Comedy
"so much anger in this small little body. i feel like a chihuahua"
“just got prescribed the same damn medication as my cat, OK”
“No, I can’t throw out that piece of paper that’s been on the floor for a week. That’s the cats’ piece of paper, idiot.”
WHAT'S HAPPENING
“My dog knows more English words than I know dog words”
"When I flip my dogs ears inside out those are his party hats. He is ready for a party."
“just collabed with my dog on a walk”
“Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome. It will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like look a this dude, f**king love this guy”
“[Leaving the party at 7:30pm] Sorry I have to go home and give Prozac to my cat”
“Love how no matter what im doing my dog is like f**k yeah lets do this”
“I can’t be the only person who gives their dogs a complete rundown of where I’m going and when I’ll be getting home whenever I leave the house.”