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À peu près personne ne parle de la «vraie» réalité des francophones hors-Québec. C'est l'indifférence générale, même au Québec.
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La prochaine fois qu'on vous invitera à fêter en 2017 ce «beau-et-grand-bilingue-pays-dont-nous-devons-être-fiers-après-150-ans», souvenez-vous du cri du cœur de la présidente de la Fédération des communautés francophones et acadiennes (FCFA), Marie-France Kenny, devant le Comité des langues officielles de la Chambre des Communes du Canada, la semaine dernière...

Normalement, les représentants et représentantes des minorités francophones hors-Québec se distinguent par leur modération quand vient le temps de parler des ravages de l'assimilation et des trop maigres ressources consenties par leurs gouvernements (provinciaux, territoriaux et fédéral) pour les seconder dans leurs efforts - souvent héroïques - visant à assurer la pérennité de la langue et de la culture françaises loin du foyer national québécois.

On ne peut guère les blâmer d'être prudents dans leurs propos. Ils comptent presque tous sur des fonds publics qu'ils ne contrôlent pas pour faire fonctionner leurs associations et activités. Ce sont des argents auxquels ils ont droit, et une bien faible compensation pour les persécutions subies durant le premier centenaire de la Confédération, mais on verse trop souvent ces sommes au compte-gouttes - en n'oubliant pas de leur rappeler quelles mains les nourrissent.

Or Mme Kenny, étant présidente sortante de la FCFA et ne se représentant pas, dispose sans doute d'une liberté de parole bonifiée. Elle n'a pas voulu quitter son poste en emportant silencieusement avec elle le bagage d'horreurs que doit traîner tout dirigeant francophone hors-Québec dans ses relations avec les autorités anglophones et des majorités largement indifférentes - quand elles ne sont pas carrément hostiles.

Ses propos aux députés du Comité des langues officielles en disent long. Ils témoignent de la réalité et non du pays des merveilles inventé par les propagandistes fédéraux et fédéraux-philes... En voici le résumé, tel que rapporté dans Le Droit :

  1. «La Loi sur les langues officielles est la loi la moins bien appliquée du pays, et ça fait 45 ans que ça dure...»
  2. Quand on enfreint la Loi sur les langues officielles, et on le fait souvent, «il n'y a aucune conséquence».
  3. «Comme Canadienne, comme francophone, je sens qu'on me manque de respect alors que tout ce que je demande, c'est de ne pas être traitée comme citoyenne de seconde classe.»
  4. Sur l'immigration anglicisante... «On voudrait tuer la francophonie à petit feu, éliminer nos communautés par attrition, qu'on ne s'y prendrait pas autrement».
  5. Et pour finir: «À plusieurs endroits, ce n'est qu'une question de temps avant que nos communautés tombent sous le seuil requis pour recevoir des services et communications en français des bureaux fédéraux. Et quand notre poids relatif sera tombé encore plus bas, que remettra-t-on en question? Nos écoles de langue française?»

Les reproches de Mme Kenny n'ont guère été rapportés ailleurs qu'à Radio-Canada, TFO ou dans d'autres quotidiens de langue française que Le Droit, et surtout pas dans les grands médias de langue anglaise du Canada... Les ténors du beau-et-grand-bilingue-pays continueront de nous faire avaler leurs fictions pour nous inviter à fêter en 2017...

Mais que nous dit au juste Mme Kenny? Que le seul garde-fou pancanadien de la langue française est «la loi la moins appliquée au pays», et qu'il n'y a aucune conséquence à trouer cette loi allègrement... Que les francophones hors-Québec sont traités comme «des citoyens de seconde classe», contrairement aux Anglo-Québécois qui sont dorlotés depuis 1867...

Elle brosse un tableau de collectivités qui représentent une proportion de moins en moins grande de leurs provinces, au point où elles sont rendues à compter sur une théorique (et improbable) immigration francophone pour redresser quelque peu la situation... Elle évoque même une éventualité, pas très lointaine, où les provinces anglaises remettront peut-être en question des droits acquis - comme les écoles françaises dans certaines régions. De quoi donner le goût de fêter les 150 ans de la Confédération?

