Whitehorse's city council is the next summer blockbuster.
While the premise seems absurd, it's the only reasonable explanation for what may very well be the most ridiculous commercial in Canadian history.
Set to the most dramatic music imaginable, Community Cable 9's ad for coverage of city council is interspersed with the most mundane images of councillors imaginable and dialogue that could dry paint.
The edge-of-your-seat climax comes at 0:24 when Mayor Dan Curtis boasts about finding an additional $15,000 for a museum's rec grant.
This clip has meme written all over it and Reddit is on the case. One hilarious Redditor has already set the commercial to Guile's theme from Street Fighter II.
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Best Canadian Commercials Of 2012
Double Double(01 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: A Double Double refers to a coffee (often from Tim Hortons) with two creams and two sugars. IN A SENTENCE: "Yes, hi, I'd like to order a Double Double."
Shit-Kickers(02 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS:Shit-Kickers are nicknames for cowboy boots. Hee Haw!IN A SENTENCE: "I can't go to the Calgary Stampede without my shit-kickers."
Kitty-Corner(03 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Something that is in a diagonal direction from something else. IN A SENTENCE: "The grocery store is kitty-corner to the school."
Chinook(04 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: A warm wind that blows east over the Canadian Rockies, warming up Calgary in the winter. IN A SENTENCE: "This chinook is giving me a headache."
Darts(05 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: A slang term for cigarettes IN A SENTENCE: "Get your darts out."
Stagette(06 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Stagette is another name for bachelorette party. IN A SENTENCE: "Are you heading out to that stagette this weekend? There's going to be a stripper."
Cowtown(07 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Cowtown is a nickname for Calgary.IN A SENTENCE: "I've been living in Cowtown my entire life."
Gitch/Gotch(08 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Another name for underwear used mainly in Saskatchewan and Manitoba and often referring to men's or boys' briefs. A gotch refers to women's underwear. IN A SENTENCE: "Pull your pants up, I can see your gitch."
Bedlamer(09 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: According to the Dictionary of Newfoundland, a bedlamer is a seal that is not yet mature.IN A SENTENCE: "This harp seal is giving me a hard time, it's such a bedlamer."
Toque(10 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: A toque is a hat most people wear during winter months. And sometimes, you will see this hat reappear in the summer. IN A SENTENCE: "Listen son, don't go out into this weather without your toque."
Matrimonial Cake(11 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: No, no one is getting married. In Western Canada, a matrimonial cake is another term for a date square or tart.IN A SENTENCE: "I wish this coffee shop had matrimonial cakes."
Rink Rat(12 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Someone who loves spending time on an ice rink. IN A SENTENCE: "I can't get any ice time, I have to deal with all these rink rats."
Homo Milk(13 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Slang for homogenized whole milk, but shockingly, this term is actually used on milk packaging. IN A SENTENCE: "When you go to the grocery store, don't forget to pick up the homo milk."
Two-Four(14 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Common slang for a case of 24 beers. IN A SENTENCE: "Are you heading to the beer store? Pick me up a 2-4 of Molson."
Pencil Crayon(15 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: The Canadian way of saying coloured pencil. IN A SENTENCE: "Do you have a pencil crayon in that pencil case?"
Pop(16 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Another word for soda. IN A SENTENCE: "That can of pop has 200 calories."
Washroom(17 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Another word for bathroom or restroom. IN A SENTENCE: "This washroom doesn't have any toilet paper."
Whaddya At(18 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Slang for "what are you doing" in Newfoundland.IN A SENTENCE: "Did you just get in? Whaddya at?"
Mickey(19 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: For the most part, a mickey is a flask-sized (or 375 ml) bottle of hard liqueur, but on the East Coast, a mickey is an airplane-sized bottle. IN A SENTENCE: "We're going out tonight, can someone grab a mickey."
Zed(20 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Not a slang term, but this is how Canadians pronounce the letter "Z". Not zee.
Deke(21 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: A hockey (surprise, surprise) technique when a player gets past their opponent by "faking it." It can also be used to replace the world detour. IN A SENTENCE: "I am going to deke into the store after work."
Hydro(22 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: Hydro refers to electricity, particularly on your energy bill. IN A SENTENCE: "My hydro bill went up $10 this month."
Toonie(23 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: A toonie is a $2 Canadian coin, which followed the cue of the loonie (named after the image of the aquatic bird that graces the $1 coin). IN A SENTENCE: "Hey buddy, can I borrow a toonie? I need to get a Double Double (see the next slide)."
Mountie(24 of246)
WHAT IT MEANS: A mountie is a nickname for a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. IN A SENTENCE: "Stop speeding, a mountie will catch you."
