Wal-Mart Dance Party!

Wal-Mart Dance Party!
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With all the high-falutin and appropriately serious commentary about Wal-Mart this week, let's take a moment to enjoy the lighter side.

May I present to you... The Wal-Mart Dance Party!

This delightful prank comes courtesy of The Toilet Paper, a free monthly from your favorite theocratic party place, Colorado Springs.

My only critique is that the dances could've been more structured to allow shoppers, aka, party people to join in impromptu. In the future, I look forward to a Sam's Club Salsa Night and a Supercenter Line Dance. Or perhaps an action alley Congo Line. (action alley is the coveted aisle that forms a big square through the store where every vendor wants their bestsellers displayed.)

Enjoy.

(Full forgettable disclosure, Toilet Paper editor Noel Black has made me waffles as well as an amazing Scandinavian breakfast pastry with some preposterous name only Danish people can pronounce.)

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