Comedy
"I am NOT paying 5k for a dog unless it’s Brian griffin"
“Nothing says ‘divider’ instead of ‘uniter’ more than a former president with a ‘revenge state,'" Meyers said.
"Shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get pissed that you helped them."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Hart and Dave Chappelle surprised Rock onstage with a live tribute at New York's Madison Square Garden.
“Trump watched everything that happened on Jan. 6 and his biggest problem is that Mike Pence let him down — by, I guess, not being hanged."
“you ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur like ‘that's you’"
"I love a talkative cat. Yeah that's right my little meow meow tell me about ur day."
"respectfully, f**k fireworks. my dog told me to tweet that."
"cat: [enjoying being petted] wait a minute I just realized I hate this"
"Petition to stop ringing the doorbell on TV so my dog can lead a less confusing life"





