We Speak English And French, Not Canadian(72 of246)
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But We Don't All Speak French(73 of246)
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Or English(74 of246)
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We Didn't Make Celine Dion, Nickelback And Justin Bieber Famous. You Did(75 of246)
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We Don't All Know How To Ski/Skate/Dogsled(76 of246)
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Not All Of Us Like Hockey(77 of246)
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We Don't All Want To Move To America(78 of246)
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Our Mayors, For The Most Part, Don't (Allegedly) Smoke Crack(79 of246)
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We're Sick Of Emailing Fox News About This, So For The Last Bloody Time, The 9/11 Bombers Did NOT Cross Over From Canada!(80 of246)
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The Rock(81 of246)
Yes, Dwayne Johnson's father is Nova Scotia-born wrestler Rocky Johnson. As the first generation child of a Canadian, Johnson is eligible for Canadian citizenship. Johnson also played in the CFL for the Calgary Stampeders during the 1995 season, but was cut after two months. (credit:Getty)
James Doohan(82 of246)
Scottie was totally from Vancouver. (credit:Getty)
Emmanuelle Chriqui(83 of246)
The "Entourage" star was born in Montreal. (credit:AP)
Frank Gehry(84 of246)
The world-famous architect was born in Toronto. (credit:AP)
Rick Fox(85 of246)
The former NBA star was born in Toronto. (credit:Getty)
Norm Macdonald(86 of246)
The comedian is from Quebec City. Bonus points if you knew his brother is CBC journalist Neil Macdonald. (credit:Getty)
Nathan Fillion(87 of246)
The "Castle" and "Firefly" star was born in Edmonton. (credit:AP)
Ted Cruz(88 of246)
The potential Republican presidential nominee was born in Calgary. However, because his mother is American, U.S. officials have ruled that he would be eligible to run for the presidency. (credit:AP)
Men Without Hats(89 of246)
That's right, "Safety Dance" came from a Montreal group. (credit:YouTube)
Matt Groening(90 of246)
While born in Portland, Groening's father Homer was born in Main Centre, Saskatchewan and so Groening is eligible for citizenship. (credit:Getty)
Lorne Greene(91 of246)
The "Bonanza" star was born in Ottawa. (credit:Getty)
Brendan Fraser(92 of246)
While born in Indianapolis, both of "The Mummy" star's parents are Canadian and so he is entitled to Canadian citizenship.
Anna Paquin(93 of246)
The Oscar winning star of "True Blood" was born in in Winnipeg. (credit:Getty)
Kim Cattrall(94 of246)
While the "Sex and the City" star was actually born in in the U.K., she moved to Coutenay, B.C., when she was just an infant. (credit:Getty Images)
Mia Kirshner(95 of246)
"The L Word" star was born in Toronto. (credit:AP)
Carrie Anne Moss(96 of246)
The star of "The Matrix" was born in Burnaby, B.C. (credit:AP)
Eric McCormack(97 of246)
The "Will and Grace" star was born in Toronto. (credit:AP)
James Cameron(98 of246)
OK, you may have known this one already, but for some reason people are always forgetting that the "Titanic" and "Avatar" director was born in Kapuskasing, Ontario. (credit:AP)
Monty Hall(99 of246)
The original host of "Let's Make A Deal" was born in Winnipeg. (credit:Getty)
Honorary Mention - Tom Cruise(100 of246)
OK, so he was born in Syracuse, New York and his parents were both American, but the star of, well everything, went to school in Ottawa for several years in the early 1970s. It was in Ottawa that Cruise first became involved in acting, according to Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography. (credit:Getty)
Kathleen Wynne(101 of246)
Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne, Canada's first openly gay premier.
