Singing Trump's Praises

Singing Trump's Praises
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Since Donald Trump has been trying to depict some women as tramps I have tweaked the lyrics to this familiar Sinatra tune:

He gets too hungry and eats a dinner for eight He likes the theater of "Aren't I great" He is very bothered with people he hates That's why the loser is a Trump His casino crap games are barren of earls He attracts a harem using cubic zirconia and faux pearls Will dish the dirt on overweight girls That's why the loser is a Trump He likes the free, fresh animal look of his hair Heart without care He's broke, no joke Hates California, they think he's Forrest Gump That's why the loser is a Trump He gets so lonely he mails for a bride He doesn't care that we know when he has lied He seems proud to have David Duke on his side That's why the loser is a Trump

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