'David's Pizza Commercial' Is Creepy, Funny And So Much More (VIDEO)

To finish out what we hope wasn't a too-stressful Monday, we present something called "David's Pizza Commercial," which pretty much killed any desire we had to grab a slice tonight.

Alas, like most awesome things from the internet, this doesn't seem to be real. It appears to the be the creation of filmmaker and avant-garde comedian Vincent Gargiulo, who made it as part of a kooky film project titled "KNFR From 7:00-7:30."

But forget that for a moment, and just enjoy the sultry sounds of one man's ode to pizza.

[h/t Buzzfeed]