Scott Thompson(102 of246)
Actor and comedian, most famous for "The Kids in the Hall." (credit:Canadian Press)
Irshad Manji(103 of246)
Journalist, author, activist and blogger. (credit:Canadian press)
Ann-Marie MacDonald(105 of246)
Novelist, playwright and author (credit:Facebook/Ann-Marie MacDonald)
Adamo Ruggiero(106 of246)
Actor, best known for his role on "Degrassi: The Next Generation" (credit:Canadian Press)
David Clemmer(107 of246)
TV personality, stylist and chief executive (credit:Facebook/David Clemmer)
Jay Manuel(110 of246)
TV personality and make-up artist, most well known for role on "America's Next Top Model" (credit:Getty Images)
Seamus O'Regan(113 of246)
Broadcast journalist and possible political candidate. (credit:Canadian Press)
Glenn and David Dixon(115 of246)
Designers (credit:Facebook)
Trevor Boris(116 of246)
Comedian, well known for his job on MuchMusic's "Video on Trial." (credit:Canadian Press)
Wayson Choy(119 of246)
Author whose first novel, The Jade Peony, shared Ontario’s 1996 Trillium Prize with Margaret Atwood's Alias Grace. (credit:Canadian Press)
Tyler Brûlé(120 of246)
Journalist, columnist and magazine publisher (credit:Getty Images)
David Furnish(121 of246)
Filmmaker and writer. Married to singer Elton John (credit:Getty Images)
Steven Sabados and Chris Hyndman(122 of246)
Designers, style experts, TV hosts (credit:CBC)
Mark Tewksbury(126 of246)
Former Olympic swimmer, gold-medallist, author (credit:Handout)
Brian Orser(127 of246)
Figure skater, former Olympian and eight-time world champion (credit:Handout)
Sarah Vaillancourt(128 of246)
Member of Canada's gold medal-winning women's hockey team. (Pictured left) (credit:CP)
André Boisclair(129 of246)
Boisclair, former leader of the Parti Quebecois, was the first openly gay politician in Canada to win the leadership of a party with legislative representation. (credit:Canadian Press)
Aleksandar Antonijevic(130 of246)
National Ballet of Canada principal dancer (a.k.a. Romeo) and photographer Aleksandar Antonijevic. (credit:Handout)
George Smitherman(131 of246)
Politician, former Toronto mayoral candidate. (credit:Facebook)
Jeremy Podeswa(132 of246)
Director, best known for "The Five Senses" and "Fugitive Pieces." (credit:Getty Images)
Tommy Smythe(134 of246)
Interior designer and TV personality (credit:Facebook/Tommy Smythe)
Poutine(136 of246)
Poutine — French fries generously slathered in gravy and cheese curds — is a classic Canadian treat that is said to have originated in Quebec in the 1950s. Since then, it has been adapted in many weird and wonderful ways from gourmet versions with lobster and foie gras to —believe it or not — a doughnut version. It's also inspired a crop of trendy "poutineries" and a "poutition" to make it Canada's official national dish. (credit:Getty Images)
Ketchup Chips(137 of246)
There are some snacks that define a nation, but not many that taste good to only those who live there. What do we love? The fact they leave our fingers dyed red after we've had a whole bag. Ketchup has never tasted so salty, non-tomatoey and outright good. Our U.S. friends may go nutty over Doritos, but we love our ketchup chips.Did you know that Lay's dill pickle and Munchies snack mix are also exclusively Canadian? (credit:Facebook)
Maple Syrup(138 of246)
What could be more Canadian than syrup that comes from the maple tree, whose iconic leaf has come to symbolize Canada and its national pride? Quebec is the largest producer of maple syrup in the world, accounting for about 75 to 80 percent of the supply. Maple syrup — recently elevated to "superfood" status — is a classic sweet topping on pancakes and waffles. Still, that hasn't stopped some people from thinking of surprising savoury pairings such as maple-bacon doughnuts. (credit:Alamy)
Bacon(139 of246)
It's no secret that Canadians are obsessed with bacon. The delicious cured pork product can be made oh so many ways, including ever popular strip bacon and peameal bacon, often referred to as "Canadian bacon" abroad. In fact, Canadians are so passionate about their favourite food that many would probably choose it over sex. (credit:Getty Images)
Butter Tarts(140 of246)
A butter tart is a classic Canadian dessert made with butter, sugar, syrup and eggs — filled in a buttery (yes, more grease) pastry shell, and often includes either raisins or nuts. They can be runny or firm — so it's hard to mess them up when you're baking. Also, they never seem to go out of style. (credit:Wikimedia)
BeaverTail(141 of246)
BeaverTails, or Queues de Castor in French, is a famous trademarked treat made by a Canadian-based chain of pastry stands. The fried-dough treats are shaped to resemble real beaver tails and are often topped with chocolate, candy, and fruit. These Canadian delicacies go hand in hand with skiing, and even gained White House recognition during U.S. President Barack Obama's 2009 trip to Ottawa. (credit:Beaver Tail )
Game Meat(142 of246)
No one likes to think of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as dinner, but game meat is abundant in Canada and can be found in butchers, restaurants and homes across the country. Among other popular Canadian game is boar, bison, venison, caribou and rabbit. (credit:Getty Images)
B.C. Salmon(143 of246)
B.C. Pacific salmon — commercially fished or farmed — includes many different species such as Chinook, Chum, Coho, Sockeye, Cutthroat, Steelhead and Pink. They can vary in colour and taste from Atlantic salmon, and are found in fishmongers and restaurants across Canada. (credit:Facebook/Salmon Council )
Wild Blueberries(144 of246)
Believe it or not, Canada is the world's largest producer and exporter of wild blueberries, also known as “lowbush blueberries,” mostly grown in Quebec and the Atlantic provinces. (credit:Shutterstock)
