Food & Drink

Our Favorite Beer Koozies On The Internet

Are most of these completely juvenile? Absolutely. But we still want them.

We understand that not everyone thinks of the Fourth of July as "National Drink A Beer Outside Day," but we do. As the temperatures climb into full-on summer extremes, it is as important as ever that we keep those beers cold. So why not do it in style -- or at least make your friends laugh out loud?

When we were kids, beer koozies were pretty ubiquitous at our parents' summer barbecues. They fell out of fashion for a while, as they're kind of ridiculous and often come emblazoned with a tacky message about "gettin' hammered," or something. Are most of these the koozies we've rounded up today completely juvenile? Most definitely. But they also made at least one of us chuckle. And if you're not giggling while you're drinking beer, are you really celebrating this great nation the right way? Decide for yourselves, but we found you some awesome koozies.

1
Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt
Facebook: Suzy Kuzy
2
Bill Murray Koozie
Amazon
Bill Murray Koozie, $6.99 on Amazon
3
Bacon Koozie
Perpetual Kid
Bacon Koozie, $5.00 on Perpetual Kid
4
'I Love Beer' Knit Bottle Cozy
Amazon
5
Tabasco Bottle Koozie
Amazon
Tabasco Bottle Koozie, $10.25 on Amazon
6
Beer Briefs
Etsy: remotescreenprinting
Beer Briefs, $15.00 for 3 on Etsy
7
Big Mouth Toys 'The Red Cup' Kool Koozie
Amazon
8
The Shark Koozie
Etsy: melissadp76
The Shark Koozie, $16.00 on Etsy
9
Big Mouth Toys Prescription Koozie
Amazon
10
Brooklyn Summer Ale Koozie
Brooklyn Brewery
Brooklyn Summer Ale Koozie, $4.00 from Brooklyn Brewery So meta.
11
Ostrich Girl Tall Boy Koozie
Etsy: emiliospocket
Ostrich Girl Tall Boy Koozie, $5.00 on Etsy We have not encountered enough tall boy koozies.
12
Spinach Can Koozie
Amazon
Spinach Can Koozie, $3.99 on Amazon
13
Personalized Cork Beverage Koozie Wrap
Etsy: miniFab
14
Pee Wee Herman Celebrity Mugshot Koozie
Amazon
Pee Wee Herman Celebrity Mugshot Koozie, $5.99 on Amazon Please, someone find us a Nick Nolte mugshot koozie.
15
Time To Get Star Spangled Hammered Koozie
Etsy: CustomiCases
16
The Beast Giant Fist Koozie
Amazon
The Best Giant Fist Koozie, $12.09 on Amazon HULK SMASH (beers).

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