One officer used a net in an attempt to nab the turkey as it shuffled around an apartment on Friday.
Farm Sanctuary says it will welcome the Thanksgiving escapees with open wings — if Joe Biden will send them there.
The vice president-elect clearly knows her brines.
The big birds are reportedly causing mayhem in the aptly named township of Toms River.
"President Trump announces Thanksgiving turkey will be separated from family, placed in a cage without access to legal counsel."
"They are incredibly special creatures," the Prince of Wales said. He's also taken with turkeys.
That means it can't curtail the annual "turkey drop" in Yellville, Arkansas.
With more than 20 ethnic and religious minorities, the further centralization of decision-making will only exacerbate the country’s ills.