Blueberry Blossom Honey(145 of246)
Bees also love our blueberry shrubs! Pollinating blueberry shrubs with honey bees more than doubles the potential yield of this very Canadian berry, according to Dutchman's Gold, which makes its honey from acres of blueberries growing in Ontario and New Brunswick. Although this honey is not actually blueberry flavoured, it does have a subtle aftertaste of the fruit. (credit:Alamy)
Oysters(146 of246)
Canadians can enjoy fresh oysters 12 months of the year. These famous little aphrodisiacs are plentiful on Canada's Atlantic and Pacific coasts, from New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia to British Columbia. (credit:AP)
Canadian Apples(147 of246)
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" may be an old English saying, but this nutritionally perfect food is quintessentially Canadian. Some of the most popular domestic varieties are McIntosh, Cortland, Gala, Fuji and Golden Delicious. According to Agriculture Canada, apples were first brought over to the country by European settlers in the 17th century. (credit:Shutterstock)
P.E.I. Potatoes(148 of246)
P.E.I. potatoes (such as Russet, White, Red and Yellow) are famous across Canada and around the world. Prince Edward Islanders have been growing potatoes since the late 1700s! Apparently they're superior because of the land's ideal growing conditions, including red, sandy soil that is rich in iron. (credit:Shutterstock)
Nova Scotia Lobster(149 of246)
The Atlantic province of Nova Scotia is world-renowned for its tasty crustaceans. They have some of the most fertile lobster fishing grounds on the planet. (credit:Shutterstock)
Alberta Beef(150 of246)
The popularity of Alberta beef might have been a little tainted by the unfortunate E-coli outbreak at XL Foods in 2012, but the province's AAA beef is considered among the best. Alberta is the cattle capital of Canada and according to the province's farmers, it has the fourth largest cattle herd in North America, behind Texas, Kansas and Nebraska.
Montreal Bagels(151 of246)
You can call them the New York bagels of Canada, but Montreal bagels are often smaller and sweeter in taste. These O-shaped baked breads are paired deliciously with lox and cream cheese. Calorie-wise, bagels are equivalent to about three or four slices of bread, but you still might want to eat more than just one. (credit:Flickr:BrownGuacamole)
Arctic Char(152 of246)
Arctic char is a freshwater fish species raised across Canada, in the Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and the Yukon Territory, according to Fisheries and Oceans Canada. Arctic char is a part of the salmon family, and looks similar to a salmon but is more genetically linked to trout. (credit:Getty Images)
Bannock(153 of246)
Bannock takes its name from a traditional Scottish flat bread, adopted by North American Natives, including Canada's Innuit. It's recently received some gourmet treatment in the culinary world, as a focaccia-like substitute for sandwiches. (credit:Wikipedia)
Kraft Dinner(154 of246)
Yes, Kraft Dinner is also Canadian. This dorm room staple and processed-cheese masterpiece has been dubbed a Canadian classic. And really, if you haven't tried a bowl of the instant comfort food yet, we recommend skipping the milk and going straight for the butter. (credit:Flickr:aveoree)
Newfoundland Screech(155 of246)
No, it's not a "Saved by the Bell" reference. Screech is a type of rum made in Jamaica, and bottled and aged in Newfoundland. It has a storied history dating back to early trade between Newfoundland and the West Indian island (when salt fish was shipped to Jamaica in exchange for rum.) We hear it tastes like any other rum, but it has an awesome name, doesn't it? (credit:Wikimedia)
Tourtière(156 of246)
Tourtière is a traditional spiced and savoury meat pie from Quebec, made with diced or ground pork, veal, or beef. This French Canadian delicacy is typically made around Christmas time, but eclectic foodies enjoy it all year round. (credit:Wikipedia)
Saskatoon Berries(157 of246)
Very similar to blueberries (but a fascinating alternative), Saskatoon berries are native to the Canadian Prairies, British Columbia and Northern Canada. They're also rich in antioxidants and considered one of the world's "superfruits." (credit:Wikimedia)
Tim Hortons "Double-Double"(158 of246)
A "Double-Double" has become somewhat of a popular slang term for Canadians. It refers to a coffee with two teaspoons of sugar and two teaspoons of cream. How popular is it? In 2011, Tim Hortons even released a "Double-Double" flavoured ice cream. (credit:Flickr:lifecreations)
Fiddleheads(159 of246)
Fiddleheads are curly, edible shoots of fern, often consumed in many provinces seasonally across the country. And like your mother always told you, eat your greens: Fiddleheads are high in potassium and vitamin C. (credit:Shutterstock)
Swiss Chalet Sauce(160 of246)
Canadian chain restaurant Swiss Chalet's rotisserie chicken and grilled ribs get a fair amount of attention, but there's always been something special about that secret sauce that people love to pour all over their food. What's in this sauce, you wonder? People have debated this point for a while and we're not exactly sure either. But we can assure you there are no milk, egg or fish products in it, (cue the vegetarian sigh of relief). But if you'e still not convinced, try making your own knock-off version. (credit:Flickr:Calgary Reviews)
Montreal Smoked Meat(161 of246)
Besides bagels, Montreal is also known for its kosher-style smoked meat. Schwartz's in particular has been using the same recipe of marinated spices and herbs in their smoked beef brisket for over 80 years. If you've never been, go early — the deli shop is usually packed with long line-ups.
