We've seen a lot of sexy food in our lifetimes -- just look at these sensual grilled cheeses and saucy chocolate recipes. But something we're not trying to see a lot of? Sexy food... and people.
You might wonder, "But how would you ever find sexy photos of food and people?" Answer: When you're looking through stock photos every day, it's easier than you might think. Something as innocent as a search for "turkey" or "chocolate" can lead to the discovery of totally sexual photos you never even saw (or wanted to see) coming.
In hopes of creating a nice round up of all the sexy stock food pics we've all been missing out on, we searched "sexy food" to see what sort of gems awaited us. Take a look at all these crazy photos and their totally ridiculous Getty descriptions:
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"Woman's bottom with chocolate dripping onto it"
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"Sexy model with water-melon on head"
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"Muscular man holding apple"
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"Shaped and healthy body man holding a fresh salad bowl"
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"Woman loves fish"
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"Chili in man's underwear"
Peter Cade via Getty Images
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"Pomegranate woman"
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"Woman tearing lobster apart"
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"Pleasure / Pain"
Kelvin Murray via Getty Images
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"Man covered with chocolate"
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"Mouth biting fruit"
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"Couple with a watermelon"
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"Woman lying on grass holding carrot, carrots arranged in grass around her head"
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"Woman with watermelon"
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"Side angle man holding kale"
Ray Kachatorian via Getty Images
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"Caucasian woman laying in pile of lemons"
Chris Clor via Getty Images
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"Man holding leafy vegetable in front of face"
Ray Kachatorian via Getty Images
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"Closeup of bowl of muesli on womans' lap"
Paul Viant via Getty Images
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"Beautiful woman eating a clementine"
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"Woman climbing over table, man feeding her grapes"
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"Romantic Senior Couple Hugging And Eating Ice Cream"
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"Glamorous woman cutting meat with a knife"
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"Young Redheaded Woman with Raspberries"
Kniel Synnatzschke via Getty Images
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"A couple flirting at a bar"
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"Pensive black hair model holding apples"
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"Enjoy the fruits"
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"Stove. Housewife prepares meals. Food ingredients in smoke"
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"Happy mother and daughter sharing large chocolate bar at home"
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"Luxury Beauty"
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"Young woman tasting yoghurt"
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"Man with raspberries on finger tips"
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"Man holding donut to camera"
Ray Kachatorian via Getty Images
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"Pacific Islander woman balancing pineapple on back"
Colin Anderson via Getty Images
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"Cherry beauty"
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"Woman grabbing meat"
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Before You Go
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Shutterstock
This woman is shocked, because she's just realized that you can't actually grill in an oven.
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Shutterstock
Men might wear sweatpants to grill, but real women only grill in pink kimonos.
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Shutterstock
This woman is just plain terrified of grilling ... or she's just thinking about last night's episode of "Law & Order: SVU."
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Shutterstock
This woman apparently grilled herself?
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Shutterstock
She hasn't gotten to the actual grilling yet, because obviously some light stretching is required first.
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Alamy
Sometimes grilling is just so difficult that ladies burn things ... like hot dogs. Then, being women, they cry about it.
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Alamy
This is the "straight gentleman's dream" version of women grilling. Meat. Check. Alcohol Check. Nightie. Check.
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Shutterstock
These women are grilling with their BFFs, because when it comes to grilling, three confused faces are better than one! Unfortunately, the blonde didn't get the memo that they were doing so in short shorts.
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Alamy
When women grill, they know how to pose at the same time. (Ladies, am I right? ) This particular griller has perfected the "Bend and Snap."
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Alamy
It's become abundantly clear that if women ever do grill, they pretty much only grill hot dogs.
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Alamy
This is a woman ... not grilling. Because, why grill in the 1950s when your husband can do it instead?
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Alamy
And look! It's 2014 and this former Abercrombie-employee is STILL grilling for these ladies. Though they're probably not married.
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Alamy
And another woman not grilling (this was a major stock photo theme). Although, let's face it: grilling < Pinot Grigio.
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Alamy
This lady griller is really really happy. And she's still grilling hot dogs.
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Suzanne Szasz via Getty Images
This woman appears to be assisting the man of the household by getting dangerously close to the flame itself. Only one of her kids seems concerned about it. This is why they were the Greatest Generation.
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Tom Kelley Archive via Getty Images
Lean in? I'd rather cling adoringly to the smug man in my life who appears to be preparing a meal for a "Game Of Thrones" scene.
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Jonathan Kirn
Looks pretty bland to us. But whatever you're into.
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JGI/Jamie Grill via Getty Images
This woman looks like she's part of an exhibit at the children's museum.
