snatched a package of $1.19 "Pink White" cookies from a Circle K convenience store in Indiantown, Fla. on March 3. After officers spotted the crumb-covered suspect allegedly attempting to eat the evidence, Esteban offered this explanation, according to an affidavit: "Ya, I stole the cookies, I'm the cookie monster." (credit:Martin County Sheriff's Office)
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Sometimes you just need a drink. Police in Elyria, Ohio, say a not-so-subtle drunken driving suspect took a swig of beer in front of a cop after being pulled over on March 3. When asked if he had been drinking, Stephen Supers allegedly picked up an open can of beer and took a sip before answering, "Yes." (credit:Elyria Police Department, AP)
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Break-ups can get ugly -- even when they happen online. Law enforcement officials in Florida arrested Thomas Gannon, left, and Tina Cash on charges of misdemeanor domestic battery after the couple allegedly got into a fight over Facebook. Gannon, 35, reportedly told Hernando County Sheriff's Office deputies that the couple got into a physical altercation after his 31-year-old girlfriend "unfriended" him on Facebook and changed her relationship status. (credit:Hernando County Sheriff's Office)
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Law enforcement officials in Florida say a woman readily admitted she was carrying narcotics in her genitals at the beginning a jail sentence for drug possession. During a strip search at a detention center in Manatee County, authorities asked inmate Sara King if she was in possession of any contraband. The detainee reportedly responded: "Just my pills in my vagina." (credit:Manatee County Sheriff's Office )
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You might be a redneck if you list "redneck" as your religion on your police report. Law enforcement officials in Florida say 20-year-old suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin claimed he was a follower of the "redneck" faith. Joehlin is accused of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor. (credit:Manatee County Sheriff's Office)
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Police say he broke the law -- and needed a bathroom break. Cops in Florida say they were able to catch bank robbery suspect Charles F. Grier after he stopped to use two restrooms near the scene of the crime. Grier allegedly changed clothes in a portable toilet across the street from the bank. He was reportedly arrested after being confronted by officers while leaving a restaurant bathroom down the road. (credit:Ocala Police Department)
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Some suspects are caught with their pants down. Others are caught with no pants at all. Police say this drunken driving suspect was driving naked in a pickup truck with three nude passengers. Nickolus Borgman is accused of driving under the influence and other violations after a sheriff's deputy pulled him over and spotted two nude men and two nude women crammed in the front seat of the truck. (credit:Lancaster County Sheriff's Office)
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It's always best to practice what you preach. Police in Florida say they arrested the former president of a local chapter of Mother's Against Drunk Driving for driving under the influence. Debra Oberlin has been charged with drunk driving for the Feb. 18 incident. (credit:Gainesville Police Department)
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You shouldn't mouth off to police -- especially when your mouth is filled with feces. Police in Colorado say a drunken driving suspect spit fecal matter on an officer. Paul Andrew Kausalik, a 61-year-old postal worker, was in a police station after being taken in on drunken driving charges when he allegedly put his own excrement in his mouth and spewed it on an officer's face. (credit:Durango Police Department)
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Police in Michigan say a man claimed he was royalty before trying to steal a pack of Marlboros from a 7-Eleven. Joseph Lawrence Borowiak is charged with strong-arm robbery and resisting arrest after allegedly wrestling a store clerk over a pack of cigarettes. Borowiak reportedly stated, "The king doesn't pay for cigarettes." (credit:Warren Police Department)
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Florida resident Howard Schultz is accused of impersonating a police officer while waving a barbecue fork. Investigators say the 69-year-old convinced a driver to pull over while wielding the cooking utensil. (credit:Broward County Sheriff's Office )
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Police say a California motorist assembled a veritable nesting doll of criminality when he hid a meth pipe inside an open beer bottle while he was driving. Tehama County sheriff's deputies said 40-year-old Martin Ortega Perez tried to hide a methamphetamine pipe inside an open bottle of beer during a traffic stop on Feb. 20, 2011. (credit:Tehama County Sheriff's Office)
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It might sound like the plot of a Cheech and Chong film, but police in Louisiana say they've busted a drug-dealing operation based out of an ice cream truck. Driver Johnathan Trahan, left, was charged with possession with the intent to distribute and possession of drug paraphernalia on Feb. 20. Passenger Hunter Pitre, right, was cited on misdemeanor possession of marijuana. (credit:Lafourche Parish Sheriff's Office)
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Hersha C. Howard, 31, was arrested by deputies after she allegedly assaulted her housemate in an altercation over Girl Scout Cookies. She was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after a fight with another woman over a box of Thin Mints. (credit:Collier County Sheriff's Office)
