"You used to call me on my cellphone" ... until hidden fees and extra data charges shot that dream in the foot.
In this T-Mobile Super Bowl ad, Drake handed his hit "Hotline Bling" over to a trio of nefarious execs from an unspecified mobile phone company.
They punctuated his catchy single with several stipulations and disclaimers about their wireless service:
"When you say 'Call me on my cellphone,' just add: 'Device eligible for upgrade after 24 months,'" which Drake OKs.
Another exec adds, "Also, you need to include that streaming music will incur data charges."
They even had him turn his back on the 6ix and the rest of Canada, adding, "After 'going places you don't belong' add Mexico and Canada are not included."
Drake complies, answering, "I've told a lot of people I'm from Canada, but I lied."
The three go down the list, remixing the song, and in the end, a voice over plugs the American T-Mobile as the carrier to pick instead.
Lucky for him, Canadians weren't privy to American ads during the Super Bowl 50 game, but he certainly has some explaining to do now that this ad has officially aired, and hit the Internet.
Super Bowl 2016
AFC Championship - New England Patriots v Denver Broncos(01 of09)
Open Image ModalDENVER, CO - JANUARY 24: Quarterback Peyton Manning #18 of the Denver Broncos rolls out to to pass during the AFC Championship game against the New England Patriots at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on January 24, 2016 in Denver, Colorado. The Broncos defeated the Patriots 20-18. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images) (credit:Christian Petersen via Getty Images)
AFC Championship - New England Patriots v Denver Broncos(02 of09)
Open Image ModalDENVER, CO - JANUARY 24: Running back C.J. Anderson #22 of the Denver Broncos rushes the football against the New England Patriots during the AFC Championship game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on January 24, 2016 in Denver, Colorado. The Broncos defeated the Patriots 20-18. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images) (credit:Christian Petersen via Getty Images)
AFC Championship - New England Patriots v Denver Broncos(03 of09)
Open Image ModalDENVER, CO - JANUARY 24: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots passes against the Denver Broncos in the AFC Championship game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on January 24, 2016 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Dustin Bradford/Getty Images) (credit:Dustin Bradford via Getty Images)
AFC Championship - New England Patriots v Denver Broncos(04 of09)
Open Image ModalDENVER, CO - JANUARY 24: General Manager and Executive Vice President of Football Operation for the Denver Broncos John Elway holds up the Lamar Hunt Trophy with former Bronco Terrell Davis after defeating the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on January 24, 2016 in Denver, Colorado. The Broncos defeated the Patriots 20-18. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images) (credit:Christian Petersen via Getty Images)
NFC Championship - Arizona Cardinals v Carolins Panthers(05 of09)
Open Image ModalCHARLOTTE, NC - JANUARY 24: Wide receiver Jerricho Cotchery #82 of the Carolina Panthers carries the ball during the NFC Championship Game against the Arizona Cardinals at Bank of America Stadium on January 24, 2016 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Ronald C. Modra/Sports Imagery/Getty Images) (credit:Ronald C. Modra/Sports Imagery via Getty Images)
NFC Championship - Arizona Cardinals v Carolins Panthers(06 of09)
Open Image ModalCHARLOTTE, NC - JANUARY 24: Robert McClain #27 of the Carolina Panthers deflects a pass intended for Larry Fitzgerald #11 of the Arizona Cardinals during the NFC Championship Game at Bank of America Stadium on January 24, 2016 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Ronald C. Modra/Sports Imagery/Getty Images) (credit:Ronald C. Modra/Sports Imagery via Getty Images)
NFC Championship - Arizona Cardinals v Carolina Panthers(07 of09)
Open Image ModalCHARLOTTE, NC - JANUARY 24: Darren Fells #85 of the Arizona Cardinals collides with Thomas Davis #58 and Luke Kuechly #59 of the Carolina Panthers during the NFC Championship Game at Bank of America Stadium on January 24, 2016 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Grant Halverson/Getty Images) (credit:Grant Halverson via Getty Images)
NFC Championship - Arizona Cardinals v Carolina Panthers(08 of09)
Open Image ModalCHARLOTTE, NC - JANUARY 24: Cam Newton #1 of the Carolina Panthers celebrates with teammates on the sideline in the fourth quarter against the Arizona Cardinals during the NFC Championship Game at Bank of America Stadium on January 24, 2016 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images) (credit:Streeter Lecka via Getty Images)
Super Bowl 50 - Carolina Panthers v Denver Broncos(09 of09)
Open Image ModalSANTA CLARA, CA - FEBRUARY 07: Cam Newton #1 of the Carolina Panthers warms up prior to Super Bowl 50 against the Denver Broncos at Levi's Stadium on February 7, 2016 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images) (credit:Ezra Shaw via Getty Images)