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If You've Never Seen 'Star Wars,' Don't EVER Admit It

"It's not Bigfoot. It's Chewie."

Maybe you were trapped in some pop culture-less black hole, but if you haven't seen any of the "Star Wars" movies, it doesn't really matter now.

For the love of God, keep it to yourself. This guy probably wishes he had.

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  • Darth Vader sips a special blend of his own creation, Tea-3PO.
    Uh oh, he forgot to bring the honey. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    Uh oh, he forgot to bring the honey. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • Stormtroopers share a bicycle ride and their genetic makeup.
    These Stormtroopers later accidentally plummeted off a cliff due to poor aim.
    These Stormtroopers later accidentally plummeted off a cliff due to poor aim.
  • C-3PO is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, but will love ever be one of them?
    "Sometimes I wonder if R2-D2 even knows I exist."
    "Sometimes I wonder if R2-D2 even knows I exist."
  • A trade federation droid waits seductively for the bounty hunter droid IG88 to return home.
    "Honey, I'm 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101!"
    "Honey, I'm 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101!"
  • Yoda doesn't have time for your loud neighbor bullsh*t.
    "Hungover I am."
    "Hungover I am."
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