Enormous Bulge In Air Traveler's Underwear Lands Him In Jail

Is that several ounces of cocaine in your pocket, or -- oh, never mind.

A man is accused of trying to budgie-smuggle more than half a pound of cocaine into Spain.

Police officers stopped the 43-year-old at Madrid's Adolfo Suarez-Barajas Airport on Friday, following a flight from Costa Rica.

They found nothing during a bag search, but when they turned their attention to the enormous bulge between his legs, they reportedly discovered a packet containing eight-tenths of a pound of the narcotic:

The National Police tweeted the above image, with the caption "a suspicious package between his legs," on Monday. It's now going viral.

The packet was lodged between a floral pair of boxer briefs and a tighter black pair worn over them.

The unidentified man faces drug smuggling charges, and remains in custody.