Donairs(162 of246)
This classic East Coast late night food "is to Halifax what the banh mi is to Saigon, the jambon-beurre to Paris," says the Globe and Mail. Evolved from the Turkish doner kebab, it's typically made of spiced ground beef that has been shaped and pressed into a large loaf and then roasted on a spit, like shawarma and gyros. It's then usually served on flatbread with fresh tomatoes, raw onion and a sweet, garlicky sauce. (credit:Getty Images)
Cod Tongue(163 of246)
If you live in Newfoundland, you probably already know why cod tongue is a local treasure. Cod tongue is usually made by sautéing cod tongue with milk and flour, according to The Globe And Mail. (credit:Flickr:Karen V Bryan)
Pemmican(164 of246)
Kind of like jerky, pemmican is a type of dried meat often made from bison or moose. The meat is usually pounded into a powder and mixed with melted fat, berries and other edible bits. (credit:Flickr:jenarrr)
Foie gras(165 of246)
As controversial as it is, Canadian foie gras, particularly from Quebec, is a hot commodity. Foie gras, French for fat liver, is made of liver of a duck that has been through a process called gavage (force-feeding.) But some foie gras is made more ethically. (credit:Getty Images)
Oka Cheese(166 of246)
Oka cheese, a Quebec classic (named after the small village of Oka), is a semi-soft pressed cheese made with cow's milk. Oka's rind is often dark orange and has both a nutty and fruity flavour.
Sugar Pie(167 of246)
Sugar pie or tarte au sucre, is a common dish found in Quebec. These desserts are made with a flour pie crust and are often filled with butter, flour, cream and maple syrup. They can also be topped with fresh fruits and English cream. Check out this recipe from Canadian Living to make your own.
Coffee Crisp(168 of246)
When it comes to food, Canadians concede there's far more selection in the U.S. but we're fiercely proud of the candy bars that can only be found here. Coffee Crisp is a great example. Consisting of a crunchy wafer, milk chocolate coating and slightest hint of coffee flavouring, the chocolate bar is true to its marketing slogan of making 'a nice light snack' and is adored by all moms and seniors. Rumour has it they've been spotted in a few U.S. border town convenience stores. We want proof!
Caesar(169 of246)
It's the ideal summer drink and hair of the dog when you're hungover. The Caesar, Canada's favourite breakfast, lunch and evening cocktail is essentially a Bloody Mary with Clamato instead of tomato juice. Think of Clamato as a spicy tomato-clam juice. It's typically served with celery and lime in a celery salt-rimmed glass, and it's pretty amazing. (Pleaes don't call it a Bloody Caesar, because that's just wrong.) (credit:Alamy)
Sushi Pizza(170 of246)
Sushi pizza, a mini pizza-like creation of a fried rice cake topped with raw fish and spicy mayo, is commonly found in Japanese restaurants in major Canadian cities. Who actually started this trend? We'd love to know. We've heard restaurant owners and forums say Toronto — but sushi pizza has also been popping up in California. (credit:Flickr:madmarv00)
Blueberry Grunt(171 of246)
This popular Novia Scotia dessert is made from blueberries and flour dumplings — it's basically like a blueberry pie without the crust. Check out this recipe to make your own. (credit:Facebook)
Kinder Eggs(172 of246)
This two-in-one chocolate and surprise (talk about a win-win situation) wasn't really "invented" in Canada, but you won't find Kinder Surprise eggs in countries like the United States. In fact, even if you're thinking about smuggling some south of the border, you shouldn't. Last year, two men spent two hours in a detention centre after trying to bring these chocolate eggs illegally over the U.S. border. These treats have been banned in the States because of the potential choking hazard of the small toys. (credit:Flickr:zombieite)
Girl Guide Mint Cookies(173 of246)
Chocolate-covered mint cookies have come a long way for the Girl Guides of Canada. In 1995, this popular treat was first introduced to all provinces across the country and in 2003, they were produced in a nut- and peanut-free bakery. And sure, you can find mint cookies anywhere, but these cookies are certainly a Canadian tradition. (credit:Shutterstock)
Rappie Pie(174 of246)
Rappie pie is a traditional Acadian dish made from shredded potatoes, and sometimes, with meat and onions. Popular in Nova Scotia, this dish dates back to the 1700s. (credit:Flickr:H.L.I.T.)