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Police in Florida say a mother was visiting her child's school when she attempted to impose a dress code on another mom who she believed was showing too much cleavage. Laura Campanello was charged with disorderly conduct after saying the other mom was showing "too much breast" -- then allegedly pulling down her blouse and exposing her own. (credit:Manatee County Sheriff's Office)
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Cops in Michigan say a 400-pound woman tried to turn a motorized cart into an getaway vehicle when she loaded it with stolen electronics -- but she didn't get far. Jerrie Perkins was arrested after she allegedly filled her motorized cart with $600 electronics and tried to drive out of a Meijer store in Rochester. But the suspect got stuck in the department store's doors and set off an alarm. (credit:Oakland County Sheriff)
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Some drivers get busted because of red-light cameras -- others get busted because of cameras they installed inside their cars. Stanislav Bakanov, 30, was arrested in Oregon for speeding on Interstate 5 while filming a video of himself for YouTube. He was clocked doing 118 mph in a 55-mph zone -- and police say his speeding was corroborated by video he recorded and intended to post online. (credit:Marion County Sheriff's Office)
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It takes forethought to hide drugs in your foreskin. Antoine Banks faces drug charges after police in Louisville, Ky., say they found a bag of crack cocaine tucked under the foreskin of his penis. (credit:Louisville Metro Corrections)
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Jerome Smith's forehead says he's a "Genius," but police say he wasn't being smart when he allegedly struck a pregnant woman with a handgun. The Cincinnati, Ohio, resident is accused of repeatedly pistol-whipping a woman who was eight months pregnant in late January. (credit:Hamilton County Sheriff Office)
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In the middle of a five-year prison sentence for robbery, Edward Nathan Jr. walked out of the Tampa Community Correctional Center on Aug. 27, 1983 -- then dropped off the grid entirely, law enforcement officials say, according to News4Jax.com. After being on the lam for 27 years, a convicted robber who escaped from a Florida work-release center in 1983 was arrested by police Jan. 21 when an officer reportedly spotted him urinating in public. (credit:Florida Department of Corrections)
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Police in Minnesota say Stephanie Travetta Moreland hid a costly piece of fur outerwear in her underwear for three days. The shoplifting suspect allegedly stole a $6,500 fur coat by stuffing it into her underwear -- and managed to keep the jacket hidden between her legs after being arrested and put in a holding cell. (credit:Bloomington Police Department)
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Police in Longmont, Colo., say Richard Troupe, 52, exposed his genitals to an employee at a Burger King drive-thru and asked her to hold his "whopper." After the fast-food proposition, the worker threatened to call police and Troupe allegedly fled. But cops apprehended the suspect nearby. (credit:Longmont Police Department)
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Talk about finishing with a bang. Police in Waseca County, Minn., say Terry Allen Lester, 37, constructed an explosive sex toy that he planned to give to an ex-lover. Lester allegedly put gunpowder, BB pellets and buckshot into the sex toy, which was connected with red and black wires to a battery-powered trigger. (credit:Waseca Police Dept.)
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O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree -- how dangerous are your branches! Police in Connecticut say Francheska Terrero turned ornaments into armaments when she hurled a Christmas tree at her father early on Dec. 24. Cops in West Hartford say the 19-year-old suspect was allegedly extremely intoxicated when officers arrived and placed her under arrest on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, and interfering with a 911 call. (credit:West Hartford Police)
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Real doctors conduct breast examinations in their offices. Phony doctors conduct breast examinations in bars. Kristina Ross, 37, has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she allegedly offered breast exams to bar patrons in Boise, Idaho. (credit:Ada County Sheriff's Office)
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Susan Russell Hammond confessed to showing a pornographic movie and giving alcohol to three 14-year-old boys, including her son, in her South Carolina home. (credit:WLTX)
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Talk about adding some greens to your sandwich. A Florida corrections officer is accused of plotting with inmates and attempting to smuggle a marijuana-filled sandwich into a jail. Master corrections officer Joseph Jones was arrested after deputies found 8 grams of marijuana inside a hoagie he allegedly was trying to sneak to an inmate. (credit:Marion County Jail)
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Police arrested Peter Pavljuk, 62, for allegedly peeing on a grocery store floor in Florida. Pavljuk said he couldn't wait until he found a bathroom, but an employee said a public toilet was feet away from where the suspect relieved himself. (credit:Manatee County Sheriff)
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Onslow County Sheriff's deputies in North Carolina arrested Dale Foughty after he allegedly tried to rob a convenience store while wearing a Spider-Man mask and waving a sword. His plans collapsed when two clerks fought back by poking him in the gut with a broom. They ripped off his mask and part of his ponytail before he fled. Police found him nearby with a shaved head. (credit:Onslow County Sheriff's Office)
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When police caught 87-year-old Leo Earl Sharp allegedly transporting 228 pounds of cocaine, the suspect told them that he was forced "at gunpoint" to transport the drugs. (credit:AP)