Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) took to Twitter Wednesday morning to perform what has become a sort-of annual tradition for him: airing his grievances in honor of Festivus, the fictional holiday that takes place on Dec. 23 and was highlighted in a 1997 episode of "Seinfeld."
In the first round of grievances, the presidential hopeful focused on his Republican rivals.
He started with business mogul Donald Trump, who has recently found an affinity for Yiddish.
Then moved on to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who was born in Canada.
He also took a shot at former neurosurgeon Ben Carson, who speaks softly.
And New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, a noted Cowboys fan.
Paul went after Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), who has had a poor voting attendance record in the Senate.
But he held back when it came to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), who withdrew from the race earlier this week.
He attacked Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) as being naive, and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for not being able to make it back from the bathroom quickly enough following a commercial break during the most recent Democratic debate.
And last, but certainly not least, he went after former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush.
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