The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (Oct. 25-31)

I'm at the age where I don't correct my autocorrect anymore.
If I text you "let's meef for lunvh" that's your puzzle to solve now.

— Ashlee lord (@soyafrei) October 28, 2025

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it. https://t.co/7c2MuXBkWS

— Corbie (@Corbienest) October 27, 2025

i love going to the doctor and getting to sit on the table with the parchment paper like mhmmmm yessss i’m a fucking cookieeee

— e l l a 🇨🇦 (@blondehotcoffee) October 25, 2025

wdym i can’t enter the exam venue without my student card
why tf would i come write quantitative analysis for vibes at 8 in the morning

— inge (@ikninge) October 26, 2025

my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed

— sophia (@pastoralcomical) October 29, 2025

men be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

— jynx (@jynxbby) October 26, 2025

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent

— eve (@bubblegumbword) October 27, 2025

i am stoned and laying in bed reading and the idea of santa going on ozempic popped into my head and i whispered "no !"

— roxy demento (@falseroxy) October 28, 2025

When HBO Max rebranded to Max I would still always go to the HBO Max url so they'd have to keep maintaining the redirect service because I imagined it was punishing them but now after they changed it back to HBO Max I go to the Max url to still punish them for having done it

— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) October 28, 2025

startup idea: instagram but it only shows you posts from people you follow and they’re in chronological order

— effy ☆ (@strawbhaze) October 26, 2025

please don’t be hot https://t.co/keznjiS3BA

— 𝒞ʟᴜʙ 𝒞ɪʟʟɪᴀɴ 🍉 17/68 (@clubcillian) October 27, 2025

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth. https://t.co/gkiEyZ8JGX

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) October 27, 2025

My staff have a budget to spend on wellness each month. It could be their gym membership, meditation apps, massages, whatever they want.

I just got receipts from one girl and she’s used part of her budget to go to the zoo and feed the animals. $120 on goat pellets. I love her.

— Echo 🔆 (@TheEcho13) October 29, 2025