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The Wildest Swimwear From Miami Swim Week 2016

Can we even call them swimwear at this point?

Ah, Miami Swim Week, home to gaggles of bronzed, oiled-up models showcasing the latest and greatest in swimwear.

Well, kind of.

Here's the thing: a lot of what comes down the Miami Swim Week runway can hardly be considered swimwear (nude bodysuits a la Britney Spears "Toxic" video, anyone?), but that's exactly why we love the week-long extravaganza. After all, what fun is it seeing your average old bikinis and swim trunks coming down a runway if they're not over-the-top and outrageous?

So, for your viewing pleasure, we've roundup up the wildest swim looks to grace the runway this season.

You're welcome.

Cirone Swim
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Part Victoria's Secret runway, part flamenco dance costume.
Yas Couture
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Well, if we were to imagine couture swimwear, we guess this would be it.
Yas Couture
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Perfect for a "Gatsby"-themed pool party.
Mister Triple X
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
We sure hope that fanny pack is waterproof.
Mister Triple X
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Matrix meets beach.
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
We have no words for this one.
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Or the back.
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Futuristic swimwear has arrived, everyone.
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Kind of looks like what some celebs would wear on the red carpet.
BLUE LIFE and BEACH RIOT
John Parra via Getty Images
Tassels. That is all.
BLUE LIFE and BEACH RIOT
John Parra via Getty Images
Brings a whole new meaning to beach wedding, no?
Koco Blaq
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Feathers on swimwear = never a good idea.
Cirone Swim
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
HOLY HIGH-CUT BOTTOMS!!
Cirone Swim
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
We mean, you may as well just go topless at this point.
Mister Triple X
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Oh yes, and the guys' swimwear was just as wild.
Mister Triple X
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
For the man who can't decide which snakeskin print he likes best.
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Better hope that corset doesn't rust.
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Not gonna lie, this would actually make a really nice red carpet gown (so long as it had the actual gown attached).
G Saints
Fabiano Silva via Getty Images
Two words: tan lines.
G Saints
Fabiano Silva via Getty Images
Ditto.
Rocky Gathercole
Arun Nevader via Getty Images
Hey Rocky Gathercole, Britney Spears did it first.

To shop our fave swimsuits this season, check out the gallery below:

Swimsuits 2016
H&M Printed Swimsuit(01 of20)
Open Image Modal
$29.99. Available at H&M. (credit:H&M)
Club Monaco Marysia Broadway Maillot(02 of20)
Open Image Modal
$326. Available at Club Monaco. (credit:Club Monaco)
TRIANGL Coco - Stardust Serenade(03 of20)
Open Image Modal
$113.59. Available at northamerica.triangl.com. (credit:TRIANGL)
Cactus Underwire Bikini With Strings and Cactus Mix and Match Solid Swim Bottom(04 of20)
Open Image Modal
Top: $62. Bottoms: $3.99 (sale). Available at Addition Elle. (credit:Addition Elle)
Adrianne Ho x Simons La Mer Noire Logo One-Piece Swimsuit(05 of20)
Open Image Modal
$39.95 (sale). Available at Simons. (credit:Simons)
Forever 21 Off-The-Shoulder Bikini Top And Lace-Up Bottom(06 of20)
Open Image Modal
Top: $22.90. Bottoms: $22.90. Available at Forever 21. (credit:Forever 21)
COS Textured Bikini(07 of20)
Open Image Modal
Top: $35. Bottoms: $35. Available at COS. (credit:COS)
Ashley Graham x swimsuitsforall Spy Swimsuit(08 of20)
Open Image Modal
$109. Available at swimsuitsforall. (credit:swimsuitsforall)
Zara Halter Neck Swimsuit(09 of20)
Open Image Modal
$35.90. Available at Zara. (credit:Zara)
lululemon Tidal Flow Net Top and Be Cheeky Bottom(10 of20)
Open Image Modal
Top: $68. Bottoms: $58. Available at lululemon. (credit:Lululemon)
Cactus V Neck One Piece Swimsuit(11 of20)
Open Image Modal
$100. Available at Addition Elle. (credit:Addition Elle)
Ashley Graham x swimsuitsforall Double-Cross Siren Bikini(12 of20)
Open Image Modal
$109. Available at swimsuitsforall. (credit:swimsuitsforall)
J.Crew Gingham Seersucker Halter Bikini Top And High-Waist Bikini Bottom(13 of20)
Open Image Modal
Top: $49.99 (sale). Bottoms: $49.99. Available at J.Crew. (credit:J.Crew)
H&M Swimsuit With Bow(14 of20)
Open Image Modal
$39.99. Available at H&M. (credit:H&M)
Torrid Twist Front One Piece Swimsuit(15 of20)
Open Image Modal
$65.10 (sale). Available at Torrid. (credit:Torrid)
Ted Baker Keylaa Encyclopaedia Floral Halter Neck Swimsuit(16 of20)
Open Image Modal
$118. Available at Ted Baker. (credit:Ted Baker)
Same Swim The It Girl Halter Top And Tease Tie Side Bottom In Naturel/Blanc(17 of20)
Open Image Modal
Top: $195. Bottoms: $165. Available at sameswim.com. (credit:Same Swim)
Monday Swimwear St. Barths Top and Bottom(18 of20)
Open Image Modal
Top: $87. Bottoms: $75. Available at mondayswimwear.com. (credit:Monday Swimwear)
Saltwater Collective Vitamin Sea One-Piece(19 of20)
Open Image Modal
$94. Available at thesaltwatercollective.com. (credit:Saltwater Collective)
Pacific and Driftwood The Avry Lace-Up Swimsuit(20 of20)
Open Image Modal
$321. Available at Nasty Gal. (credit:Nasty Gal)

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