26 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (Nov. 17-24)

Him (angry): I am not making any plans and we aren’t going out to celebrate
Me: stop seducing me

— Maddy ☃️❄️ (@MadHatterMommy) November 24, 2025

me when i'm cooking for my boyfriend: today i have prepared for you, a classic steak frites with a beautifully seared bavette steak, cooked over high heat for a caramelized crust, accompanied by hand-cut potatoes twice-fried and i have paired it with a béarnaise sauce made…

— Cree (@creebeauvoir) November 24, 2025

Husband: What are you thankful for?

Me: You… on the days you’re not annoying the crap out of me.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) November 21, 2025

my wife dragging me to her Christmas work party pic.twitter.com/veBTWQrjQg

— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) November 20, 2025

How it feels to say “I went upstate with my boyfriend” when they ask what I did this weekend pic.twitter.com/oD6fAE2vl4

— rilo kiley minogue (@grace_roso) November 17, 2025

Sometimes I look at my husband like he’s crazy and then I remember he married me and I realize that’s not a question I want to really ask.

— Girl on Tapas (@GirlonTapasx2) November 22, 2025

when my wife starts tickling me right before bedtime pic.twitter.com/KKSd3OVl5s

— habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) November 15, 2025

It’s okay, I’m okay, it’s just my MIL showing up 30 minutes early and I’m the only one home.

— krista (@kristabellerina) November 23, 2025