Some stories make me check my calendar to find out if I've been hurdled back in time. This week it was news that a church in eastern Kentucky voted to ban interracial marriages and bar interracial couples from attending the church.
The idea of the ban came up after Stella Harville, a white woman who has attended the church her entire life, brought her fiancé, a black man from Zimbabwe, to church. The pastor of the church at the time, Melvin Thompson, decided he wasn't comfortable worshipping next to interracial couples and led efforts to drive them out. ¡Que retrasado! Of course, he claimed he was not motivated by racism but was merely interested in "promoting unity and serving the community." Ni el se la cree. The members who apparently forgot it is 2011 approved his idea by a 9-6 vote.
I'm giving a chanclaso to Mr. Thompson and the other eight people who were nostalgic for 1960s America. Also, let's give props to separation of church and state. Thomas Jefferson, we owe you big time!
Go Straight to Jail.... And Never Come Out
I'm giving a chanclaso to the 61 senators desgraciados who think it's ok to indefinitely jail Americans and non-Americans for just being suspected of terrorism. Hopefully, the White House will follow through with its veto threat. ¡Viva la libertad!
Aplausos
El Chanclaso
Now we're all grown up. But some people still deserve chanclasos. And we're going to let them have it here in our weekly column, El Chanclaso. Every Friday, Sergio, our resident chancludo, will turn a critical eye on political shenanigans, and current issues and events with his chancla firmly in hand. Depending on the severity of the misbehavior, being on the wrong end of the chancla could get you one or two chanclasos. Sergio will also give aplausos to those who make us proud.You've been warned. Now, behave!
Read more Chanclasos here.
Sergio Lopez hails from the great city of San Antonio and is a graduate of the University of Texas at Austin. He thanks his mother for judiciously using her chancla to set him straight.
Know of someone who deserves a chanclaso or an aplauso? Send in your suggestions to news@votolatino.org.