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Patricia Heaton & I Discuss Born Agains & Bill Maher-Atheists

I'm not like one of those Bill Maher atheists-- I'm not gonna tell you what to believe or not to believe. I'll just be in the corner napping and reaping the rewards of your generous volunteer work.
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I'm an atheist, and I was raised that way because my parents were too lazy to involve the family in anything like organized religion. But I spent a lot of time around Born Again Christians back in my construction site days, and I'm glad they were carrying around bibles instead of stabbing people in the neck and going to jail again.

You see, I'm not like one of those Bill Maher atheists-- I'm not gonna tell you what to believe or not to believe. I'll just be in the corner napping and reaping the rewards of your generous volunteer work.

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