À peu près personne ne parle de la «vraie» réalité des francophones hors-Québec. C'est l'indifférence générale, même au Québec. Et cette ignorance permettra encore à des personnages comme Victor Goldbloom, Anglo-Québécois et ancien Commissaire fédéral aux langues officielles, de pouvoir affirmer sans être contredit (comme en 1991 au sujet de la Loi 178 qui imposait la priorité du français dans l'affichage au Québec): «La Loi 178 aura pour effet de rendre les anglophones moins généreux à l'endroit des minorités francophones.»

Mais quel culot! Après avoir aboli les écoles françaises dans tous les territoires et provinces à majorité anglaise, après avoir rétabli ces écoles à la fin des années 60 sous une menace de sécession du Québec, après un autre demi-siècle de luttes judiciaires et populaires incessantes pour faire respecter les droits reconquis et toujours menacés, il faudrait croire à une quelconque «générosité» des anglophones? Non mais...

Amenez-le, le 150e de la Confédération ! Ce sera pour nous, j'espère, l'occasion non pas de célébrer mais de rappeler fièrement les combats que les francophones ont dû mener - même au Québec - pour continuer d'exister comme nation et comme collectivités.

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Canada's 150th Birthday — Proposed Logos
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The Classy Canuck Puck(05 of99)
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The Rock(06 of99)
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Yes, Dwayne Johnson's father is Nova Scotia-born wrestler Rocky Johnson. As the first generation child of a Canadian, Johnson is eligible for Canadian citizenship. Johnson also played in the CFL for the Calgary Stampeders during the 1995 season, but was cut after two months. (credit:Getty)
James Doohan(07 of99)
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Scottie was totally from Vancouver. (credit:Getty)
Emmanuelle Chriqui(08 of99)
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The "Entourage" star was born in Montreal. (credit:AP)
Frank Gehry(09 of99)
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The world-famous architect was born in Toronto. (credit:AP)
Rick Fox(10 of99)
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The former NBA star was born in Toronto. (credit:Getty)
Norm Macdonald(11 of99)
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The comedian is from Quebec City. Bonus points if you knew his brother is CBC journalist Neil Macdonald. (credit:Getty)
Nathan Fillion(12 of99)
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The "Castle" and "Firefly" star was born in Edmonton. (credit:AP)
Ted Cruz(13 of99)
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The potential Republican presidential nominee was born in Calgary. However, because his mother is American, U.S. officials have ruled that he would be eligible to run for the presidency. (credit:AP)
Men Without Hats(14 of99)
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That's right, "Safety Dance" came from a Montreal group. (credit:YouTube)
Matt Groening(15 of99)
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While born in Portland, Groening's father Homer was born in Main Centre, Saskatchewan and so Groening is eligible for citizenship. (credit:Getty)
Lorne Greene(16 of99)
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The "Bonanza" star was born in Ottawa. (credit:Getty)
Brendan Fraser(17 of99)
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While born in Indianapolis, both of "The Mummy" star's parents are Canadian and so he is entitled to Canadian citizenship.
Anna Paquin(18 of99)
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The Oscar winning star of "True Blood" was born in in Winnipeg. (credit:Getty)
David Rakoff(19 of99)
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The regular contributor to "This American Life" was born in Montreal. (credit:Getty)
Kim Cattrall(20 of99)
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While the "Sex and the City" star was actually born in in the U.K., she moved to Coutenay, B.C., when she was just an infant. (credit:Getty Images)
Mia Kirshner(21 of99)
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"The L Word" star was born in Toronto. (credit:AP)
Carrie Anne Moss(22 of99)
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The star of "The Matrix" was born in Burnaby, B.C. (credit:AP)
Eric McCormack(23 of99)
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The "Will and Grace" star was born in Toronto. (credit:AP)
James Cameron(24 of99)
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OK, you may have known this one already, but for some reason people are always forgetting that the "Titanic" and "Avatar" director was born in Kapuskasing, Ontario. (credit:AP)
Monty Hall(25 of99)
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The original host of "Let's Make A Deal" was born in Winnipeg. (credit:Getty)
Honorary Mention - Tom Cruise(26 of99)
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OK, so he was born in Syracuse, New York and his parents were both American, but the star of, well everything, went to school in Ottawa for several years in the early 1970s. It was in Ottawa that Cruise first became involved in acting, according to Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography. (credit:Getty)
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Socks And Sandles(31 of99)
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Vancouver In March(34 of99)
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This Colour(35 of99)
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Things You Don't Want To Say To A Canadian(37 of99)
