The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (Nov. 1-7)

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Senior Reporter, HuffPost Life

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

My kid wants to know why the neighbors still have their Halloween decorations up, and I didn’t know he was on the HOA board

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 1, 2025

Me: goodnight sweetie. I love you so much. I will see you in the morning.

3yo: probably you will see me before morning

— Tessa 🤱🏻 (@Libraryoftessa) November 5, 2025

‘Do as I say, not as I do’ I mumble to my teen as I brush my teeth while texting.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 7, 2025

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made my boys and their friends chocolate chip pancakes this morning because apparently the 65 lbs of Halloween candy wasn't enough.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 1, 2025

My toddler sure has bold opinions for someone who can’t wipe their own butt.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 4, 2025

My teen, when paying for something with her own money: Why is living so expensive?

— krista (@kristabellerina) November 2, 2025

My son texted me from school to let me know the chips I put in his lunch tasted stale. I responded with “sorry, wrong number.”

Parenting level: Expert

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 6, 2025

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