Comedy
"cats love to snuggle right after a poop"
“I don't know what your dog sees in you”
“You might be happy, but you will never be my dog jumping in a pile of leaves happy.”
WHAT'S HAPPENING
“Cats don't do daylight savings time. Feed us. Now.”
“cats tried to comfort me during a nosebleed and now both my white cats look like they just explored a grisly murder scene”
"i love my cat so much but how the f**k are you 11 lbs and you take up an entire queen size mattress"
“I missed the annual pet blessing at my parish which means my kitten is still a pagan and a heretic 😭”
“Someone on my Nextdoor app has a cat called Colin Feral.”
"Got my eye on a few neighbor cats after the rapture. 🐈🐈🐈"
"I like that dogs always have to be touching you with their butt"