Palin's Song: Her Speech Endorsing Trump, Compressed Into Short Poems

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin speaks during a rally where she endorses Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump at the
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin speaks during a rally where she endorses Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump at the Iowa State University, Tuesday, Jan. 19, 2016, in Ames, Iowa. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

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Mr. Trump, you're right.

This is going to be so much fun.

DEDICATION

You rock-n-rollers. And holy rollers!

All of you who work so hard.

You full-time moms.

You with the hands that rock the cradle.

You all make the world go round,

and now our cause is one.

INVICTUS

Apologize for this country.

Lie to the families of the fallen.

A weak-kneed capitulator-in-chief has decided

America will lead from behind.

The enemy sends a message.

We bend over and say, "Thank you, enemy."

We are ready for a change.

THE COMPLICITY

Trump's candidacy, it has exposed

Not just that tragic ramifications of that

betrayal of the transformation of our Country,

but too, he has exposed the complicity.

Okay?

He's going rogue left and right, man.

He's been able to tear the veil off this idea of the system.

The permanent political class has been doing

the bidding of their campaign donor class, and that's why

you see that the borders are kept open.

It's for crony capitalists to be able to suck off of them.

It's part of the problem.

Believe me on this.

And the proof of this?

They are so busted, the way that this thing works.

INVICTUS 2

Turning safety nets into hammocks, and all these new

Democrat voters that are going to be coming on over the

border as we keep the borders open.

How 'bout the rest of us?

Right wingin', bitter clingin', proud

clingers of our guns, our god, and our religions,

and our Constitution.

Tell us that we're not red enough?

When we're talking about a nation without borders.

We're talking about our very existence, so no,

We're not going to chill. In fact it's time to drill, baby,

drill down, and hold these folks accountable.

Are you ready for new?

And are you ready for the leader

who will let you make America great again?

It's gonna take a whole team.

It's gonna take a whole team. Fighters, all of us,

in the private sector.

ASIDE ON THE MUSLIMS

Where they're fightin' each other and yellin' "Allah Akbar"

calling Jihad on each other's heads for ever and ever.

Like I've said before, let them duke it out

and let Allah sort it out.

ECCE HOMO (NOT AN ELITIST)

Yeah, our leader is a little bit different.

He's a multi-billionaire.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But, it's amazing,

he is not elitist at all.

Oh, I just hope you guys get to know him.

He's not an elitist.

And he has, he's spent his life with the workin' man.

And he tells us Joe six packs, he said,

"I've succeeded. Hugely I've succeeded."

He has spent his life looking up and respecting

the hard-hats and the steel-toed boots.

He, being an optimist,

passionate about equal-opportunity to work.

TIME-TESTED TRUTHS

You're ready to stop the race-baiting.

Pro-life, pro-Second Amendment, strict constitutionality.

Those things that are unifying values

and their time-tested truths involved.

HE BUILT THAT

Picture this, it's a nice thing to picture.

former President Barack Obama. He packs

up the teleprompters and the selfie-sticks,

and he heads on back to Chicago,

where I'm sure he can find some community

there to organize again.

There, he can finally look up,

President Obama will be able to look up,

and there, over his head, he'll be able to see

that shining, towering, Trump tower.

Yes, Barack, he built that,

and that says a lot.