Lady Gaga: 'Stuck On F*ckin You' (LISTEN)

Mother Monster has a Christmas gift for you.

Think of her as a raw, hyper-sexualized Santa Claus, slinking down the chimney to mingle with the flames of your yule log. Lady Gaga's new song, "Stuck on F*ckin' You," eschews her usual synthesizers and high production for a simple blues guitar crawl and loud claps that pair with a growly drawl for maximum aural seduction.

"So to give you a little background to the creation of this song. I wrote it in Minnesota after the Monster Ball on the tour bus," she wrote about the song on Twitter. "We recorded it in one shot. Fernando on guitar, Paul on Drum Machine. I wrote, sang it, and freestyled the last minute + a half of the song."