Fabio Lanzoni is milking his I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! contract for all its worth.
The model and handsome margarine spokesperson got dairy personal in a recent interview with Closer Weekly, revealing he brings roughly 25-30 tubs of the famous butter-like spread back to his family in Italy whenever he visits.
"They don’t sell it in Italy and my parents are addicted to it," Fabio said, before diving into how exactly his parents (and most people) use it. "They put it on pasta with some Parmesan cheese."
Celeb parents, they're just like us! Though Fabio has never been anything short of over-the-top, we're a little confused as to why he doesn't ask his employer to just ship the tubs to his 'rents.
While we're on the subject of outrageous Fabio facts, March 30 also marks the 17-year anniversary of the time he killed a bird with his face.
The male model was at Busch Gardens Williamsburg in Virginia to take the first ride on its new rollercoaster and, well, you'll just have to see what happened below:
Safe to say Fabio's pretty unflappable.
This has been your Fabio update for the year.