Iran: A Gay-Free Paradise For Social Conservatives!

"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country..." - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - New York City - September 24, 2007

At last!

America's social conservatives have found a soul-mate. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Apparently he runs a gay-free paradise! No such things as homosexuals in Iran! He just said so. "We don't have homosexuals in Iran",

As America's conservatives survey the Sodomy (sic) and Gomorrah that the USA has become under degenerates such as Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan and a brace of Bushes -- not to mention obvious culprits Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton -- all they see is a country lost to sinners. Awash in homosexuality, degnerates and Doris Day fans.

How comforting for them to know that they have a soul-mate in Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

And to know that they have a country to live in where they won't have to be confronted by masses of depraved gays.

I propose a fund to help American conservatives emigrate to their Promised Land. No gays ... women in their place ... and a low tolerance for free expression. Iran -- a conservative paradise ...