Chokecherries(175 of246)
These cherries, also known as wild black cherries, are found in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, British Columbia, Quebec and Newfoundland. They are related to plums, peaches and apricots, and are commonly used in making juices, jams, jellies and wine, according to the Government of Manitoba. (credit:Flickr:Charles de Martigny)
Saskatchewan Lentils(176 of246)
Who knew that Saskatchewan is the world's largest exporter of green lentils? This nutritious little legume grows in pods and is one of the oldest cultivated crops on earth. They are often found in French, Indian and Middle Eastern cuisine and are perfect for wintry soups and stews. (credit:Shutterstock)
Sourdough In The Yukon(177 of246)
Sourdough bread is particularly popular in the Yukon. But up north, sourdough is made both into flapjacks and bread. In fact, the territory even celebrates a Sourdough Rendezvous festival every year with a bread baking contest and winter activities. (credit:Flickr:simplyla)
Purple Garlic(178 of246)
Garlic, which belongs to the onion family, is a cool-season crop and grown across Canada, but the purple varieties — found in Ontario and British Columbia — are more rare. (credit:Getty Images)
P.E.I. Mussels(179 of246)
Mussels cultured in the cool water surrounding Prince Edward Island are famous across North America. Cultured mussels are grown in mesh stockings that are suspended from ropes in the water, never touching the ocean floor. According to P.E.I. Tourism, this creates conditions ideal for growth, while giving these cultured mussels a sweet taste and tender, plumper consistency free of ocean grit. (credit:Getty Images)
President's Choice(180 of246)
There are few brands in Canada as reliable as President's Choice. Mr. Christie thinks he makes good cookies but nothing tops the Decadent, the brand's answer to Chips Ahoy. Kraft Dinner, in its familiar blue box, pales in comparison to PC's White Cheddar Mac & Cheese. It also doesn't hurt that nerdily-handsome Galen Weston (hearthrob of Canadian suburban housewives everywhere) is the pitchman for this iconic line of Canadian products. Why yes, Mr. Weston, I'd like some more Memories of Morocco Sweet And Spicy Sauce...
Mustard(181 of246)
Canada is the largest exporter and the second largest producer of mustard seed in the world, accounting for 75-80 per cent of all mustard exports worldwide, according to the Canadian Special Crops Association. Who knew? Apparently, Canada's climate provides ideal growing conditions for the spicy crop. (credit:Shutterstock)
Our Milk!(182 of246)
It completes your morning bowl of cereal, can quench thirst and is the perfect companion to chocolate chip cookies. Milk, dear readers, is an all around amazing drink. And grabbing a glass of the white stuff in Canada is unlike anything you'll be able to experience in many other countries. That's because there are no unnatural hormones in our dairy products (so concerns about negative side effects simply doesn't exist), and we serve the beverage in a plastic bag, which, frankly, is far more convenient and environmentally friendly than cardboard containers (the baggies can be reused as makeshift lunch bags!). (Photos Shutterstock) (credit:Shutterstock)
Saying No To Joining America(183 of246)
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FoxTrax Or That Stupid Glowing Puck(184 of246)
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1812(185 of246)
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Cuba(186 of246)
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Vietnam(187 of246)
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Iraq(188 of246)
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The Whole Debt Thing(189 of246)
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Campaign Finance(190 of246)
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Les Stroud aka 'Survivorman'(191 of246)
Many Canadians will point to the fact that Superman has a strong connection to the Great White North, but we'd like to reintroduce you to the real thing. 'Survivorman', while it was on in the late 2000s, showcased Les Stroud, a gritty Canadian who shot his own show in snow, sleet, heat and rain with nothing but random household objects and a trusty knife. We like to think that in a country that's increasingly urban, the outback is still our domain. Les, he's the best of us.
