Gersh Kuntzman, Brooklyn Paper Editor, Makes Real Estate Porn, Viewers Squirm (VIDEO)

While DUMBO's $25 million clock tower penthouse can get even the prudest New Yorker hot and bothered, few, if any, real estate fans would go out of their way to film their orgiastic viewing experience.

Then there's Gersh Kuntzman, editor of the Brooklyn Paper. In a video that's half-funny, half-vomit inducing, Kuntzman takes us on a tour of the magnificent Brooklyn apartment, as well as a tour of his dirty, dirty mind.