"It took four months of having a puppy, but I can now confidently report I've found a dog treat in every single pocket I own."
But ... "Maybe?" wondered Michael Che.
The HBO comedian made a secret trip to Connecticut last week to help cut the ribbon at the newly named "John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant.”
"He was very kind to me," White said of Van Halen following the musician's death from cancer.
America's going full "Mad Max" this year and you can imagine which side Trump is on.
Who knew she was "going to go all Mel Gibson on us?" he asked on "Saturday Night Live."
“God created dinosaurs, dinosaurs became Republican, Republicans created Trump, Trump destroys God,” Carrey muses in homage to Jeff Goldblum's "The Fly."
“What if you had it all but nobody to call? Maybe then you’d know me,” he sings.
"It's a spooky time filled with demons and darkness," warned Jim Carrey's Joe Biden in the Halloween cold open.
“Is he going to a wedding or an opera?” one torn Twitter user asked in order to make a fair decision.