A man was arrested after he allegedly placed his penis onto the checkout scanner at a Seattle supermarket, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.
Christian Fisher was charged with indecent exposure and assault.
According to the report, a security guard just beginning a shift at a Quality Food Center on June 22 noticed a female cashier reacting to something that Fisher had put on the self-checkout scanner. When the guard walked over, he saw the man's "penis resting on top of the scanner."
The suspect "was laughing and didn't make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia," the report notes.
The cashier corroborated the story, saying she was "disturbed and alarmed" by the man's actions, the report says.
Fisher returned to the store hours later, got into a physical confrontation with employees, and then was turned back by the threat of pepper spray, the report noted. He later was spotted by cops sleeping a block away and apprehended.
H/T The Smoking Gun