Somehow, somewhere, a straight-faced Charlize Theron looks out at a sunset, breathes in deeply and cracks a smile.
Photos of Sean Penn kissing someone young enough to actually know what ghosting is surfaced online Thursday. The woman in question is none other than actor Vincent D’Onofrio’s 24-year-old daughter, Leila George, who is apparently vacationing in Hawaii with the Oscar winner this week.
[insert “Law & Order” DUN DUN]
In photos from their getaway, a shirtless Penn and a bikini-clad George are seen frolicking in the ocean together before sharing a romantic moment in the waves. It’s very “From Here to Eternity,” except if Burt Lancaster’s character was just a year shy of Deborah Kerr’s much-older father. (Penn is 56, D’Onofrio is 57.)
Penn has no social media footprint, but George shared an Instagram of herself and a friend on a beach. In the photo, she is wearing a similar bikini on the same day she was caught kissing the actor.
George, who calls actress Greta Scacchi and D’Onofrio mom and dad, has apparently followed in her parents’ footsteps, most recently starring alongside James Franco in the Lifetime TV movie “Mother May I Sleep with Danger?” In fact, she’s set to appear in another film with Franco next year called “The Long Home.”
She’s also recording an audio book for a “men-noir” (no one knows what that is) called Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff with Penn’s help. Earlier this week, she shared a snap of them together in a recording booth.
Behold some family photos of George and D’Onofrio to make you feel even more uncomfortable about this pairing below: