"cat owners be like yea i like it when they do nothing"
"sometimes my cat is a little guy but other times he’s a little man"
"'we don’t deserve dogs' i do. i have a really good personality"
Musk goaded his foes ahead of his "SNL" hosting gig.
Chloe Fineman's Britney Spears grills "social pariahs of the week" in another episode of her fictional talk show "Oops, You Did It Again."
“Can’t wait to put ‘fully vaccinated’ on my dating profiles like an adoptable dog.”