"boyfriend is out hunting (picking up food order) while I am domesticating wild beasts (giving cat little kisses)"
"this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity"
The organization accused "SNL" and NBC of "normalizing and popularizing antisemitism."
“It shouldn’t be this scary to talk about anything,” the controversial comedian said. “It makes my job incredibly difficult."
"Per a company-wide email we got this morning, he’s dead to us" after his endorsed candidates bombed in the midterms, Bowen Yang's "Brian Kilmeade" announces.
“I’ll be like ‘yeah this is my emotional support animal’ and it’s just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult”
"We love Truth Social. It’s very great, and in many ways, also terrible,” "Trump" explains. “It’s very bad — very, very bad."
“Folks, I’m trying like hell, I promise,” says “Biden.” “I’m on the Peloton every morning tempting fate.”
And she calls out "Nazi" Kanye.
"I do this thing where I make videos of my dogs being cute and then will watch the videos even though my dogs are in real life doing cute s**t right now."