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This looks like Monopoly money!(38 of99)
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Hey you're from Canada? Do you know my friend Doug?(39 of99)
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You lost the War of 1812, right?(40 of99)
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Polar bears rooting through your garbage at night must be pretty irritating.(41 of99)
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Do you guys all ski to work and stuff?(42 of99)
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Do you have cable / internet / random technology in Canada?(43 of99)
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You all speak French right?(44 of99)
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What part of America are you from?(45 of99)
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Is Vancouver / Edmonton / Calgary close to Toronto?(46 of99)
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Do you have a president?(47 of99)
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Is Toronto your capital city?(48 of99)
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Say "aboot" for me(49 of99)
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Just Got Netflix... U.S. Selection Is WAY Better.(50 of99)
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When I Travel Abroad, Locals Think I’m American.(51 of99)
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When I Type '?,' It Comes Out As 'É'(52 of99)
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Loonie Is At Par With U.S. Dollar... Prices Aren’t Adjusted.(53 of99)
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It’s Roll Up The Rim Season... Another Dud.(54 of99)
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Uses Canadian Spelling... Gets Corrected By U.S. Spell-Checker.(55 of99)
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Goes To Buy A Chocolate Bar... They're Out Of Coffee Crisp.(56 of99)
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Asks For A Double-Double... U.S. Cashier Doesn't Understand.(57 of99)
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Tried To Watch Video Online... Geoblocked!(58 of99)
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Paid $1.98 Charge With A Toonie... Got No Change.(59 of99)
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Site Asks For ZIP Code And State... What, No Postal Codes?(60 of99)
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FoxTrax Or That Stupid Glowing Puck(61 of99)
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Saying No To Joining America(62 of99)
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1812(63 of99)
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Cuba(64 of99)
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Vietnam(65 of99)
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The Housing Crash(67 of99)
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Campaign Finance(69 of99)
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Ketchup Chips(70 of99)
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There are some snacks that define a nation, but not many that taste good to only those who live there. What do we love? The fact they leave our fingers dyed red after we've had a whole bag. Ketchup has never tasted so salty, non-tomatoey and outright good. Our U.S. friends may go nutty over Doritos, but we love our ketchup chips. (credit:Lays Canada)
Les Stroud aka 'Survivorman'(71 of99)
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Many Canadians will point to the fact that Superman has a strong connection to the Great White North, but we'd like to reintroduce you to the real thing. 'Survivorman', while it was on in the late 2000s, showcased Les Stroud, a gritty Canadian who shot his own show in snow, sleet, heat and rain with nothing but random household objects and a trusty knife. We like to think that in a country that's increasingly urban, the outback is still our domain. Les, he's the best of us.
The Caesar(72 of99)
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In warm weather, it will cool you down. If you're hungover, it's the magic antidote. The Caesar, Canada's favourite breakfast, lunch and evening cocktail adds a spicy twist to the Bloody Mary. Canadians are so particular about how it tastes -- with Clamato, not tomato juice -- that many don't even bother ordering it in the U.S. out of fear of disappointment. Served with celery, a lime and, if you're lucky, a fat dill pickle, it's the perfect cocktail. Who knew clam juice could add that kind of magic to a drink? (Photo Shutterstock)
Cheaper Drugs(73 of99)
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Overall, Americans can save 24 per cent if they buy their drugs from online Canadian pharmacies versus filling their prescriptions at home, according to a study published in the Annals of Internal Medicine. The study sought to find out why so many U.S. citizens have been taking advantage of the deep discounts north of the border, and the results showed dramatic savings across the board. "Forty-one of the 44 brand-name medications examined were less expensive in Canada." Canucks are proud of their health-care system and easier access -- in this case financially -- to pharmaceuticals. (Photo Alamy)
Our Ties To The Monarchy(74 of99)
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The debate on whether we should cut ties to the monarchy was all but quashed last year after the outpouring of pomp and pageantry -- in Canada -- around the royal wedding. Canadians embraced the nuptials as if Prince William was their own and turned out in droves to see the newlyweds during their cross-country tour last July. From trying to get Pippa's butt to putting in their two cents on whether Prince Charles deserves the throne, Canadians love their Queen and all of the gossip that goes with her. (Photo Rex Features) (credit:Rex Features)
