"Now in the event that you haven't been in an automobile since 1960, flight attendants still have to show you how to fasten a seatbelt.. and that seatbelt needs to be low and tight across your hips just like the hot pink Speedo I'm gonna be wearing when I finally get the three of us to a hotel hot tub tonight."
Air travel isn't the most enjoyable experience in the world. Cramped spaces, stale air, and even staler safety instructions aren't exactly creature comforts. And man, does this attendant get it.
Southwest Airlines is no stranger to their attendants' sass making headlines either.
But we don't think it's going out on a limb (or a wing) to say that this guy might just top them all.
Watch the video above for some hilarious in-flight entertainment.