Cheaper Drugs(192 of246)
Overall, Americans can save 24 per cent if they buy their drugs from online Canadian pharmacies versus filling their prescriptions at home, according to a study published in the Annals of Internal Medicine. The study sought to find out why so many U.S. citizens have been taking advantage of the deep discounts north of the border, and the results showed dramatic savings across the board. "Forty-one of the 44 brand-name medications examined were less expensive in Canada." Canucks are proud of their health-care system and easier access -- in this case financially -- to pharmaceuticals. (Photo Alamy)
Our Ties To The Monarchy(193 of246)
The debate on whether we should cut ties to the monarchy was all but quashed last year after the outpouring of pomp and pageantry -- in Canada -- around the royal wedding. Canadians embraced the nuptials as if Prince William was their own and turned out in droves to see the newlyweds during their cross-country tour last July. From trying to get Pippa's butt to putting in their two cents on whether Prince Charles deserves the throne, Canadians love their Queen and all of the gossip that goes with her. (Photo Rex Features) (credit:Rex Features)
Better View At Niagara Falls(194 of246)
Undoubtedly one of North America's natural wonders, the power and beauty of Niagara Falls never ceases to amaze, whether it's your first trip or 100th. Luckily for Canucks, the best place to view the falls is on the 'Canadian side'. That's right, busloads of tourists from around the world flood the observation areas near the falls in Ontario every day to snap the perfect picture for their Facebook profile. Do Americans bother to cross the border for the better view? You betcha. Just look out for the person using 'eh' at awkward times. (Photo Shutterstock) (credit:Shutterstock)
We Love Seeing Our World(195 of246)
About 56 per cent of Canadians have a passport while just 37 per cent of Americans do. While the majority of Canadians haven't been to countries like Azerbaijan, they do take pride in seeing the world and it's difficult to not run into a Canadian while travelling abroad. A story by TechCrunch claims more Americans have a Facebook page than a passport. Perhaps they prefer to view the travel photos of their friends online than to actually see sights for themselves... (Photo CP)
Limits To Election Spending(196 of246)
Canada limits corporate influence on our electoral process via spending limits on political donations and third-party advertising. The 2010 decision by the U.S. Supreme Court to strike down similar campaign finance laws in that country -- on grounds they violate the free-speech right of corporations -- poses a serious threat to democracy and the integrity of future elections in America. (AFP/Getty Images) (credit:AFP/Getty Images)
Better Cities(197 of246)
Ours might be smaller and fewer in number but Canadian cities consistently rank above American cities on livability. In the most recent Mercer survey of livable cities, Canadian cities took 4th, 14th, and 15th place, while the highest-ranked American city was 33rd. (Photo Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Best Place To Do Business?(198 of246)
According to Forbes, Canada is the best country in the world to do business and it's not because of the climate. Chalk it up to a lower corporate tax rate, excellent infrastructure and a well-educated populace. The U.S. and Europe's recent economic woes don't help them either. (Photo CP) (credit:CP)
Social Mobility(199 of246)
Canada has greater social mobility. If you are born into the poorest 10 per cent, your odds of making it to the richest 10 per cent are considerably better in Canada than in the U.S. In other words, it's easier to realize the American Dream in Canada than it is in the U.S. (Shutterstock) (credit:Shutterstock)
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Canadian Anthem(201 of246)
When it comes to national anthems, we've always had a bit of an inferiority complex (the maple leaf is not a banner spangled in stars). But according to new research, our simple and quaint pro-Canuck ballad "O, Canada" is among the world's finest. We even trump the Americans and Brits. So what if you can't remember all the words? This is an anthem worth singing. (Photo Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Maternity Leave(202 of246)
Having a baby is hard work. And many women around the world aren't given the amount of time off they deserve post-delivery. But here in Canada, the true north strong and free, a lady can take up to a full year of paid maternity leave (17 weeks at 55 per cent of their salary and an additional 35 weeks after that). This contrasts vastly with The United States, Papua New Guinea, Swaziland, Liberia and Lesotho who provide no type of financial support for new mothers. (Alamy)
Our Air!(203 of246)
Take a deep breath in... and slowly exhale it out. Do you smell that? You may not, but that's the scent of clean air flowing through your lungs. According to new research, Canada rates tops in air quality (meaning you can say "ta ta" to stinky smog and gross pollution. [Ed. Note unless you live in smog-heavy Toronto]). In fact, while the U.S. averages 18 micrograms of particulate matter per cubic metre of air, Canada averages only 13 micrograms. That also decreases our risk of developing bad air-induced health conditions like allergies. Now once again and all together now: inhale... (Photo Alamy) (credit:alamy)
We Can Go To Cuba(204 of246)
A decades-long U.S. trade embargo on evil 'Communist' Cuba means that that island's beaches and resorts have long been free of American tourists. Canadians, needing an escape from long winters have been flocking to the island for decades now. Since the collapse of the Soviet Union, Canada has also been a crucial trading partner of the island country. (Photo Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Joe Fresh(205 of246)
