If you’re an introvert, you value your alone time. You tend to think before you speak. You’d much rather socialize one-on-one than in a group. A phone call is probably your worst nightmare. But, most of all, you are silently strong.
It can be tough to prefer being alone in a world that values gregariousness and sociability. But take heart, quiet types: Twitter has your back. We’ve rounded up 50 of the most relatable introvert tweets we’ve seen this year.
I have an introvert hangover. I was around too many people last night and my body hurts from being anxious. No alcohol was consumed.— Meghan Camarena (@Strawburry17) January 1, 2018
As an introvert I have an uncanny ability to suddenly disappear during social activities.— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) January 11, 2018
People who cancel our plans before I get up the courage to cancel them myself are my kind of people.— Danielle and Farrah (@effinghandbook) February 20, 2018
As an introvert, most of the conversations I’ve ever had are imaginary.— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) February 3, 2018
The first rule of introvert club is no one has to worry about anyone talking about introvert club…— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) March 19, 2018
As a natural introvert, it feels really good when someone else texts me first.— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 8, 2018
Being an introvert is basically liking your friends but wanting them to leave at the same time.— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 27, 2018
You know you are good friends with someone if they take their headphones off when you sit beside them.— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) April 26, 2018
My neighbors are so friendly that I'm sitting in my car waiting for them to go inside so I don't have to talk to them.— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 24, 2018
I had to answer the door earlier I’m done for the day— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) April 23, 2018
Solitude is independence. I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude.— Introvert Vibes (@IntrovertSquad) April 22, 2018
Wanna know how much of a shut-in introvert I am? I literally can not tell you how many times I’ve run into people at the store who’ve told me they thought I had moved away.— Thomas Sanders (@ThomasSanders) May 30, 2018
Just listed my wife as my emergency contact and added the note “please text, she doesn’t answer calls.”— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) May 15, 2018
I’ve met a lot of people in my life and let me tell you, we’re all a bit much.— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) June 26, 2018
You’re lying to me if you tell me that you’ve never cancelled plans before becuase you were too comfortable laying on your bed in a towel after a shower— Jake List (@jakematthewlist) July 3, 2018
john lennon: 🎵imagine all the people🎵— The Hype (@TheHyyyype) August 23, 2018
introvert: oh god
Idea for a horror movie:— MatPat (@MatPatGT) August 17, 2018
An introvert watching the number of unanswered text messages piling up.
Parenthood means there are never introvert days where I can choose not to talk to anyone.— Lady K (@Coppertopmpls) September 3, 2018
There are no scarier words to an introvert than “can we set up a quick call next week?”— Mark Brown (@britishgaming) August 31, 2018
Scariest haunted house: a coffee shop but you run into everyone you never talk to and they say "we should catch up sometime.”— Michael Tiberi (@MichaelJTiberi) October 12, 2018
Uber driver: ......— 9GAG (@9GAG) October 5, 2018
Me, as an introvert: ......
Uber driver: ......
Me, as an introvert: 5 stars
Permanent mood: introvert disguised as an extrovert that has to interact with people everyday and pretend to not be introverted— Chrissy Costanza (@ChrissyCostanza) October 3, 2018
You know you’re annoyed when you wish you could hang up on the text convo.— Quinta. (@quintabrunson) October 29, 2018
Here's a PSA for all you extroverts out there. If an introvert nods and says hello it absolutely doesn't automatically mean they want to engage in an actual conversation with you.— 🥓🍩Bacon Donut🍩🥓 (@BaconDonutTV) November 12, 2018
Spending all day hoping the plans you agreed to yesterday are quietly forgotten by all involved— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 25, 2018
Being an introvert be like:— Nika 🌼 (@asdfghjkln93) November 20, 2018
Me: *doesn't say it*
Introvert holiday party preparation checklist:— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) November 16, 2018
1. Always make sure you know where the bathroom is.
2. If you have kids, make sure they're not feeling well.
3. Pets are your friend, even if in reality you hate both dogs & cats.
4. Fake phone calls aren't a sin.
I’m going to start a line of soaps and candles for introverts with names like:— Virginia Montanez (@JanePitt) November 14, 2018
-There’s a Dog at This Party
-Self-Checkout Lane Heaven
-Table for One
-Dear God, Please Don’t Let There Be Dancing
I’ll be a hermit billionaire.
Mitch Albom apparently has a new book called "The Next Person You Meet In Heaven" that follows up "The Five People You Meet In Heaven" and I'm all WHY DO I HAVE TO MEET ALL THESE PEOPLE IN HEAVEN I'M AN INTROVERT DUDE THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HEAVEN TO ME— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 7, 2018
I’m a nervous flyer. I’m not scared of the actual flying. Just nervous someone will sit next to me and try to talk the whole flight.— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) December 12, 2018