Shocker: It doesn't add up.
“They don’t let you out of your house,” one resident of Woburn, Massachusetts, told The Guardian.
President Joe Biden pardoned turkeys Chocolate and Chip at the White House.
The company advertises its turkeys as “humanely raised” in a “stress-free environment."
One officer used a net in an attempt to nab the turkey as it shuffled around an apartment on Friday.
Farm Sanctuary says it will welcome the Thanksgiving escapees with open wings — if Joe Biden will send them there.
The vice president-elect clearly knows her brines.
The big birds are reportedly causing mayhem in the aptly named township of Toms River.
"President Trump announces Thanksgiving turkey will be separated from family, placed in a cage without access to legal counsel."
"They are incredibly special creatures," the Prince of Wales said. He's also taken with turkeys.