File this under: too perfect to be true.
A pair of men trying to smuggle 20 pounds of marijuana from Las Vegas to Montana called 911 on themselves, apparently paranoid they were being followed by unmarked police cars (they weren’t).
Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23, called an emergency dispatcher in Rexburg, Idaho, and accidentally turned themselves in. The incident happened a year ago, but authorities released audio of the 911 call Wednesday.
“Hi, we’re the two dumbasses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border,” Ayala-Doliente said in the call, obtained by East Idaho News.
“All your cops are driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like you to end this.”
He told the dispatcher where they were and a marked police unit was sent.
Thinking they were already surrounded, Ayala-Doliente said they’d left the car and tried to flag cops down, but it didn’t work. “You want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice or what?” he said.
When officers arrived, the two already had their hands behind their heads. “We got caught and we’re surrendering,” they told police.
Both men were charged with one felony count of trafficking marijuana.
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50: Snoop Lion(01 of50)
“It makes me feel the way I need to feel.” (credit:Koen van Weel/AFP/Getty Images)
48: Oliver Stone(03 of50)
“I went to Vietnam, and I was there for a long time. [Using marijuana] made the difference between staying human or, as Michael Douglas said, becoming a beast.” (credit:YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/AFP/Getty Images)
47: Rihanna(04 of50)
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46: Hugh Hefner(05 of50)
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45: Miley Cyrus(06 of50)
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44: Bryan Cranston(07 of50)
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43: Robert Downey Jr(08 of50)
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42: Madonna(09 of50)
41: Johnny Depp(10 of50)
40: Phil Jackson(11 of50)
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39: Sarah Palin(12 of50)
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38: Justin Bieber(13 of50)
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37: Maya Angelou(14 of50)
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36: Lincoln Chafee(15 of50)
35: Matt Damon(16 of50)
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34: Conan O'Brien(17 of50)
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33: Susan Sarandon(18 of50)
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31: John Hickenlooper(20 of50)
30: Seth MacFarlane(21 of50)
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29: Martha Stewart(22 of50)
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28: Angelina Jolie(23 of50)
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27: Morgan Freeman(24 of50)
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26: David Letterman(25 of50)
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25: Jennifer Aniston(26 of50)
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24: Michael Phelps(27 of50)
23: Tom Brokaw(28 of50)
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22: Ted Turner(29 of50)
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21: Brad Pitt(30 of50)
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20: Lady Gaga(31 of50)
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19: Michael Bloomberg(32 of50)
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18: George Clooney(33 of50)
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17: Rush Limbaugh(34 of50)
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16: LeBron James(35 of50)
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15: Sanjay Gupta(36 of50)
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14: Rand Paul(37 of50)
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13: Andrew Cuomo(38 of50)
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12: George W. Bush(39 of50)
11: Bill Gates(40 of50)
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10: Bill Maher(41 of50)
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9: George Soros(42 of50)
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8: John Kerry(43 of50)
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7: Jay Z(44 of50)
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6: Jon Stewart(45 of50)
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5: Stephen Colbert(46 of50)
4: Clarence Thomas(47 of50)
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3: Bill Clinton(48 of50)
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2: Oprah Winfrey(49 of50)
1: Barack Obama(50 of50)
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