Here's to everyone who ever said don't play with your food.
A South Korean woman is becoming the next Internet sensation thanks to a series of provocative and bizarre videos showing her absurdly dancing with food and other messy items in the comfort of her home.
The wild and crazy Syori, as her name's translated in English, has collectively amassed tens of millions of views on her sensational Facebook videos, dating back to at least May.
Easily her most popular -- with 12.5 million views -- is her making out with a fish and dancing with other seafood to The Little Mermaid's "Under the Sea" after popping out of a refrigerator while wearing a waist-high flipper.
Another jaw-dropping video shows her dressed like a fuzzy pink bunny while impressively skinning a carrot with her teeth as she attempts to make "carrot juice."
Food not your thing? (Cibophobia sufferers, we get you.)
Her "condom kung fu" performance shows her wildly whipping around rubbers filled with green liquid -- vocal sound effects included.
Her screaming rendition of the Hulk getting "angry" -- with self-inflating balloon boobs -- is also Internet gold.
God help her next-door neighbors, and if she has a cleaning lady.