Coffee Crisp(75 of99)
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When it comes to food, Canadians concede there's far more selection in the U.S. but we're fiercely proud of the candy bars that can only be found here. Coffee Crisp is a great example. Consisting of a crunchy wafer, milk chocolate coating and slightest hint of coffee flavouring, the chocolate bar is true to its marketing slogan of making 'a nice light snack' and is adored by all moms and seniors. Rumour has it they've been spotted in a few U.S. border town convenience stores. We want proof!
Better View At Niagara Falls(76 of99)
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Undoubtedly one of North America's natural wonders, the power and beauty of Niagara Falls never ceases to amaze, whether it's your first trip or 100th. Luckily for Canucks, the best place to view the falls is on the 'Canadian side'. That's right, busloads of tourists from around the world flood the observation areas near the falls in Ontario every day to snap the perfect picture for their Facebook profile. Do Americans bother to cross the border for the better view? You betcha. Just look out for the person using 'eh' at awkward times. (Photo Shutterstock) (credit:Shutterstock)
We Love Seeing Our World(77 of99)
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About 56 per cent of Canadians have a passport while just 37 per cent of Americans do. While the majority of Canadians haven't been to countries like Azerbaijan, they do take pride in seeing the world and it's difficult to not run into a Canadian while travelling abroad. A story by TechCrunch claims more Americans have a Facebook page than a passport. Perhaps they prefer to view the travel photos of their friends online than to actually see sights for themselves... (Photo CP)
Limits To Election Spending(78 of99)
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Canada limits corporate influence on our electoral process via spending limits on political donations and third-party advertising. The 2010 decision by the U.S. Supreme Court to strike down similar campaign finance laws in that country -- on grounds they violate the free-speech right of corporations -- poses a serious threat to democracy and the integrity of future elections in America. (AFP/Getty Images) (credit:AFP/Getty Images)
President's Choice(79 of99)
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There are few brands in Canada as reliable as President's Choice. Mr. Christie thinks he makes good cookies but nothing tops the Decadent, the brand's answer to Chips Ahoy. Kraft Dinner, in its familiar blue box, pales in comparison to PC's White Cheddar Mac & Cheese. It also doesn't hurt that nerdily-handsome Galen Weston (hearthrob of Canadian suburban housewives everywhere) is the pitchman for this iconic line of Canadian products. Why yes, Mr. Weston, I'd like some more Memories of Morocco Sweet And Spicy Sauce...
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Ours might be smaller and fewer in number but Canadian cities consistently rank above American cities on livability. In the most recent Mercer survey of livable cities, Canadian cities took 4th, 14th, and 15th place, while the highest-ranked American city was 33rd. (Photo Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Best Place To Do Business?(81 of99)
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According to Forbes, Canada is the best country in the world to do business and it's not because of the climate. Chalk it up to a lower corporate tax rate, excellent infrastructure and a well-educated populace. The U.S. and Europe's recent economic woes don't help them either. (Photo CP) (credit:CP)
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Canada has greater social mobility. If you are born into the poorest 10 per cent, your odds of making it to the richest 10 per cent are considerably better in Canada than in the U.S. In other words, it's easier to realize the American Dream in Canada than it is in the U.S. (Shutterstock) (credit:Shutterstock)
Hey Girl...(83 of99)
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Canadian Anthem(84 of99)
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When it comes to national anthems, we've always had a bit of an inferiority complex (the maple leaf is not a banner spangled in stars). But according to new research, our simple and quaint pro-Canuck ballad "O, Canada" is among the world's finest. We even trump the Americans and Brits. So what if you can't remember all the words? This is an anthem worth singing. (Photo Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Maternity Leave(85 of99)
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Having a baby is hard work. And many women around the world aren't given the amount of time off they deserve post-delivery. But here in Canada, the true north strong and free, a lady can take up to a full year of paid maternity leave (17 weeks at 55 per cent of their salary and an additional 35 weeks after that). This contrasts vastly with The United States, Papua New Guinea, Swaziland, Liberia and Lesotho who provide no type of financial support for new mothers. (Alamy)
Our Milk!(86 of99)
