Weddings

28 Funny Valentine's Day Cards For Couples Who Don't Like Sappy Stuff

"I love you, though I like you better on a full stomach." 💘
01/24/2018 01:45pm ET

Can we agree that couples who get all mushy-gushy with each other are pretty much insufferable?

Yeah, we think so too. With Valentine’s Day coming up, we felt it was our duty to round up greeting cards for all the couples who roll their eyes at the whole “Baby, you complete me” thing. Below, 28 cards your partner actually wants to open this Feb. 14.

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Buy it from Good Paper for $5.99
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Buy it from BEpaperie on Etsy for $4.25
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Buy it from Paper Source for $3.95
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Buy it from The Smyth Shop for $3.99
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Buy it from Tay Ham for $5
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Buy it from FoxandWit on Etsy for $4.50
Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For Couples
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