"I don't know if I've ever touched another person's eyelid before."
That's not the first thing you want to hear from your makeup artist. In this video from Cosmo, guys apply makeup to girls for the first time -- and the results will make you grateful for your years of cheekbone-sweeping practice.
The men get quite heavy-handed with the blush, a little too sparing with the foundation, and crazy-blendy with the lipstick. And turns out most of them really, REALLY like thick eyeliner wings.
The finished faces are, um, innovative -- and you can see even more of them in the video above. But we'll keep doing our own makeup for now, thank you.