23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (Oct. 27-Nov. 3)

'Husband is 100% more stressed about this game than he was both times I gave birth'
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Senior Lifestyle Reporter, HuffPost

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Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary, mundane moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.

Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:

Marky Mark gave me very unrealistic expectations in the 90s about what my future husband would look like in boxer briefs.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) October 30, 2025

When I was 28 and saw my boyfriend's bedroom for the first time which consisted of a twin bed, 2 drawer dresser, skateboard, and fluorescent lighting and said to myself "this is the man I'm gonna marry"

— Marisa Baldassaro (@Nerdspringbreak) November 2, 2025

Sometimes I feel like just a guest in the house that all my wife’s and daughter’s stray hairs own.

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) November 3, 2025

@itsmadisonryan/Threads

@jduffyrice.bsky.social/Bluesky

@premcyy/Threads

@sundaedivine.bsky.social/Bluesky

@the.caterpillar.project/Threads

@notalawyer.bsky.social/Bluesky

@jeremykaplowitz.com/Bluesky

@moozorz/Threads

When my kid shows me endless youtube shorts: omg make it stop

When I show my husband a presentation of little videos: this is different

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 2, 2025

My girlfriend caught the wedding bouquet pic.twitter.com/8U75X6Zd3s

— East Village Guy (@eastvillageguy) November 2, 2025

Me: Oh, you’re using THAT shaver?

Husband: *shaving face*
Yeah, why?

Me: *flashback to me shaving around dog’s butt with that shaver*
No reason.

— Darla (@ddsmidt) November 2, 2025

@carberry.deals/Bluesky

@maggieastor.bsky.social/Bluesky

@courtneymilan.com/Bluesky

@holybible.bsky.social/Bluesky

@murderxbryan.bsky.social/Bluesky

@thisone0verhere.bsky.social/Bluesky

@eyepatchguy.bsky.social/Bluesky

@weeder.bsky.social/Bluesky

@leavittalone.bsky.social/Bluesky
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