Want pants made of bread? Ambien for getting through the part of the day when you're awake? Or how about keys that cry when you're about to leave them at home?
John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" is off for the week, but in a clip released online he put a new spin on one of his most common questions.
But this week, he asks the opposite question.
"While there are many things in this world that should no longer be things, there are also many non-things that should absolutely be thing-ified," he said. "Brought into the thing-sistence, if you will."
Check it out in the clip above.