News Roundup for January 25, 2017

Welcome to Trump's weird America where the cars run on kerosene and the American Dream is in flames. Also, the climate is probably done for. Yahoo.

1. Trump is expected to bring in a temporary ban on refugees today. That wall may become a fortress around the entire country. Bye world, it's been nice knowin' ya. More here.

2. Trump looks to revive Dakota Access and Keystone XL oil pipelines. Finally a man who loves oil in the ground more than oil on his skin. Trump's a freak. More here.

3. Scientists will now march on Washington in an effort to help show Trump that climate change is real. Trump, meanwhile, is looking into getting the ice gun from Batman & Robin. More here.

4. It turns out it was a former employee who tweeted from the Badlands National Park Twitter account. Total rogue badass. More here.
a. Follow @AltNatParkSer because they're badasses too. More here.

5. A new study finds that humans are totally unprepared for the next virus outbreak. We're all going to die, but what else is new. More here.