Comedy
“A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating neighbors who upset the local dogs with their fireworks.”
"i have checked and there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can not be james bond"
"sometimes i like to remind the cats that they're adopted"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
“animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.”
“i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons”
"wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it"
“binge watching my dogs until further notice”
“I don't know if dogs can feel embarrassment, but I do know they have fo' paws”































