"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes(01 of69)
Open Image ModalOn second thought, maybe they should cut funding to PBS. (credit:Yandy)
"Ring Toss" Costume(02 of69)
Open Image ModalThe hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst. (credit:BuyCostumes)
The Nip Slip(03 of69)
Open Image ModalIs it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose? (credit:Camp Blood)
Condom Dispenser(04 of69)
Open Image ModalAt least he's promoting safe sex. (credit:Scare Pros)
Female Inflatable Doll(05 of69)
Open Image ModalYeah... This could get awkward. (credit:BuyCostumes)
Walking Sex(06 of69)
Open Image ModalNow you can make people uncomfortable all night long. (credit:Brands On Sale)
"Anna Rexia" Costume(07 of69)
Open Image ModalBecause eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Just A Penis(08 of69)
Open Image ModalWord to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk. (credit:via Regretsy)
Giant Boob(09 of69)
Open Image ModalAt least he knows what he is. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Google Boobs(10 of69)
Open Image ModalFeeling lucky? (credit:Costume Fail)
Middle Finger(11 of69)
Open Image ModalFacial expression not included. (credit:Amazon.com)
"Anita Sedative" Costume(12 of69)
Open Image ModalWhen you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints. (credit:Yandy.com)
"Happy Morning" Costume(13 of69)
Open Image ModalIt's not surprising that this one's on clearance for $7.99.
Pussy Magnet(14 of69)
Open Image ModalWe sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats. (credit:Prank Place)
Holy Sh*t(15 of69)
Open Image ModalDon't worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from. (credit:via Buy Costumes)
Free Mammograms(16 of69)
Open Image ModalAs long as there's no copay. (credit:via Asshole Verdict)
Mangina(17 of69)
Open Image ModalIf you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
Naked Grandmother(18 of69)
Open Image ModalWhy is the blacked-out tooth part of it? (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
"The Shocker" Costume(19 of69)
Open Image ModalMake sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you're a complete douche.
Tampax(20 of69)
Open Image ModalLadies? (credit:via Funny Junk)
Heartbreak Clown Thong(21 of69)
Open Image ModalDressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier? (credit:via Regretsy)
Sexy American Indian(22 of69)
Open Image ModalPocahantas didn't even dress this sexy. (credit:Buy.com)
"Dept. Of Erections" Costume(23 of69)
Open Image ModalFor a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
"Beastiality" Costume(24 of69)
Open Image ModalNo more beer for this guy.
Poop(25 of69)
Open Image ModalLooking like sh*t has never been so cute. (credit:via Etsy)
Banana Flasher(26 of69)
Open Image ModalOf all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening. (credit:Via Halloween 31)
"Droopers" Costume(27 of69)
Open Image ModalWould you take a shot with this guy?
"Sperm Man" Costume(28 of69)
Open Image ModalWe don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
The 69(29 of69)
Open Image ModalFor those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long. (credit:via Reddit))
A Knight To Remember(30 of69)
Open Image ModalEEEEWWWWWW.
???(31 of69)
Open Image ModalJust in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween. (credit:Unionversity.com)
The "Biggest Show On Earth"(32 of69)
Open Image ModalNothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch.(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"(33 of69)
Open Image ModalThe commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (credit:Halloween 31)
Used Pad Man(34 of69)
Open Image ModalSteady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow. (credit:via Reddit)
Trash Can Baby(35 of69)
Open Image ModalHe has low self-esteem. (credit:via WTFCostumes)
Birthing Woman(36 of69)
Open Image ModalNow your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long. (credit:via Multiply)
Franzia(37 of69)
Open Image ModalWine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever. (credit:via eBaum's World)
Hung Like A Horse(38 of69)
Open Image ModalReal subtle. (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Vibrator(39 of69)
Open Image ModalDild'oh! (credit:Zoogster Costumes)
Toilet Time(40 of69)
Open Image ModalThese guys must really, really love each other. (credit:via Virgin Media)
Penis Man(41 of69)
Open Image ModalIn case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year. (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(42 of69)
Open Image ModalWe feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night. (credit:Yandy)
The Human Centipede(43 of69)
Open Image ModalHalloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume. (credit:via Fazy Luckers)
Vagina Dentata(44 of69)
Open Image ModalA feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere. (credit:via Regretsy)
Unkempt Lifeguard?(45 of69)
Open Image ModalWHY? (credit:My Cheap Costume)
"Zombie Fetus" Costume(46 of69)
Open Image ModalWhen you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it's best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it's a dead baby but she's cool with it.
Beer Dispensing Boobs(47 of69)
Open Image ModalLet's see the St. Pauly Girl do this. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Rub Me" Genie(48 of69)
Open Image ModalMore like Alad-don't. (credit:My Cheap Costume)
Hitler?!(49 of69)
Open Image ModalWe've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (credit:Daily Hitler)
Snake Charmer(50 of69)
Open Image ModalSometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume. (credit:via Amazon)
Furries??(51 of69)
Open Image ModalWe're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW. (credit:via Picture Is Unrelated)
Breathalyzer Test(52 of69)
Open Image ModalIt's getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point. (credit:vVery Demotivational)
Nuts And Bolts(53 of69)
Open Image ModalShe's right to throw her hands up like that. (credit:Blogorelli)
Ball Pit(54 of69)
Open Image ModalHopefully he won't find any used band-aids in there. (credit:Izismile)
Toilet Paper(55 of69)
Open Image ModalThis one will be useful for all the TPing later. (credit:Make Zine)
"Wet T-Shirt" Costume(56 of69)
Open Image ModalIs it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet T-shirt and risk getting on "Girls Gone Wild?"
"Sexy" Cookie Monster?(57 of69)
Open Image ModalThere are some things that just should never be made into a "sexy" Halloween costume. Cookie Monster is definitely one of them. (credit:Via Best Week Ever)
BP Oil Spill(58 of69)
Open Image ModalSexy "Nemo" Costume(59 of69)
Open Image ModalDreams really do come true! (credit:Yandy.com)
Paralyzed Superman(60 of69)
Open Image ModalThis will forever be too soon. (credit:Costume Fail)
"Rasta Man" Costumes(61 of69)
Open Image ModalWe wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Sexy Unicorns(62 of69)
Open Image ModalThanks for ruining unicorns for everyone.
Chastity Belt & Key(63 of69)
Open Image ModalUnlock the key to her ... stomach vagina? (credit:via The Colonial Footsoldier)
"Sexy" Monopoly(64 of69)
Open Image ModalThanks for ruining childhood game night.
Petting Zoo(65 of69)
Open Image ModalFor when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night. (credit:Moon Costumes)
"Down For The Count"(66 of69)
Open Image ModalYou know a costume is bad when you have to repeat a pun just for anyone to get it.(Thanks for the tip, Jay!)
Jane Doe DOA(67 of69)
Open Image ModalThis description speaks for itself (full of typos):"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."(Thanks, Belinda!)
Spank His Monkey(68 of69)
Open Image ModalJust 25 cents?
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(69 of69)
Open Image ModalOK, now we're just confused.