After six long weeks of tears, roses, tequila and Jorge, “Paradise” has finally come to an end. We wrapped up this (18-day) journey with three engagements, one new “Bachelor” and countless margaritas.
Below are 38 tweets that nail the perfection that was your favorite (sh*t)show’s third finale:
Every Bachelor in Paradise season is exactly long enough to get the Bachelor in Paradise theme song stuck in the heads of its hatewatchers
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) September 6, 2016
How did anyone recognize Tiara without Shiela? #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/uRItaJgBYn
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) September 6, 2016
I feel this whole Nick and Jen date needs a black box over it. #BachelorInParadise
— Ashley Elgin (@BachelorExpert) September 6, 2016
#BachelorInParadise fortune teller: I predict Nick is going to be #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/V06x6g6i8K
— Reality Rose (@RealityRose_) September 6, 2016
"Jen seems really cool"
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 6, 2016
*Jen immediately dumps him based on a boardwalk fortune teller's vague predictions*#BachelorInParadise
"I see... twenty-five girlfriends in your future. Many floral arrangements. Instagram sponsorships. Regret." #BachelorInParadise
— Ella Dawson (@brosandprose) September 6, 2016
"We're both on the same page." --@viallnicholas28 #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/LkochnZV2z
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) September 6, 2016
Lesson No. 1, Izzy: Never break up with Vinny #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/gl9DfqXVCd
— Maddie Boardman (@ml_boardman) September 6, 2016
New phone who's this?! #BachelorInParadise
— Vinny Ventiera (@VINNYVINSANE) September 6, 2016
I love that Brett will forever be synonymous with a lamp #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/08zTrp7QYu
— Robyn Ross (@RobynRossTV) September 6, 2016
Shushanna's not the kind of girl who competes for love, so naturally she came on a reality TV engagement competition #BachelorInParadise
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 6, 2016
I would rather end up with a plate of chicken wings than most of the people on this show for the rest of my life. #BachelorInParadise
— Ashley S. (@AshleySpivey) September 6, 2016
Oh honey, your first time never turns out the way you want it to #BachelorInParadise
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) September 6, 2016
Wells: "It's not like we'd have to get engaged tomorrow."
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) September 6, 2016
"Noooo," Ashley replies, while her face says, "Yessss." #BachelorInParadise
Torn between wanting to know what happens in paradise and wanting to know what happens between my eyelids
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) September 6, 2016
Imma let you finish Grant, but Kasey's 'guard and protect your heart' tattoo is the best tattoo in Bachelor history. #BachelorInParadise
— Emily L. Foley (@EmilyLFoley) September 6, 2016
lmao a couple on #BachelorInParadise just got each others names tattooed on their wrists. thats like a lions fan getting a super bowl tattoo
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) September 6, 2016
And yet I still think Amanda is crazier for being with Josh. #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/MY6J5TBeGc
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) September 6, 2016
A GoFundMe to get everyone on #BachelorInParadise in therapy to explore why they fall in love with such alarming ease.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) September 6, 2016
"Don't worry, I'll ensure that your daughters' self worth is tied up in their success in REAL sports." #BachelorInParadise
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 6, 2016
You can now buy Carly and Evan's sex art. Proceeds go toward our student loans and extensive therapy.
— Bachelor Interns (@BachelorInterns) September 6, 2016
Just got matching #janner tattoos #bachelorinparadise pic.twitter.com/og9HTHFAzM
— Tanner Tolbert (@ttolbert05) September 6, 2016
Tonight, couples who barely know each other get engaged, & everyone acts like it's normal! #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/s80qvyRIr3
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) September 7, 2016
Nick, selecting another doomed engagement ring, to propose a third girl on television. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/RFmn7B8XHM
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 7, 2016
Only accepting a proposal that includes "will you freaking marry me" now. #BachelorInParadise
— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) September 7, 2016
Me how I look in my head on a Sat night vs me in real life #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/JzbXwuZifa
— Robyn Ross (@RobynRossTV) September 7, 2016
Waiting for Grant to start reciting Kat Stratford #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/FQQJb19I8U
— Lindsey Kupfer (@Lindseykupfer) September 7, 2016
why did they film this sequence next to INCREDIBLY LOUD WATER #BachelorInParadise
— Damon Beres ✨ (@dlberes) September 7, 2016
Maybe Nick and Jen DO get engaged and next season of The Bachelor is just them looking for a third. #BachelorInParadise
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) September 7, 2016
"I feel like you deserve better than me" but like I'm the best there is because I'm the new bachelor #BachelorInParadise
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) September 7, 2016
Don't worry, @viallnicholas28 -- they'll leave the light on for ya. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/K6Y6KBS5E5
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) September 7, 2016
"I'm sorry (sob) but I can't (sniffle) commit to you (sob, sniffle) until I've dated at least 25 other women." #BachelorInParadise
— Kate Coyne (@KatePeople) September 7, 2016
.@jennifersaviano if you're watching tonight take two of these and call us in January. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/S1PZCPouHX
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) September 7, 2016
*Josh Murray moan* -Neil Lane after three engagements #BachelorInParadise
— Cocky Chris Harrison (@ChrisMFHarrison) September 7, 2016
Carly, in December: #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/Cv48iaXoKm
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) September 7, 2016
We can all find love. #BachelorInParadise #AfterParadise pic.twitter.com/5YkugiPNrq
— Mel (@melgotserved) September 7, 2016
I’d really just like to know how Josh eats so much pizza and stays so fit. #AfterParadise
— Ashley S. (@AshleySpivey) September 7, 2016
Tonight's #BachelorInParadise: YOU GET A RING! YOU GET A RING! EVERYBODY GETS A RING!!! pic.twitter.com/FaarcKTrwd
— Hannah Kavy (@hannahhairflip) September 7, 2016
For more on the finale of “Bachelor In Paradise,” check out HuffPost’s “Here To Make Friends” podcast below:
Do people love “The Bachelor,” “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise,” or do they love to hate these shows? It’s unclear. But here at “Here to Make Friends,” we both love and love to hate them — and we love to snarkily dissect each episode in vivid detail. Podcast edited by Nick Offenberg.
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