The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (Oct. 18-24)

Shout out to the mom who signed up for paper plates within seconds of the class Halloween party list going out

— meghan (@deloisivete) October 21, 2025

My three year old daughter had her first experience with a pocket that looks like a pocket but is not actually a functional pocket this morning. I had to explain to her that this is a sorrow and frustration that she will come across again and again in this life.

— 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (@homemakinghunny) October 19, 2025

Teen: You never buy me the clothes I want.

Me: Didn’t I just get the two dresses and three shirts you asked for?

Teen: Those don’t count.

— krista (@kristabellerina) October 18, 2025

Fortnite and Roblox went down so I guess my kids are gonna have to go read a oh wait nevermind it’s back.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 20, 2025

It should be illegal for kids to change their favorite Disney character without giving you a 30 day notice

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 23, 2025

Best friend: *helping me dig a hole* so tell me again what happened?

Me: he said ‘it’s just putting clothes in bags,’ when I said I was overwhelmed with packing for our trip with 3 young kids.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 21, 2025

I asked my daughter last night what time she’d be home and she responded “it depends on where the wind takes me” and now I have a new life coach.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) October 22, 2025

Have kids so they can text you messages at work like “Where’s my mini skeleton head”

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) October 23, 2025

Motherhood is saving one kid’s lemonade from hitting the floor while the other kid sneezes on your food

— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) October 19, 2025

Note to parents: To a teen, saying “Laundry machine’s beeping can you go deal with it” means leaving the door open so the beeping stops. I know this now.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) October 23, 2025