The big birds are reportedly causing mayhem in the aptly named township of Toms River.
"President Trump announces Thanksgiving turkey will be separated from family, placed in a cage without access to legal counsel."
"They are incredibly special creatures," the Prince of Wales said. He's also taken with turkeys.
That means it can't curtail the annual "turkey drop" in Yellville, Arkansas.
With more than 20 ethnic and religious minorities, the further centralization of decision-making will only exacerbate the country’s ills.
Typically around this time of year, male turkeys in New Jersey will start to don tank tops and slick back their head feathers
Though whether he'll use his powers for good or evil, we can't say.
When one realizes that inhumanity toward farm animals is the norm, not the exception, in animal agriculture today, it becomes clearer just why there's such fervor in the meat industry to pass ag-gag laws. This is an industry that's desperate to keep Americans in the dark about its routine cruelty.