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Things My Male Tech Colleagues Have Actually Said To Me, Annotated

An attractive young businesswoman having coffee while working at her office desk
An attractive young businesswoman having coffee while working at her office desk

"Most girls aren’t into this kind of stuff.” No way, do you have the list? The list of things most girls are into? I’ve been trying to find that thing forever, can you forward it to me? You have my email. Thanks, man, you’re the best.

“You got it! Clever girl!” Accolades I would prefer to ‘clever girl’ include: ‘inexorable agent of destruction'; ‘unknowable one'; ‘king’s champion.’ Also acceptable: ‘Gov’nor’ pronounced in a Cockney accent.

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