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Easy Halloween Makeup Looks Using Products You Already Own

Allow your very own makeup bag to help you this Halloween.
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Warning: this is not a tutorial for the diehard Halloween fan (you know, the one who knows exactly what they’re going as before pool season has even ended).

This is for the girl who, up until the night before All Hallows eve, has no clue if she’s even going out. If that’s you and you’re suddenly scrambling for a last-minute costume, we have a few little makeup tricks that might help your cause.

To help us dream up some Halloween makeup looks that are surprisingly easy to execute, we recruited the assistance of celebrity makeup artist, Tami El Sombati. She’s been entrusted with the faces of Drake, Jane Lynch and The Weekend, amongst others, so she kind of knows what she’s talking about.

Besides the fact that we’re about to show you how to transform yourself into the most darling little deer, the best part is, you can create these looks with cosmetics you likely already own:

What you’ll need:

•White eyeliner

•Black eyeliner

•Eyebrow pencil

•Foundation

•Dark bronzer

•Brown eye shadow

•Highlighter

•Fake eyelashes (optional)

Step 1: Apply foundation as you normally would. Once you have a nice, even canvas, create an outline under your eyes (refer to image) using your black eyeliner and a winged liner look on your upper lashes. Use the same black eyeliner to colour in the tip of your nose to resemble a dainty little nose.

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Step 2: Fill in the outline you created under your eyes with your white eyeliner.

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Step 3: Contour your nose heavily using white liner, blending it out as you move up your nose. Use a dark brown eye shadow to contour the sides of your nose, also blending it out into the eyebrows. The contour lines should look a little harsh here so don’t be alarmed or assume you’re doing something wrong.

Step 4: Contour your cheeks using your dark bronzer and add highlighter on the area just under your eyes, forehead and right above the cupid’s bow (above your lip).

Step 5. Finish your look using white eyeliner to create a few spots on either side of your temples and cheekbones.

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What you’ll need:

•White eyeliner

•Black eyeliner

•Foundation

•Highlighter

•Bronzer

•Blush

•Fake lashes (optional)

Step 1: After you’ve applied your foundation, create a winged liner or a cat eye using your black eyeliner. Line your lower lashes and extend the liner a little past the inner corner of your eye for a more dramatic shape.

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Step 2: Contour your cheeks using bronzer, highlighter and blush.

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Step 3: Apply foundation on your lips so they almost blend in with your skin tone.

Step 4: Use black eyeliner to fill in the tip of your nose to resemble a cat’s muzzle. Fill in your upper lip using black liner and draw a thin black vertical line to connect it to your nose . Complete your feline look with a few black dots on either side of your upper lip to mimic whiskers.

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What you’ll need:

•White eyeliner

•Black eyeliner

•Foundation

•Bright pink blush

•Pink lipstick

•Fake lashes

Step 1: Draw two half circles directly under your eye using white eyeliner. Line the half circles with your black eyeliner and draw in four or five faux lower lashes. Create a winged liner on the upper lashes - much like we’ve done for the previous looks.

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Step 2: Apply foundation and highlight cheeks with a bright pink blush. You want to use a shade that really stands out here.

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Step 3:. Select a bright pink lipstick and apply it to the center of your lips to create a puckered look.

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What you’ll need:

•Black eyeliner

•White eyeliner

•Light blue pigmented eyeliner

•Red lipstick

•Foundation

•Fake lashes

Step 1: As always, apply your foundation so you have an even canvas to work with. Start by drawing in thick eyebrows that hook upwards.

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Step 2: Use black liner to create the desired markings on the nose, cheeks, chin and lip. You also want to line your entire jaw from ear to ear.

Step 3: Apply lipstick and use your white liner to create accents within your lip to imitate a glossy lip.

Step 4: Draw in teardrops using black liner and fill them in with a heavily pigmented blue liner, using your white liner to mimic shine.

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A Knight To Remember(183 of219)
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EEEEWWWWWW.
???(184 of219)
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Just in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween. (credit:Unionversity.com)
The "Biggest Show On Earth"(185 of219)
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Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch.(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"(186 of219)
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The commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (credit:Halloween 31)
Used Pad Man(187 of219)
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Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow. (credit:via Reddit)
Trash Can Baby(188 of219)
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He has low self-esteem. (credit:via WTFCostumes)
Birthing Woman(189 of219)
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Now your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long. (credit:via Multiply)
Franzia(190 of219)
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Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever. (credit:via eBaum's World)
Hung Like A Horse(191 of219)
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Real subtle. (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Vibrator(192 of219)
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Dild'oh! (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Toilet Time(193 of219)
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These guys must really, really love each other. (credit:via Virgin Media)
Penis Man(194 of219)
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In case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year. (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(195 of219)
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We feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night. (credit:Yandy)
The Human Centipede(196 of219)
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Halloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume. (credit:via Fazy Luckers)
Vagina Dentata(197 of219)
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A feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere. (credit:via Regretsy)
Unkempt Lifeguard?(198 of219)
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WHY? (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Beer Dispensing Boobs(199 of219)
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Let's see the St. Pauly Girl do this. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Rub Me" Genie(200 of219)
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More like Alad-don't. (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Hitler?!(201 of219)
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We've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (credit:Daily Hitler)
Snake Charmer(202 of219)
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Sometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume. (credit:via Amazon)
Furries??(203 of219)
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We're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW. (credit:via Picture Is Unrelated)
Breathalyzer Test(204 of219)
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It's getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point. (credit:vVery Demotivational)
Nuts And Bolts(205 of219)
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She's right to throw her hands up like that. (credit:Blogorelli)
Ball Pit(206 of219)
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Hopefully he won't find any used band-aids in there. (credit:Izismile)
Toilet Paper(207 of219)
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This one will be useful for all the TPing later. (credit:Make Zine)
"Wet T-Shirt" Costume(208 of219)
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Is it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet T-shirt and risk getting on "Girls Gone Wild?"
BP Oil Spill(209 of219)
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Maybe they're actually dressing up as this Onion article: "It's Nice We Can Finally Look Back On That Whole Oil Spill And Laugh." (credit:Funny Junk)
Sexy "Nemo" Costume(210 of219)
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Dreams really do come true! (credit:Yandy.com)
Paralyzed Superman(211 of219)
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This will forever be too soon. (credit:Costume Fail)
"Rasta Man" Costumes(212 of219)
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We wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Chastity Belt & Key(213 of219)
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Unlock the key to her ... stomach vagina? (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
"Sexy" Monopoly(214 of219)
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Thanks for ruining childhood game night.
Petting Zoo(215 of219)
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For when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Down For The Count"(216 of219)
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You know a costume is bad when you have to repeat a pun just for anyone to get it.(Thanks for the tip, Jay!)
Jane Doe DOA(217 of219)
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This description speaks for itself (full of typos):"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."(Thanks, Belinda!)
Spank His Monkey(218 of219)
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Just 25 cents?
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(219 of219)
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OK, now we're just confused.

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