If the saccharine messages in those “cute” Valentine’s Day cards make you queasy, know you’re not alone. All that, “Baby, you have my whole heart for infinity” talk can be tough to stomach. Same goes for the red roses, massive stuffed animals and boxes of candy hearts.
With Feb. 14 fast-approaching, we wanted to give you some funny card options that won’t make you — or your partner — roll your eyes. Below, we’ve compiled 28 Valentine’s Day cards for her or him that are ideal for couples who don’t take the holiday so seriously.