23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (Oct. 20-27)

I asked my husband to put some new cleaning products he’d bought away. Just spotted them sitting prettily between a framed photo and a plant on the shelf in the sitting room.

— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) October 25, 2025

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— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) October 26, 2025

[at Halloween store]

Me: Store security just stopped me.
Wife: WHY?
Me: They thought I was stealing a Sexy Dad costume.
Wife: [leaves]

— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) October 25, 2025

Let me know if you guys are missing any mugs, they're all on my husband's nightstand

— meghan (@deloisivete) October 26, 2025

My wife caught me lining my cargo shorts pockets with gallon zip-loc bags before going to the all you can eat buffet. I’m bringing home soup this time.

— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) October 26, 2025

It’s like that couple at the next table doesn’t even want any of us to hear what they’re arguing about. SPEAK UP.

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) October 24, 2025

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— Julio (@JulioHashem) October 21, 2025

My husband offered me a “high-protein cheese” made from Greek yogurt instead of real cheese. I’m calling the police.

— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) October 21, 2025