These pictures couldn't come soon enough.
An "unexpected" discharge from a factory in Port Talbot in Wales formed a phallic cloud, according to Wales Online.
The Saturday morning discharge at the Tata Steel plant was caused by a "reaction from the rapid cooling of iron during a process known as plating," according to Wales Online.
The reaction was "unexpected," a company spokesperson told Wales Online, but was handled "safely within the works" and posed no danger to the public.
The cloud's uncanny shape aroused interest in the aforementioned public on Twitter.