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It completes your morning bowl of cereal, can quench thirst and is the perfect companion to chocolate chip cookies. Milk, dear readers, is an all around amazing drink. And grabbing a glass of the white stuff in Canada is unlike anything you'll be able to experience in many other countries. That's because there's a complete lack of unnatural hormones in our dairy products (so concerns about negative side effects simply doesn't exist), and we serve the beverage in a plastic bag, which, frankly, is far more convenient and environmentally friendly than cardboard containers (the baggies can be reused as makeshift lunch bags!). (Photos Shutterstock) (credit:Shutterstock)
Our Air!(87 of99)
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Take a deep breath in... and slowly exhale it out. Do you smell that? You may not, but that's the scent of clean air flowing through your lungs. According to new research, Canada rates tops in air quality (meaning you can say "ta ta" to stinky smog and gross pollution. [Ed. Note unless you live in smog-heavy Toronto]). In fact, while the U.S. averages 18 micrograms of particulate matter per cubic metre of air, Canada averages only 13 micrograms. That also decreases our risk of developing bad air-induced health conditions like allergies. Now once again and all together now: inhale... (Photo Alamy) (credit:alamy)
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French fries. Cheese curds. Gravy. All mixed together in one bowl. There's really nothing more to say than this dish is gluttonously awesome. And we're proud to say it's 100 per cent Canadian. (Photo CP) (credit:CP)
We Can Go To Cuba(89 of99)
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A decades-long U.S. trade embargo on evil 'Communist' Cuba means that that island's beaches and resorts have long been free of American tourists. Canadians, needing an escape from long winters have been flocking to the island for decades now. Since the collapse of the Soviet Union, Canada has also been a crucial trading partner of the island country. (Photo Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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Many people think Canada is a country of citizens who don plaid, beaver tails and fur all year round. (We also, obviously, live in igloos.) So thank goodness for Joseph Mimran, the fashion powerhouse who is behind one of Canada's biggest and most popular clothing exports: Joe Fresh. His bright, colourful and decidedly on-trend collections are showing the world what Canada has to offer sartorially (which is not limited to some hipsterish version of a lumberjack). (Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Canadian Music(91 of99)
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Once a 44.5 kg weakling, The Great White North punches way above its weight class in the music world. A few decades ago, only a rare few Canadian musicians managed to establish international careers. But the rise of government funding for music and CanCon radio regulations supporting domestic tunes developed our homegrown scene until it was strong enough to lead a post-millennial Canadian Invasion. Nowadays we claim the world's biggest artists in almost any imaginable genre - Arcade Fire, Justin Bieber, Feist, Drake, Michael Buble, Deadmau5, Metric, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Nickelback, Diana Krall, etc. Don't tell the Republicans, but we can thank "socialism" for all that money, money, money these musicians are making. (Photos By Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Your Turn!(92 of99)
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Tell us why you think Canada is great. Is it a photo of your favourite camping spot, a Canadian you really admire, our weird obsession with hockey and cold weather? We're looking for your responses on Twitter with the #LoveCanada tag, Facebook, in the comments and via e-mail. We'll be collecting the best responses and featuring them on our site in the coming weeks. (Photo Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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Canadian English is an odd duck, a weird amalgam of American English and our British roots. Throw in some minor influences from First Nations languages, French and other immigrant tongues and you've got yourself a quirky variant. Here's a look at some of the things that make Canadian English unique. (credit:Shutterstock)
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Canada switched over to the metric system decades ago, while the U.S. is one of the few countries that still use the imperial system. Old habits die hard though and even younger Canadians still use the old imperial system for measurements like height and weight. Most Canadians aren't a big fan of Fahrenheit to tell the temperature though. (credit:Shutterstock)
The Toque(95 of99)
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This man is wearing a tuque. Virtually all Canadians know and use the word... south of the border words like beanie or cap prevail. There are at least three ways to spell the damn word too. We've seen touque or tuque as well.. Took is just plain wrong. (credit:Shutterstock)
Come Sled Away(96 of99)
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Be True To Your School(97 of99)
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American kids go to college while Canadian kids go to either college or university. We're not sure why. That's just the way it is. Also, Americans are more likely to use terms like freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. Try that on a Canadian campus and you just might get a blank stare. (credit:Alamy)
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Canadians know you can sit on a Chesterfield. Americans probably wonder why we'd sit on an old British guy. (credit:Shutterstock)
Boozy Words(99 of99)
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