Many people think Canada is a country of citizens who don plaid, beaver tails and fur all year round. (We also, obviously, live in igloos.) So thank goodness for Joseph Mimran, the fashion powerhouse who is behind one of Canada's biggest and most popular clothing exports: Joe Fresh. His bright, colourful and decidedly on-trend collections are showing the world what Canada has to offer sartorially (which is not limited to some hipsterish version of a lumberjack). (Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Canadian Music(206 of246)
Once a 44.5 kg weakling, The Great White North punches way above its weight class in the music world. A few decades ago, only a rare few Canadian musicians managed to establish international careers. But the rise of government funding for music and CanCon radio regulations supporting domestic tunes developed our homegrown scene until it was strong enough to lead a post-millennial Canadian Invasion. Nowadays we claim the world's biggest artists in almost any imaginable genre - Arcade Fire, Justin Bieber, Feist, Drake, Michael Buble, Deadmau5, Metric, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Nickelback, Diana Krall, etc. Don't tell the Republicans, but we can thank "socialism" for all that money, money, money these musicians are making. (Photos By Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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Girl Wearing This In March(209 of246)
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Home Too Soon(210 of246)
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Socks And Sandles(211 of246)
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Premature Patio Beers(212 of246)
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Vancouver In March(214 of246)
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Snow In April(216 of246)
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Things You Don't Want To Say To A Canadian(217 of246)
Canadians are normally pretty nice but there are things you just don't want to say to a Canadian... (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Nathan Denette) (credit:AP)
This looks like Monopoly money!(218 of246)
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Hey you're from Canada? Do you know my friend Doug?(219 of246)
You lost the War of 1812, right?(220 of246)
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Polar bears rooting through your garbage at night must be pretty irritating.(221 of246)
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Do you guys all ski to work and stuff?(222 of246)
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Do you have cable / internet / random technology in Canada?(223 of246)
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You all speak French right?(224 of246)
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What part of America are you from?(225 of246)
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Is Vancouver / Edmonton / Calgary close to Toronto?(226 of246)
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Do you have a president?(227 of246)
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Say "aboot" for me(228 of246)
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Just Got Netflix... U.S. Selection Is WAY Better.(229 of246)
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When I Travel Abroad, Locals Think I’m American.(230 of246)
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When I Type '?,' It Comes Out As 'É'(231 of246)
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Loonie Is At Par With U.S. Dollar... Prices Aren’t Adjusted.(232 of246)
It’s Roll Up The Rim Season... Another Dud.(233 of246)
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Uses Canadian Spelling... Gets Corrected By U.S. Spell-Checker.(234 of246)
Goes To Buy A Chocolate Bar... They're Out Of Coffee Crisp.(235 of246)
Asks For A Double-Double... U.S. Cashier Doesn't Understand.(236 of246)
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Tried To Watch Video Online... Geoblocked!(237 of246)
Paid $1.98 Charge With A Toonie... Got No Change.(238 of246)
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Site Asks For ZIP Code And State... What, No Postal Codes?(239 of246)
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An Odd Duck(240 of246)
Canadian English is an odd duck, a weird amalgam of American English and our British roots. Throw in some minor influences from First Nations languages, French and other immigrant tongues and you've got yourself a quirky variant. Here's a look at some of the things that make Canadian English unique. (credit:Shutterstock)
The Metric/Imperial Divide(241 of246)
Canada switched over to the metric system decades ago, while the U.S. is one of the few countries that still use the imperial system. Old habits die hard though and even younger Canadians still use the old imperial system for measurements like height and weight. Most Canadians aren't a big fan of Fahrenheit to tell the temperature though. (credit:Shutterstock)
The Toque(242 of246)
This man is wearing a tuque. Virtually all Canadians know and use the word... south of the border words like beanie or cap prevail. There are at least three ways to spell the damn word too. We've seen touque or tuque as well.. Took is just plain wrong. (credit:Shutterstock)
Come Sled Away(243 of246)
Actually that should be toboggan. The word has roots in French and Mik'maq which is probably why many Canadians prefer this word to the more prosaic sled. (credit:Shutterstock)
Be True To Your School(244 of246)
American kids go to college while Canadian kids go to either college or university. We're not sure why. That's just the way it is. Also, Americans are more likely to use terms like freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. Try that on a Canadian campus and you just might get a blank stare. (credit:Alamy)
Chesterfield?(245 of246)
Canadians know you can sit on a Chesterfield. Americans probably wonder why we'd sit on an old British guy. (credit:Shutterstock)
Boozy Words(246 of246)
Two-four, mickey, twenty-sixer. If you're a Canadian who drinks all these words will be familiar. You'll get a blank stare if you use them anywhere else in the world. (credit:Shutterstock)