"Petition to stop ringing the doorbell on TV so my dog can lead a less confusing life"
Stephen Colbert's "dumbest person" in the Senate now has his own "Ghostbusters" theme song.
"Me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT"
"The Late Show" host got overwhelmed after a "violent fascist" mentioned his show in court.
“Sorry, buddy. You just gave yourself away. No one’s favorite drink is Diet Pepsi,” the "Late Night" host said.
“I’m just curious about how you even know when Rudy Giuliani is drunk?” the host of "The Daily Show" asked.
“Obviously, f**k AT&T now and forever," the "Last Week Tonight" host said on Sunday.
"i keep hearing this ad for fresh cat food that says 'your cute kitty is descended from fierce desert cats' and then i look at my cat and say 'this cat??'"
"why can't I pay my bills by posting cat pics on twitter. what am I doing wrong here"
"every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun"