Comedian Ronny Chieng is grumbling about climate change ruining Christmas trees, Santa's ride and booze.
"I made four new friends and only killed one of them," says intern from hell.
"Lie Witness News" has people weighing in on North and South Korea reuniting, Trump making friendship bracelets with the Taliban and more.
"Where the hell you been? It's been three hours!"
"This is the last episode of 2019, but if you’re black, this is the first episode since I left," Murphy boasted.
"The Tonight Show" host also summed up President Donald Trump's impeachment using Eddie Murphy movies.
“Stepin Fetchit plus cooning equals the destruction of black men in Hollywood," Andrew Wyatt said in a harsh statement after Murphy mocked "America's dad."
Rachel Dratch's Sen. Amy Klobuchar said the only cave she goes to is a "man cave" — the Senate.
“Ok, I’m guilty, but it ain’t no thang," Baldwin's Trump admits.
"There's a queen inside of you," RuPaul tells Davidson's super-slacker Chad.
He's like that guy who "tells you what he'd do in a fight" but is too "busy" to actually fight, scoffs "The Daily Show" host.
"They've been taping his ass the whole time," says "The Daily Show" spoof promo for the compilation.
Adam Driver plays Jeffrey Epstein, who's "just hangin'" down there and delighted to see his lawyer.
The British actor and comedian called the Facebook founder and CEO a friendless, “misguided child."
Trump claimed he could inform Congress of military action via Twitter.
Rachel Dratch's Amy Klobuchar reminds everyone: "I'm here, I'm square. Get used to it."
Wacky Broadway homage with "Saturday Night Life" crew, John Mulaney and David Byrne skewers New York airport.
Then he marched out Buckwheat, Gumby and Velvet Jones, pitching his books about "hoes."
“I might be fifth in the polls, but I’m No. 1 in your nightmares, Mike,” McKinnon tells Armisen when "Mike Pence" presser goes off the rails in cold open.
It's a real turn-on for the "Full Frontal" host.