“Oh my God,” says Yang. “You just outed me on national television.” All he wanted to talk about was a strike at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
“Wow, so much stuff coming out about the NFL is maybe racist,” says Chris Redd's Kaepernick on "SNL's" cold open after the Jon Gruden scandal.
"My cat must think I’m so dumb considering how often I sing to him about the fact that he is a cat."
"everyone thinks that their cat is the cutest cat in the world and youre actually all correct"
"'we don’t deserve dogs' i do. i have a really good personality"
Musk goaded his foes ahead of his "SNL" hosting gig.
Chloe Fineman's Britney Spears grills "social pariahs of the week" in another episode of her fictional talk show "Oops, You Did It Again."